me versus my girl in mtt

[KerouacsDog]

i was merely commenting on how women can sometimes have the advantage in poker because of the way mens minds work as opposed to a womans

fair enough, but admit you're 'hot' for me and we'll leave it there, lol

 

[KerouacsDog]

I got next!!!!!!!!!!!!

you female?
get in line, sister

 

[KerouacsDog]

Let's see...currently I have funds at Poker Stars, Bodog, and FullTilt...whenever you're ready, love.

you know, i damaged my hearing when I was young, so whenever a woman talks to me, all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, or nag, nag, nag, nag.
Unless it has keywords/sentences in it:
shall I cook dinner now?
no, I'll clean the kitchen, thats woman's work;
would you like me to fetch a beer?
would you like a BJ?(BJ is a pizza in the uk, it's not what you are thinking, or is it, I can never remember)





lol

 

[Tammy]

you know, i damaged my hearing when I was young, so whenever a woman talks to me, all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, or nag, nag, nag, nag.
Unless it has keywords/sentences in it:
shall I cook dinner now?
no, I'll clean the kitchen, thats woman's work;
would you like me to fetch a beer?
would you like a BJ?(BJ is a pizza in the uk, it's not what you are thinking, or is it, I can never remember)





lol

Tenbob??? Is that you???

 

[pokerrqueenn]

you female?
get in line, sister

rofl

 

[Egon Towst]

Tsk, tsk. Naughty children.

Getting back to where this thread started - I think it`s strange that VC don`t seem to notice you and Liz playing in the same tourney from (I assume) the same IP.

Have they never queried that with you, KD ?

 

[JessieBear15331]

Hmmm-KD
I'm wondering if I should jump on the "playing KD in HU" bandwagon.
KD-I am a woman-a mighty poker player(to be modest), a woman you should surely be afraid of Whilst I bat my eyes at you and give you a pretty smile, I'll be eating you for breakfast
So, my question for you, sweetheart, is can you handle me?

 

[Jack Daniels]

Is it time to bring school in session?

Would this be the whole plaid skirt, white knee high socks thing?

apart from with fridge shops, cooker shops, cleaning shops, etc.

Doh.

Thanks for supporting me JD.........................hang-on, you didnt, wtf

Hey, I got your back. But she brought up that whole school girl thing and won.

lol lol lol
Im hoping she might dominate me at the table............

Go figure.

you know, i damaged my hearing when I was young, so whenever a woman talks to me, all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, or nag, nag, nag, nag.
Unless it has keywords/sentences in it:
shall I cook dinner now?
no, I'll clean the kitchen, thats woman's work;
would you like me to fetch a beer?
would you like a BJ?(BJ is a pizza in the uk, it's not what you are thinking, or is it, I can never remember)

lol

Tenbob??? Is that you???

You'd almost thing so, wouldn't ya?

Tsk, tsk. Naughty children.

Getting back to where this thread started...

Aawwww.

 

[KerouacsDog]

Tenbob??? Is that you???

lol, i sat opposite Tenbob last nite at costadelfishy, and at the very same instance, I got a link to the thread about men versus women with Tenbob and Killer Kat, I told Tenbob,and read a quote from him to him, it was funny, but quite spooky at the same time to be opposite him and reading about him!

 

[KerouacsDog]

Let's see...currently I have funds at Poker Stars, Bodog, and FullTilt...whenever you're ready, love.

I have no money at pokerstars, and the other two I wouldn't touch with a barge pole...........

I have accounts at costadelpoker, vcpoker, 32redpoker, williamhillpoker, absolute,




then the better ones at playboypoker, bunnypoker, sheep-pornpoker, and getagoodhandthengetyourgoodhandcauseI'mgonnastripforyoupoker

 

[KerouacsDog]

Tsk, tsk. Naughty children.

Getting back to where this thread started - I think it`s strange that VC don`t seem to notice you and Liz playing in the same tourney from (I assume) the same IP.

Have they never queried that with you, KD ?

not only have they noticed, but they sent me an email regarding collusion, and politely asked me to be careful when playing together! I told them that me and her are very competitive, and there's no better feeling than beating her, and likewise for her, beating me. We play sng's together, and have never ever colluded, even not shouting out,'fold, I have a hand', or similar, it's the best feeling in the world to beat her. Occaisionaly we will get put on the same table in a mtt, and because it says on our profile we both live in the same town, I say that we are bf/gf, but we don't collude, and then I proceed to trashtalk her whenever we get into the same hand together, and beat her, which isnt that often. It's quite funny, cause all the guys cheer me on, and any women on that table cheer her on. Then we say first one out makes the dinner/tea/etc, which is always a hit.


Christ I waffle!


3 hours sleep, woohoo, 1 more than last time!

 

[KerouacsDog]

Hmmm-KD
I'm wondering if I should jump on the "playing KD in HU" bandwagon.
KD-I am a woman-a mighty poker player(to be modest), a woman you should surely be afraid of Whilst I bat my eyes at you and give you a pretty smile, I'll be eating you for breakfast
So, my question for you, sweetheart, is can you handle me?

Ok, Jessie, see those 2 lines of women leading to my door, the ones with over a thousand in them? Well, they're either the women I've trashtalked in my life, or the women who have come on to me and got blown out by me, and they want to get even. So, you have to ask yourself, well, what line do I queue in?
Ok, here's some clues:
1.I have never trashtalked you
2.You begin your post with, 'Im wondering if I should jump'-classic Freudian slip, dont ya think?
3.'Whilst I bat my eyelids at you'- flirting, are you?
4.'I'll be eating you for breakfast'- Do we need to get out of bed for that or not?
5.'sweetheart, can you handle me?'-nice term, sweetheart,all cosy, then 'can you handle me?'- a challenge from a real woman, eh?


I think we know what line, don't we.
Look, theres a place behind pokkeerrquuen, dessertlady, and huiceeQ in the dirty girls line.........
And look, there's dakota-xx over there on her own in the special dirty girls/trashtalk line...........(one girl at the mo)

 

[KerouacsDog]

Would this be the whole plaid skirt, white knee high socks thing?they are the best skirts!


Doh. LOL


Hey, I got your back. But she brought up that whole school girl thing and won. I owe you one


Go figure.too complicated



You'd almost thing so, wouldn't ya?thing so????too much time at school spent looking at girls in skirts,good man JD!


Aawwww. NO

JD, when I get married, you can be my online 'best man', you get to sleep with JuiceeQ, DessertLady, bubbasbestbabe, etc, they're the virtul bridesmaids.........

 

[KerouacsDog]

My job is done on this thread, for now............


I await the backlash

 

[JessieBear15331]

Ok, Jessie, see those 2 lines of women leading to my door, the ones with over a thousand in them? Well, they're either the women I've trashtalked in my life, or the women who have come on to me and got blown out by me, and they want to get even. So, you have to ask yourself, well, what line do I queue in?
Ok, here's some clues:
1.I have never trashtalked you
2.You begin your post with, 'Im wondering if I should jump'-classic Freudian slip, dont ya think?
3.'Whilst I bat my eyelids at you'- flirting, are you?
4.'I'll be eating you for breakfast'- Do we need to get out of bed for that or not?
5.'sweetheart, can you handle me?'-nice term, sweetheart,all cosy, then 'can you handle me?'- a challenge from a real woman, eh?


I think we know what line, don't we.
Look, theres a place behind pokkeerrquuen, dessertlady, and huiceeQ in the dirty girls line.........
And look, there's dakota-xx over there on her own in the special dirty girls/trashtalk line...........(one girl at the mo)

Oh babe-I know exactly which line I'm in-but I wonder if you know.

I also have two lines, but mine are made up of both men and women. And here's howthe participants relate:
Those who just look/ogle/drool from the sidelines
-or-
Those who actually have the balls to step up and play.

So, sweetie, which line are you in?

 

[KerouacsDog]

Oh babe-I know exactly which line I'm in-but I wonder if you know.

I also have two lines, but mine are made up of both men and women. And here's howthe participants relate:
Those who just look/ogle/drool from the sidelines
-or-
Those who actually have the balls to step up and play.

So, sweetie, which line are you in?

LOL LOL LOL chicks love to come on to men, then turn them down, well......
I'm getting married next august, so thanks, but no thanks!





LOL LOL LOL

(never bluff a bluffer)

 

[t1riel]

Maybe we should do guys vs. girls HU tournament. Battle of the sexes! It will be more entertaining to watch than play.

 

[KerouacsDog]

[And look, there's dakota-xx over there on her own in the special dirty girls/trashtalk line...........(one girl at the mo)

I am so touched that I get my own special line......

Maybe we should do guys vs. girls HU tournament. Battle of the sexes! It will be more entertaining to watch than play.

Bring it on boys!!

I dont mind you girls on us guys, what you got in mind, poker????



or soemthing else!

 

[KerouacsDog]

I am so touched

and yes, you are touched!





only loose women or idiots give me their external email address!



what one are you?


or are you both, the best!

 

[KerouacsDog]

Maybe we should do guys vs. girls HU tournament. Battle of the sexes! It will be more entertaining to watch than play.

im defo up for that T1riel
put my name down!

 

[KerouacsDog]

lol
hey, about that sit and go last night. i was experimenting something, back to normal next time, promise, ok?

 

[KerouacsDog]

gonna hold you to that - you owe me a normal game. playing poker is as much fun as you allow it to be and I allow it to be loads of fun. It is the only way I can justify the expense lol.

Of course I like to win and hate bad beats - but honestly I take both with a grain of salt - especially if playing with a friend.

x

look in your email in about a weeks time, i WILL have a system for winning

 

[pokerrqueenn]

girls versus guys poker game sounds fun and profitable.lol

 

[Egon Towst]

girls versus guys poker game sounds fun and profitable.lol

Yes, I`ll have some of that. If you girls are able, we guys will profit.

 

[pokerrqueenn]

isnt that the whole point of the game the girls versus guys game? the all neverending debate thats as old as time