****Astronomical August Spider Chat Thread****

[vanquish]

measured blood pressure today and was really high


FCK


hopefully this isn't serious, i'm too young for this shyt

 

[blankoblanco]

let me tell you guys a story bout a dude named switch
how he mastered zen, made variance his bitch
terrorizin all the weak-tight regs on everest
yeah he's the baddest and the coolest and the cleverest

when he's not breaking hearts, he's busy crushing souls
i heard he challenged phil ivey to HU 4 rollz
and phil backed down, cause he's no clown
the pros know that switch is the sickest around

and when the girls catch a glance of this charming gent
well, their panties drop lower than his 3bet percent
cause while he may not be buff or have the biggest pee-pee
all the ladies go crazy for that PTBB

his badassness endless and his skill infinite
this is switch's world, we're all just living in it

 

[vanquish]

zomg i came

 

[kleitches]

let me tell you guys a story bout a dude named switch
how he mastered zen, made variance his bitch
terrorizin all the weak-tight regs on everest
yeah he's the baddest and the coolest and the cleverest

when he's not breaking hearts, he's busy crushing souls
i heard he challenged phil ivey to HU 4 rollz
and phil backed down, cause he's no clown
the pros know that switch is the sickest around

and when the girls catch a glance of this charming gent
well, their panties drop lower than his 3bet percent
cause while he may not be buff or have the biggest pee-pee
all the ladies go crazy for that PTBB

his badassness endless and his skill infinite
this is switch's world, we're all just living in it

post of the year, imo

 

[Debi]

let me tell you guys a story bout a dude named switch
how he mastered zen, made variance his bitch
terrorizin all the weak-tight regs on everest
yeah he's the baddest and the coolest and the cleverest

when he's not breaking hearts, he's busy crushing souls
i heard he challenged phil ivey to HU 4 rollz
and phil backed down, cause he's no clown
the pros know that switch is the sickest around

and when the girls catch a glance of this charming gent
well, their panties drop lower than his 3bet percent
cause while he may not be buff or have the biggest pee-pee
all the ladies go crazy for that PTBB

his badassness endless and his skill infinite
this is switch's world, we're all just living in it

You win all the prizes ever lol.

 

[eNTy]

gold !

 

[switch0723]

OMG, you have won the internets!!!

 

[F Paulsson]

MY COMPUTER IS WORKING AGAIN.

One of my four memory modules had decided to retire which was making it crash violently and unpredictably, including often during boot-up. Now I finally managed to isolate which one it was, run a gazillion tests on it and the other three individually to make sure it wasn't the motherboard that was busted (i.e. faulty bus) and the tests were very conclusive.

Four days without poker. Tomorrow, I shall begin to make up for it. Stupid computers. And apparently I need to fix something that's broken with PostgreSQL in the meantime as well, and probably have to reinstall. I hope my HEM database isn't broken. It would suck to have to reimport all those hands.

 

[F Paulsson]

*knocks on wood*

 

[eNTy]

wiii youre back
was wondering what happened to you, in fact mentioned it to someone yesterday

pc troubles are not fun, ive had a busted mobo before, that one is a b*tch to locate the troubles on and replace, plus not cheap

 

[F Paulsson]

Gahhhhhhhh. Need to recreate HEM database. Good news is I have a backup. Bad news is it's from April.

Y'all are remembering to backup your databases regularly, right?

pc troubles are not fun, ive had a busted mobo before, that one is a b*tch to locate the troubles on and replace, plus not cheap

Yeah, the biggest problem with that is determining that it actually IS the motherboard that's screwed up, because you don't want to get a new MB and then find out that it was the CPU, or vice versa. Memories, fortunately, are testable. And if something HAD to be faulty, then I'm glad it was the RAM. I can easily run everything I want on 6GB instead of 8GB, so no need to wait for new parts.

 

[Debi]

Good luck Fredrik - fingers are still crossed until you are 100% ready to go!

I have to say you have done quote well with the tidbits you have managed to contribute with just a few minutes of internet lol.

 

[eNTy]

Y'all are remembering to backup your databases regularly, right?

No -.- Im relying on PS and tilt being able to send me all my played hands

Yeah, the biggest problem with that is determining that it actually IS the motherboard that's screwed up, because you don't want to get a new MB and then find out that it was the CPU, or vice versa. Memories, fortunately, are testable. And if something HAD to be faulty, then I'm glad it was the RAM. I can easily run everything I want on 6GB instead of 8GB, so no need to wait for new parts.

Yeah i tested the RAM back then too, but was sad when they turned out fine
i only have 2 gig i think and i dont seem to have any trouble running anything, since i quit playing the latest high end video games my pc doesnt need to be that high end anymore anyway

 

[vanquish]

kan't wait to go 2 the gym 2day

gon' get my workout on

 

[Pokertron3000]

Due to life being a bitch I have had to withdraw all but 35 dollars out of my account booooo. I also will not not be able to deposit for a while what would people do with that 35$, sngs to build it up? I have not played many cash games at all do you think this a chance to learn it and really study the fundementals of poker or since I cannot depost for a while do I try build it back up first through sng?

Help!

Plus I will prob get flamed but Gambit FTW.

 

[tenbob]

The rake on the micro sit and go's i believe is a killer, and very difficult to overcome. At least playing nl$2 a lot of the pots are not raked, + there are lots of spew tards, just play like a nit for a few weeks and build up a bit.

 

[eNTy]

Plus I will prob get flamed but Gambit FTW.

gambit wasnt in first 3 movies

yeah 2nl sounds good just build it up slow and steady

 

[BelgoSuisse]

The rake on the micro sit and go's i believe is a killer

Not everywhere. When i started playing at Everest it was 10% even for such micro micro stakes as $0.10+0.01.

 

[Pokertron3000]

gambit wasnt in first 3 movies

yeah 2nl sounds good just build it up slow and steady

Ah ok didnt know was the movies but he actually was in them in some form even if it was just in computer files lol /Nerdage

Thank you guys I guess I will nit it up and do some studying, playing sngs for so long and mainly for lowstakes it was a bit robotic so I guess I will actually have to learn to play properly now sigh. I will start playing tonight and see how it goes must not play sngs I know I can slowly make profits there but I think your advice tenbonb and enty is the best.

 

[Jurn8]

switch you sick welsh grinder!

 

[eNTy]

Ah ok didnt know was the movies but he actually was in them in some form even if it was just in computer files lol /Nerdage

Thank you guys I guess I will nit it up and do some studying, playing sngs for so long and mainly for lowstakes it was a bit robotic so I guess I will actually have to learn to play properly now sigh. I will start playing tonight and see how it goes must not play sngs I know I can slowly make profits there but I think your advice tenbonb and enty is the best.

well gambit was in a film, just not in the first 3, he was in origins

and yeah FR is still plenty "robotic" if you will, just play a straightforward valuebased game, no real need to run big bluffs at these low limits, aside from cbetting and occasionally barreling but those arent really big bluffs.

also, im pretty sure you can selfban yourself from either cash or sngs/mtts on both tilt and stars, its under the same option as tempbanning you for a day/week etc

 

[GunslingerZ]

Switch, that is a beautiful graph, mad respect.

Blanko, that rhyme made me pump my fist, it's so awesome.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

measured blood pressure today and was really high


FCK


hopefully this isn't serious, i'm too young for this shyt

Blood pressure normally fluctuates quite a bit. Think of it as a stat that takes time to converge. Don't let one reading bug you out.

Your youth is on your side even IF your BP is actually high.

 

[Lemlywinks]

blanko's rhyme is sick

that is all

 

[MrMuckets]

kan't wait to go 2 the gym 2day

gon' get my workout on

My workout involves going to the bathroom.