Cats and Poker

manzanillo53 · Apr 13, 2022

Yesterday I was playing poker online, a 9 max tournament(my favorite game). Four players left, one position shy of cash and I was in third. The short stack went all in and as I was moving the curser over to fold, my cat walked across my keyboard with the cursor too close to the call button. lost 80% of my chips and ended up knocked out a few plays later. The cat is no longer with us, just kidding, it is an awesome cat. FOR NOW.

fullclock · Apr 13, 2022

What bad luck friend. I also have 2 cats but I don't let them on my pc for things like that. But sometimes when I'm playing from my cell phone and I put it in my pocket for a second, more than once I inadvertently call a hand. But hey, it's all anecdotes.

whitetailbuck10 · Apr 13, 2022

Just another reason to not have a cat...... Nah just kidding. That hurts for sure.
There are so many things that can go wrong with virtual poker. Yesterday I was in a tournament with no antes. Pocket QQ come up and I am up against an aggressive guy, knowing he will bet post flop. I am slow playing, making it look like I am uncertain and my time runs out and auto folds. Didn't even go into my time bank because I had no money invested yet. Needless to say I went and changed that setting RIGHT AWAY.

katifanko · Apr 13, 2022

I have a good cat, she doesn't interfere. My husband on the other hand... grrrr
Lost some good hands because of him!

redmast · Apr 13, 2022

My cat also sometimes comes into my arms on his own, but he has not yet walked on the table. I don't let the cat jump on the tables.

0546474 · Apr 13, 2022

You are not playing alone, you have an assistant, it seems that this is forbidden by the rules

manzanillo53 · Apr 13, 2022

My computer is off to the side as I am hooked to a large screen TV, so I did not see the cat going for the computer. I have 3 cats and only one goes near the computer. It was a good laugh.

manzanillo53 · Apr 13, 2022

Good strategy, bad execution, it happens to the best of us.

manzanillo53 · Apr 13, 2022

Keep the cat, get ride of the husband hahahahaha.

manzanillo53 · Apr 13, 2022

This cat is new, walked into the house two weeks ago and went to sleep on the couch. She has a collar with a bell on it, so some ones owns it, not sure who.

manzanillo53 · Apr 13, 2022

No, she is not registered on the poker site and beside she only gives bad advice. LOL

jaymfc · Apr 13, 2022

manzanillo53 said:
Yesterday I was playing poker online, a 9 max tournament(my favorite game). Four players left, one position shy of cash and I was in third. The short stack went all in and as I was moving the curser over to fold, my cat walked across my keyboard with the cursor too close to the call button. lost 80% of my chips and ended up knocked out a few plays later. The cat is no longer with us, just kidding, it is an awesome cat. FOR NOW.

hurts for a minute but we just move on to the next one

my cat knows how to play poker and doesn't make those mistakes

whitetailbuck10 said:
Just another reason to not have a cat...... Nah just kidding. That hurts for sure.
There are so many things that can go wrong with virtual poker. Yesterday I was in a tournament with no antes. Pocket QQ come up and I am up against an aggressive guy, knowing he will bet post flop. I am slow playing, making it look like I am uncertain and my time runs out and auto folds. Didn't even go into my time bank because I had no money invested yet. Needless to say I went and changed that setting RIGHT AWAY.

you don't slow play by running the clock down, you do it by flatting and letting him make his move.
you give him too much credit for paying attention

katifanko said:
I have a good cat, she doesn't interfere. My husband on the other hand... grrrr
Lost some good hands because of him!

make sure to give him a list of chores when you are ready to play and he will avoid you like the plague

katifanko · Apr 13, 2022

jaymfc said:
hurts for a minute but we just move on to the next one
my cat knows how to play poker and doesn't make those mistakes

you don't slow play by running the clock down, you do it by flatting and letting him make his move.
you give him too much credit for paying attention

make sure to give him a list of chores when you are ready to play and he will avoid you like the plague

I will try that LOL

Newzooozooo · Apr 13, 2022

Hi.
Your cat has made a bad decision, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have potential. For starters, try to explain to him that he needs to be more patient and disciplined.

Good luck.

INISHTE · Apr 27, 2022

Hi Friend.

I love my cat, it would be impossible for me to get mad at her for something like that.

johnsonmad · Apr 27, 2022

My cat likes to clear things off tables and desks. But I can’t get mad at him.

Rost · Apr 27, 2022

I have a hamster. But he is not interested in poker. He prefers nuts and seeds.

DiegoRamos · Apr 27, 2022

manzanillo53 said:
Yesterday I was playing poker online, a 9 max tournament(my favorite game). Four players left, one position shy of cash and I was in third. The short stack went all in and as I was moving the curser over to fold, my cat walked across my keyboard with the cursor too close to the call button. lost 80% of my chips and ended up knocked out a few plays later. The cat is no longer with us, just kidding, it is an awesome cat. FOR NOW.

These accidental clicks are chaos lol.

But keep the cat well lol.

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