What's the deal with Poker Stars????

[NJ08512]

I find that if you wear a foil hat ...

I find that if you wear a foil hat while playing online you can stop the online sites from "fixing" the games.

 

[dj11]

This will explain it;


Can This Black Box See Into the Future? - Science - RedOrbit


credit joose

 

[SlyJ]

I try to get "up" to the live tables a few times a year, and from what I've experienced, bad beats and poker goes together. When I call a 20 chip raise with a 7-8 suited to an AK?.....and hit two pair on the flop and bide my time till he hits his A, then smack him on his ass.....here comes the crying....."dumbass!" "freakin' idiot".......we've all heard it I'm sure. But hey folx.....this ain't 2 card guts now is it? If big slick and pocketrockets won every time they came up....you think our game would be as popular as it is? Well hell no. ANY two cards can win.....and ANY two cards can lose......it's just that the better cards win more often.

 

[jolubman]

I just opened an account with them. I hope this wasn't a mistake.

 

[bigslicknuts]

Obviously, its time to move on, and I'm open to experiences and suggestions for other sites.

Just leave the play money tables. That doesn't happen in cash games.

 

[Sammyv1]

"WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD".

Chicken or Beef Joose! Just make sure you stay away from the fish.

And always drink the Bloody Marys, it washes away the taste, and the alcohol kills the bacteria in the food!

 

[dj11]

LMAO, I think this guys being serious.

Aren't we all trying to deal with this thorny issue seriously?

I for one am trying to contemplate .......................................still trying
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still trying...............

 

[crancko]

BE WARNED!!

Donkey Kong (yours truly) has just deposited at stars. Expect suckouts and bad beats galore

 

[dj11]

Revelation !!!!!!

Pick a card, any card.

It aint us that are experiencing the bad beats, it is not us who are playing the cards right or wrong, it is the cards who are playing us! Ad they know exactly what they are doing. To the cards we are the be all and end all of thier entertainment.

I overheard 2 sixes the other day complaining to an 89 offsuited couple about the twit from Memphis who actually thought he was in control with a pair of ones!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, you picked the wrong card!...Rigged!