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This is why I'm at the micro stakes, I'm no better than any of the other fish who cant fold a hand. Logically I knew that in this spot he can only have aces up or a set, but after constantly seeing players pull this sort of stunt with hands like AQ/AJ or even flush draws I manage to convince myself that TPTK is going to be good.

PokerStars Hand #103294573827: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2013/08/27 9:18:57 ET
Table 'Predappia V' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: OIegan™ ($0.81 in chips)
Seat 2: loafes ($1.74 in chips)
Seat 3: palokas ($2.08 in chips)
Seat 4: -= MEUHAD =- ($5.57 in chips)
Seat 5: feidos85 ($1 in chips)
Seat 6: puFkotukaS ($1 in chips)
Seat 7: GaliRah ($7 in chips)
Seat 8: bingo91217 ($2 in chips)
Seat 9: agwd69 ($3.56 in chips)
feidos85: posts small blind $0.01
puFkotukaS: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to loafes [Ah Kh]
GaliRah: folds
bingo91217: folds
agwd69: raises $0.04 to $0.06
OIegan™: folds
loafes: calls $0.06
palokas: folds
-= MEUHAD =-: folds
feidos85: calls $0.05
puFkotukaS: folds
*** FLOP *** [7c 9s Ac]
feidos85: checks
agwd69: checks
loafes: bets $0.14
feidos85: raises $0.35 to $0.49
agwd69: folds
loafes: raises $1.17 to $1.66
feidos85: calls $0.45 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.72) returned to loafes
*** TURN *** [7c 9s Ac] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [7c 9s Ac 5c] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
feidos85: shows [9d 9h] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
loafes: shows [Ah Kh] (three of a kind, Aces)
feidos85 collected $2.01 from pot
loafes said, "thought as much"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2.08 | Rake $0.07
Board [7c 9s Ac 5c As]
Seat 1: OIegan™ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: loafes showed [Ah Kh] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: palokas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: -= MEUHAD =- (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: feidos85 (small blind) showed [9d 9h] and won ($2.01) with a full house, Nines full of Aces
Seat 6: puFkotukaS (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: GaliRah folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bingo91217 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: agwd69 folded on the Flop




and this once, with so many callers and this dripping wet board its blatantly obvious my hand is never going to be good here, heck even if my opponent was getting out of line and none of the players behind had a hand, I'd still only be a slight favourite. in this case though I had seen vasilihah playing basically every pot and then overbet shoving with draws so many times, I once again managed to convince myself my hand might be good.

PokerStars Hand #103293025984: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2013/08/27 8:30:57 ET
Table 'Glaukos' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: loafes ($2.24 in chips)
Seat 2: Rodion1995 ($1.74 in chips)
Seat 3: vezunchik383 ($2 in chips)
Seat 5: donzo1987 ($1.98 in chips)
Seat 6: binakos0 ($0.71 in chips)
Seat 7: Mr.Exline ($1.91 in chips)
Seat 9: vasilihah ($1.03 in chips)
donzo1987: posts small blind $0.01
binakos0: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to loafes [Qd Qs]
Mr.Exline: folds
vasilihah: calls $0.02
loafes: raises $0.06 to $0.08
Rodion1995: folds
vezunchik383: calls $0.08
donzo1987: calls $0.07
binakos0: calls $0.06
vasilihah: calls $0.06
*** FLOP *** [7c 6c 5s]
donzo1987: checks
binakos0: bets $0.04
vasilihah: raises $0.91 to $0.95 and is all-in
loafes: raises $1.21 to $2.16 and is all-in
vezunchik383: folds
donzo1987: calls $1.90 and is all-in
binakos0: calls $0.59 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.26) returned to loafes
*** TURN *** [7c 6c 5s] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [7c 6c 5s 6s] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
donzo1987: shows [7h 7d] (a full house, Sevens full of Sixes)
loafes: shows [Qd Qs] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
donzo1987 collected $1.84 from side pot-2
vasilihah: shows [8s 9s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
donzo1987 collected $0.92 from side pot-1
binakos0: shows [8c Kc] (a pair of Sixes)
donzo1987 collected $2.82 from main pot
donzo1987 said, "free rolling"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.78 Main pot $2.82. Side pot-1 $0.92. Side pot-2 $1.84. | Rake $0.20
Board [7c 6c 5s 6s 2d]
Seat 1: loafes showed [Qd Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 2: Rodion1995 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vezunchik383 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: donzo1987 (small blind) showed [7h 7d] and won ($5.58) with a full house, Sevens full of Sixes
Seat 6: binakos0 (big blind) showed [8c Kc] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 7: Mr.Exline folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: vasilihah showed [8s 9s] and lost with a straight, Five to Nine


I'm fairly new to the game but I can see I've got along way to go, I'm playing like a total utter fish
 
lol snap fold pre



PokerStars - $0.16 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: $16.00 (VPIP: 16.86, PFR: 8.14, 3Bet Preflop: 3.40, Hands: 534)
UTG: $11.59 (VPIP: 19.52, PFR: 13.94, 3Bet Preflop: 4.21, Hands: 257)
MP: $6.81 (VPIP: 29.63, PFR: 25.93, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 27)
CO: $17.38 (VPIP: 22.67, PFR: 12.42, 3Bet Preflop: 4.07, Hands: 328)
Hero (BTN): $40.33
SB: $28.38 (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 17.07, 3Bet Preflop: 4.84, Hands: 171)

SB posts SB $0.08, BB posts BB $0.16

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.24) Hero has T:spade: K:spade:

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.40, fold, BB raises to $1.36, Hero calls $0.96

Flop: ($2.80, 2 players) 6:club: 9:heart: 3:spade:
BB checks, Hero bets $1.60, BB calls $1.60

Turn: ($6.00, 2 players) 8:club:
BB checks, Hero bets $3.36, BB calls $3.36

River: ($12.72, 2 players) 4:heart:
BB checks, Hero bets $34.01 and is all-in, BB calls $9.68 and is all-in

Hero shows T:spade: K:spade: (High Card, King) (Pre 18%, Flop 9%, Turn 9%)
BB shows A:heart: A:diamond: (One Pair, Aces) (Pre 82%, Flop 91%, Turn 91%)
BB wins $30.64
 
oh man... yeah um. 16/8 at 6m 3bets.... Think I'ma fold. Oh, I have KK? Still folding. (Ok not really, but KT? 😀 )
 
Super bad spew

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $60.81 (VPIP: 10.53, PFR: 10.53, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 19)
SB: $71.80 (VPIP: 4.17, PFR: 4.17, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 24)
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $61.95 (VPIP: 22.81, PFR: 17.54, 3Bet Preflop: 13.04, Hands: 59)
MP: $90.15 (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: 33.33, Hands: 6)
CO: $28.29

SB posts SB $0.25, Hero posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has 8:heart: 7:heart:

UTG raises to $1.50, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $5.00, UTG calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.25, 2 players) 4:diamond: K:spade: J:spade:
Hero bets $5.25, UTG calls $5.25

Turn: ($20.75, 2 players) 8:spade:
Hero bets $11.25, UTG calls $11.25

River: ($43.25, 2 players) 7:diamond:
Hero bets $28.50 and is all-in, UTG calls $28.50

Hero shows 8:heart: 7:heart: (Two Pair, Eights and Sevens) (Pre 46%, Flop 14%, Turn 0%)
UTG shows A:spade: 2:spade: (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 54%, Flop 86%, Turn 100%)
UTG wins $97.75
 
Can't decide which street I hate most. Probably the flop.
As played that river is bizarre, I think I want to check/fold two pair in a 3bet pot.
 
Good one Ducky...
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Deco said:
Can't decide which street I hate most. Probably the flop.
As played that river is bizarre, I think I want to check/fold two pair in a 3bet pot.
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I was the same lmao, i was like Ducky dont bet the flop

Woops i did, meh i have a pair why not...

Wait now i have 2p.... haha

But i knew this was terrible at the time havent done something like this for ages :s (lol @ regs too)
 
only beat by flushes KK/JJ flushes are like AQs/KK 4bets a lot so JJ is the only realistic one

value seems ok but make notes if he's flatting 3bets w/ A2s from UTG

people saying 50nl isn't beatable w/ regs like that
 
Ikr, i lol'd w/ insta note

(also checked his nationality and was russian after... shocker)
 
The prospect of having to post in this thread has kept me on relatively good behaviour. Till now.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 2316085
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $109.21
SB: $240.38
BB: $150.54
Hero (UTG): $100.00
MP: $97.20
CO: $100.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with K :heart: A :diamond:
Hero raises to $3, MP calls $3, CO calls $3, 3 folds

Flop: ($10.50) 3 :diamond: 3 :club: 9 :diamond: (3 players)
Hero bets $6.62, MP folds, CO raises to $20.50, Hero calls $13.88

Turn: ($51.50) 6 :spade: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $22, Hero calls $22

River: ($95.50) T :heart: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $55 all in, Hero calls $54.50 all in

Final Pot: $204.50
Hero mucks K :heart: A :diamond:
CO shows 6 :diamond: 6 :club: (a full house, Sixes full of Threes)
CO wins $201.70
(Rake: $2.80)
 
Shame on me for shoving the turn 😛 , about his play .....

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 2316421
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $2.09
Hero (SB): $5.21
BB: $2.08
UTG: $6.00
MP: $3.30
CO: $0.92

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is SB with K :club: K :spade:
1 fold, MP raises to $0.07, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.26, 1 fold, MP calls $0.19

Flop: ($0.54) 2 :heart: T :spade: Q :club: (2 players)
Hero bets $0.38, MP calls $0.38

Turn: ($1.30) 9 :heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $4.57 all in, MP calls $2.66 all in

River: ($6.62) T :heart: (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $6.62
Hero shows K :club: K :spade: (two pair, Kings and Tens)
MP shows J :club: 8 :club: (a straight, Eight to Queen)
MP wins $6.39
(Rake: $0.23)
 
Long story short: called off with tptk on T high board because I refused to believe that the sb would simply complete with JJ+ against 6 limpers, and for some reason also refused to consider that he had a set or weird two pair :/
 
I respectfully offer this for your consideration.


Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players

Hero (BB): $105.54 (211.1 bb)
MP: $62.12 (124.2 bb)
CO: $59.81 (119.6 bb)
BTN: $20 (40 bb)
SB: $47.95 (95.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J
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9
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MP raises to $1.50, 2 folds, SB calls $1.25, Hero raises to $6, MP folds, SB calls $4.50

Flop: ($13.50) 6
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7
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A
club4.gif
(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6.75, SB calls $6.75

Turn: ($27) Q
club4.gif
(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($27) 7
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(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $92.79 and is all-in, SB calls $35.20 and is all-in

Results: $97.40 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 6
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7
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A
club4.gif
Q
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7
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Hero showed J
diamond4.gif
9
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and lost (-$47.95 net)
SB showed A
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T
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and won $94.40 ($46.45 net)
 
PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $78.25 (VPIP: 25.24, PFR: 19.42, 3Bet Preflop: 2.78, Hands: 104)
SB: $50.62 (VPIP: 27.71, PFR: 16.87, 3Bet Preflop: 6.45, Hands: 83)
BB: $50.94 (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 6)
UTG: $48.72 (VPIP: 29.63, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 29)
MP: $64.83 (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 5)
Hero (CO): $67.77

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has K:club: J:spade:

fold, MP raises to $1.00, Hero calls $1.00, fold, fold, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($3.25, 3 players) T:club: 6:heart: Q:club:
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $2.00, BB raises to $5.00, fold, Hero calls $3.00

Turn: ($13.25, 2 players) 5:club:
BB bets $6.00, Hero calls $6.00

River: ($25.25, 2 players) 2:diamond:
BB bets $8.50, Hero raises to $30.00, BB calls $21.50

Hero shows K:club: J:spade: (High Card, King) (Pre 62%, Flop 35%, Turn 34%)
BB shows T:heart: Q:spade: (Two Pair, Queens and Tens) (Pre 38%, Flop 65%, Turn 66%)
BB wins $82.75

He snapped river does it seem like a decent line or...
 
Playing 1.10 don 6 players left me with 1200 chips blinds around 100/200 and I snap shove with kk and lose to 10Jo

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Pissed off with myself for this one. Villain takes an awful unbalanced line, I pay it off. In my defence my timebank had ran out so I panic called.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 2321428
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $100.00
SB: $124.07
Hero (BB): $107.28
UTG: $144.14
MP: $98.50
CO: $108.60

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A :spade: A :heart:
4 folds, SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, SB calls $6

Flop: ($18.00) 7 :club: 7 :diamond: 8 :heart: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8.59, SB calls $8.59

Turn: ($35.18) 4 :heart: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $22.18, SB calls $22.18

River: ($79.54) 6 :spade: (2 players)
SB bets $84.30 all in, Hero calls $67.51 all in

Final Pot: $214.56
SB shows 8 :spade: 8 :club: (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)
Hero mucks A :spade: A :heart:
SB wins $211.76
(Rake: $2.80)
 
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