**** Thread of Shame ****

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Saviour of the Universe ITT. No one spews better than that.

Although I did spew massively HU vs Jake. Not going to show the HH though 🙁
 
So you think your bad?


PokerStars Zoom No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

Button ($24.14)
SB ($15.35)
BB ($12.50)
UTG ($14.05)
MP ($20.69)
Hero (CO) ($17.26) (not even full stacked, from previous hand which i assume was another spew)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6
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, J
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1 fold, MP raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.60, 3 folds, MP raises to $4.45, Hero calls $1.85

Flop: ($9.25) 7
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, 9
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, K
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(2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $3.20, MP calls $3.20

Turn: ($15.65) A
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(2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $9.61 (All-In), MP calls $9.61

River: ($34.87) 5
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $34.87 | Rake: $1.57

Results below:
MP had K
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, K
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(three of a kind, Kings).
Hero had 6
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, J
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(high card, Ace).
Outcome: MP won $33.30


PokerStars Zoom No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

Button ($13.94)
SB ($18.33)
Hero (BB) ($16.22)
UTG ($5.48)
MP ($9.17)
CO ($26.79)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A
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, 9
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3 folds, Button raises to $0.20, SB raises to $0.80, Hero calls $0.70, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.80) 6
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, 5
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, 8
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(2 players)
SB bets $1, Hero calls $1

Turn: ($3.80) 6
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(2 players)
SB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

River: ($6.80) 8
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(2 players)
SB bets $2.60, Hero raises to $12.05, SB calls $9.45

Total pot: $30.90 | Rake: $1.39

Results below:
SB had J
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, J
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(two pair, Jacks and eights).
Hero had A
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, 9
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(two pair, eights and sixes).
Outcome: SB won $29.51



Whosbad
 
Started of slow but the quality of spew has substantially improved.
I think WV is in the lead with that TT the ace having no kicker is such salt in the wound, only way that showdown could have been more painful is JJ snap calling 😀
 
Deco said:
Started of slow but the quality of spew has substantially improved.
I think WV is in the lead with that TT the ace having no kicker is such salt in the wound, only way that showdown could have been more painful is JJ snap calling 😀
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The fact that the villain in that hand likely would have snapped JJ there makes the spew SOOOOO much greater.
 
I thought this was pretty bad...

Revolution Gaming Network - $0.20 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 37.6 BB (VPIP: 32.56, PFR: 9.30, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, hands: 44)
CO: 107.2 BB (VPIP: 22.89, PFR: 20.48, 3Bet Preflop: 10.71, Hands: 85)
BTN: 86.3 BB (VPIP: 27.78, PFR: 17.22, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 192)
Hero (SB): 107.35 BB
BB: 173.15 BB (VPIP: 23.26, PFR: 18.60, 3Bet Preflop: 12.12, Hands: 88)
UTG: 94.05 BB (VPIP: 19.61, PFR: 17.90, 3Bet Preflop: 13.33, Hands: 522)

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 6:spade: 3:spade:

UTG raises to 2.95 BB, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 2.45 BB, fold

Flop: (6.9 BB, 2 players) A:heart: 9:heart: 7:heart:
Hero checks, UTG bets 3.45 BB, Hero raises to 11.9 BB, UTG calls 8.45 BB

Turn: (30.7 BB, 2 players) A:club:
Hero bets 20.5 BB, UTG calls 20.5 BB

River: (71.7 BB, 2 players) 7:diamond:
Hero bets 72 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 58.7 BB and is all-in

Hero shows 6:spade: 3:spade: (Two Pair, Aces and Sevens) (Pre 34%, Flop 8%, Turn 0%)
UTG shows K:spade: A:spade: (Full House, Aces full of Sevens) (Pre 66%, Flop 92%, Turn 100%)
UTG wins 179.65 BB
 
In for first person to lol fold (want opinions)

PokerStars - $0.50 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: $59.46 (VPIP: 29.03, PFR: 22.58, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 31)
CO: $19.39 (VPIP: 58.33, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: 33.33, Hands: 12)
BTN: $57.88 (VPIP: 23.08, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)
SB: $16.00 (VPIP: 18.51, PFR: 14.60, 3Bet Preflop: 7.17, Hands: 2,046)
Hero (BB): $51.75
UTG: $73.85 (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)

SB posts SB $0.25, Hero posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has 5:club: 8:club:

UTG raises to $1.00, MP calls $1.00, CO calls $1.00, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($4.25, 4 players) 9:club: 5:spade: 5:heart:
Hero checks, UTG bets $1.00, fold, CO raises to $2.00, Hero calls $2.00, UTG raises to $6.00, CO raises to $10.00, Hero calls $8.00, UTG raises to $72.85 and is all-in, CO calls $8.39 and is all-in,
fold

Turn: ($51.03, 2 players) 6:club:

River: ($51.03, 2 players) 4:diamond:

UTG shows T:heart: T:diamond: (Two Pair, Tens and Fives) (Pre 71%, Flop 80%, Turn 89%)
CO shows 9:spade: Q:diamond: (Two Pair, Nines and Fives) (Pre 29%, Flop 20%, Turn 11%)
UTG wins $48.73
 
You created a new page and now everyone missed the hand i posted, well done Deuces
 
Ducky7 said:
You created a new page and now everyone missed the hand i posted, well done Deuces
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lol u suck at CC if his post made a new page.
 
Ducky7 said:
In for first person to lol fold (want opinions)

PokerStars - $0.50 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: $59.46 (VPIP: 29.03, PFR: 22.58, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 31)
CO: $19.39 (VPIP: 58.33, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: 33.33, Hands: 12)
BTN: $57.88 (VPIP: 23.08, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)
SB: $16.00 (VPIP: 18.51, PFR: 14.60, 3Bet Preflop: 7.17, Hands: 2,046)
Hero (BB): $51.75
UTG: $73.85 (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)

SB posts SB $0.25, Hero posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has 5♣ 8♣

UTG raises to $1.00, MP calls $1.00, CO calls $1.00, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($4.25, 4 players) 9♣ 5♠ 5♥
Hero checks, UTG bets $1.00, fold, CO raises to $2.00, Hero calls $2.00, UTG raises to $6.00, CO raises to $10.00, Hero calls $8.00, UTG raises to $72.85 and is all-in, CO calls $8.39 and is all-in,
fold

Turn: ($51.03, 2 players) 6♣

River: ($51.03, 2 players) 4♦

UTG shows T♥ T♦ (Two Pair, Tens and Fives) (Pre 71%, Flop 80%, Turn 89%)
CO shows 9♠ Q♦ (Two Pair, Nines and Fives) (Pre 29%, Flop 20%, Turn 11%)
UTG wins $48.73
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I have zero hands like this. I don't fold!
 
pocketehs said:
probs gonna be the #1 poster in this thread

gunna start off with this one. pretty deep vs villain. I think he plays his hand literally face up and that he only has AA loooll


PokerStars - $0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $18.80 (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 14)
SB: $43.50 (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 14.78, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 208)
Hero (BB): $44.73
UTG: $47.23 (VPIP: 45.45, PFR: 27.27, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 22)
MP: $11.15 (VPIP: 21.59, PFR: 21.02, 3Bet Preflop: 9.38, Hands: 178)
CO: $27.24 (VPIP: 41.67, PFR: 29.17, 3Bet Preflop: 20.00, Hands: 25)

SB posts SB $0.10, Hero posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has 2♣ 2♦

UTG raises to $0.50, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.25

Flop: ($1.10, 2 players) A♣ 8♥ 2♠
Hero checks, UTG checks

Turn: ($1.10, 2 players) Q♠
Hero bets $0.75, UTG raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.50, UTG raises to $46.73 and is all-in, Hero calls $38.73 and is all-in

River: ($89.56, 2 players) 9♦

Hero shows 2♣ 2♦ (Three of a Kind, Twos) (Pre 18%, Flop 4%, Turn 2%)
UTG shows A♠ A♥ (Three of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 82%, Flop 96%, Turn 98%)
UTG wins $87.56
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This is one of those hands that make you want to cry! Not only for the amount lost but because it was a very good hand!
unfortunately sometimes the poker is so!
😡
 
posting for the passive fish that just did this vs me, villain 30/5, definitely just one of them spews we all do when we get out of line.

put him on AK until he did that weird click it back

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 2274788
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $49.50
SB: $19.24
BB: $50.00
UTG: $48.38
UTG+1: $54.14
UTG+2: $58.15
Hero (MP1): $108.18
MP2: $24.96
CO: $21.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with J :heart: J :spade:
3 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 3 folds, SB calls $1.25, BB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2, SB calls $2

Flop: ($10.50) 8 :club: A :heart: J :diamond: (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $5, SB folds, BB calls $5

Turn: ($20.50) 3 :heart: (2 players)
BB bets $7.50, Hero raises to $15, BB raises to $24, Hero says "u got that AA ?", Hero says "👍", Hero raises to $72.80, BB says "dooo", BB calls $17.50 all in

River: ($103.50) 4 :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $103.50
BB shows 6 :diamond: K :diamond: (high card Ace)
Hero shows J :heart: J :spade: (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $101.00
(Rake: $2.50)
 
If we're posting for others.

Winning Poker Network - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BB): 104.7 BB
CO: 77.2 BB
BTN: 147 BB
SB: 107 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T:heart: K:club:

fold, BTN raises to 2 BB, fold, Hero raises to 8 BB, BTN calls 6 BB

Flop: (16.5 BB, 2 players) T:diamond: T:club: 9:diamond:
Hero bets 1 BB, BTN raises to 13 BB, Hero raises to 25 BB, BTN raises to 139 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 71.7 BB and is all-in

Turn: (209.9 BB, 2 players) 8:heart:

River: (209.9 BB, 2 players) Q:diamond:

Hero shows T:heart: K:club: (Three of a Kind, Tens) (Pre 50%, Flop 89%, Turn 95%)
BTN shows 2:club: 2:diamond: (Two Pair, Tens and Twos) (Pre 50%, Flop 11%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 199.5 BB
 
I do it to induce the spew. Sometimes it's me who spews when I do it and sometimes it's others. It's too retarded to just let it pass either way.
 
i'm arran, I get in sets and claim i'm a spewtard

edit: oh I get it, HE's the spewtard

edit 2: Arran's still a nit imo
 
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