CCers against the pros-A series

Should I be sad or glad I'm not on KD's illustrious list?

JessieBear15331 said:

Should I be sad or glad I'm not on KD's illustrious list?

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No lie Jess, when I wrote the list for the rest of the first 10 games, I actually went up to 15 games off the top of my head, problem was that I had 5 games with the CCers marked down, without any pros next to their names. I believe you were number 12, but like I say, I ran out of pro players, so I guess later I need to find a big list of pros and match up some future games.
Dont panic Jess, you're always on our minds!

dakota-xx said:

Hmm - so only your closest friends get to play, huh. Thank God my therapy starts soon - depression getting worse by the minute.

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see Jessie's reply.
Your game is a particularly good one(in my mind), as Helmuth loses it a bit with you.

KerouacsDog said:

see Jessie's reply.
Your game is a particularly good one(in my mind), as Helmuth loses it a bit with you.

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Does he not notice that I am a redhead????

dakota-xx said:

Does he not notice that I am a redhead????

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how do i know, its not happened yet???
Its almost like you're implying that Im making up these games..............

KerouacsDog said:

how do i know, its not happened yet???
Its almost like you're implying that Im making up these games..............

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Okay then - let me make a prediction. Dakota gives it back to him in a big way!!!!

dakota-xx said:

Okay then - let me make a prediction. Dakota gives it back to him in a big way!!!!

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yeah..............



or, no.................




one of those two...............

KerouacsDog said:

how do i know, its not happened yet???
Its almost like you're implying that Im making up these games..............

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Thats a shocking idea - how would it be possible

(going back to my collection of Jen Tilly pix now lol )

KerouacsDog said:

I ran out of pro players, so I guess later I need to find a big list of pros and match up some future games.
Dont panic Jess, you're always on our minds!

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Joe Hachem? Greg Raymer? Chris Moneymaker? Howard Lederer? Mike Caro? Jesus Furgeson? Alan Cunningham?

t1riel said:

Joe Hachem? Greg Raymer? Chris Moneymaker? Howard Lederer? Mike Caro? Jesus Furgeson? Alan Cunningham?

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lol they're the ones Im forgetting. Man i drank too much last day or so.
And also Dan harrington, isnt he super-tight?

Next game plays tomorrow morning.

HILARIOUS!!! Nothing like laughing out loud while the plumber is here,thinking I'm crazy,he's likely to up my bill...Very,VERY funny...!!!!!!!

Although I'm not on the list...could you put me up against Phil Ivey?...And I mean LITERALLY!!!!! :icon_tong

talkpkr2me, you're there somewhere................

KerouacsDog said:

And also Dan harrington, isnt he super-tight?

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Yeah, just like me
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

JessieBear15331 said:

Yeah, just like me
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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that sounds like a good match-up...............

Game 3:

Seat 1: Shermstick
Seat 2: Jennifer Tilly

announcer: welcome to the 3rd game in this series. Seated are Shermstick from CC, and Jennifer Tilly from the pro-camp. Before we begin, can we ask you, Mr.Shermstick, to remove that canoe from your pocket?
SS: Canoe? thats no canoe. And it's not Shermstick, it's the Sherminator, the love God, ok?
announcer: er, ok. shuffle up and deal

SS: Ive got a pocket rocket.
JT: But we havent recieved our cards yet?
SS: Your point is? I still have a pocket rocket.
JT: Errrrrrr, ok.

Cards are dealt
Shermstick has Jd9c

SS: You have a nice pair Jen
JT: What!!!!! Are these cards marked?WTF
SS: I didn't mean your cards babe!
JT: Are you gonna continue to talk like this?
SS: Do you mind?
JT: F*ck yeah!
SS: F*ck? nice word. wanna try it?
JT: OK, that's it, I quit.I dont need this abuse for $100,000
SS: OK, how much do you want? $200,000?
JT: F*ck you!
SS: In that case I'll add $100,000!
JT: F*ck-off, Im gone.
SS: Call me, honey, sometime, you know you want to. You know you wanna ride this 'Sherminator' all the way to the final destination......
JT: F*ck-off

announcer: Er, ok..............Well, as Jennifer Tilly has quit the game, the win is awarded to Shermstick, and CC. Let's go ask a member of the audience their opinion on today's game. You sir, your thoughts please?
Jack Daniels: She's got a great f*cking set, aint she?
announcer:Er, ok, lets get a female view of this? You, madam?
BubbasbestBabe: Im with JD. She's got a great f*cking rack. I'd like to dominate her on a poker table.
JD: Can I watch?
KerouacsDog: I'll get us some drinks JD. This could be fun? What you having?
JD: Have a f*cking guess, muppet?
KD: Cup of tea?


(Pros 2 Ccers 1)

(next game, Bubbasbest babe versus Gus Hansen)

wow dude not bad haha. and i rarely laugh at anything

We've scored a point - wheeeee

Well played Sherm

ditto, well played Sherm.............

Very nice Sherm...

ROFLMAO.....keep up the stories KD, some funny chit.

Very funny KD, LMFAO.

Thinking of a Master Plan

I've already won, before we even get to play .



P.S. That was fun, thx KD (thumb's up).
SHERMSTICK

I love the "canoe in your pocket line"!
GG Sherm, we "won" a point, the "win" was because KD made you out to be a stalker/pervert

KD and the sick fantasies he plays out in his mind

Nah, Sherm was made out to be a real ladies-man. With the lines to go with it.
Sick fantasies, JB? Im just warming up, you get to play soon............

I knew Sherm was gonna go allin.

In Agreement

Hey Kenzie:


An you know this man


SHERMSTICK