December Destruction Chat

icemonkey9 · Dec 22, 2008

Are you like me and see the top 15% of your opponents hand range 98.1% of the time?

Are you like Zach and get sucked out on more than the entire breadth of Hoover vacuum cleaner products?

Perhaps you're like BW and run into AA<KK everytime you get it in?

Then I have a sure fire fix for you. And best of all ... it's free. All you have to do is use the wallpaper for your computer background and all will be fixed. This technology was invented by Zachvac, so you have him to thank.

ZachVac's Good Luck & Good +EV Wallpaper
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switch0723 · Dec 22, 2008

anyway

after i almost cried myself to sleep after the carolina game last night, time to win some money to make up for it imo

eNTy · Dec 22, 2008

Lemlywinks said:
eNTy how many buy-ins are you going to give yourself for 25nl?

I ask b/c hopefully I will be able to move up to 25nl with ya in February at the latest. Also, when you get there are you going FR or 6-max?

Well I played 10nl for a long time with 10 buy ins and sometimes under that.
I figure to go for it when I have 20 buy ins on Party.
Should hopefully get there between now and 31 December, the sooner the better obv

.

Probably should have some max loss limit to move back down

Oh and FR obv as I sux donkey cox at 6-max.

Errant Dog · Dec 22, 2008

switch0723 said:
anyway

after i almost cried myself to sleep after the carolina game last night, time to win some money to make up for it imo

Ten bucks says I cried more.

eNTy · Dec 22, 2008

Errant Dog said:
Ten bucks says I cried more.

Will you escrow ? Also what odds are you giving ?

switch0723 · Dec 22, 2008

meh sounds like a negative freeroll since i almost cried but didnt

this hand is so sick for villain, just a standard cooler

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $23 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) NL Hold'em Tourney, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: 1,175 (39.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 1,825 (60.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with J

J

SB completes, Hero raises to 120, SB calls 90

Flop: (240) Q

K

J

(2 players)
Hero bets 210, SB calls 210

Turn: (660) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks

River: (660) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,495 and is all-in, SB calls 845 and is all-in

Results: 2,350 pot
Hero showed J

J

(a full house, Jacks full of Nines) and won 2,350 (1,175 net)
SB showed 7

Q

(two pairs, Queens and Nines) and lost (-1,175 net)

eNTy · Dec 22, 2008

Shameless plug for a doomed endeavor:
http://wafflesempire.blogspot.com/

vanquish · Dec 22, 2008

omfg can everyone stop calculating how far under EV they are after a bad session?
jesus ****, it's like how you run is the only thing that determines how much you win in a session

also **** the panthers yo, they suck go pats gooo matt cassel

also i have a new awesome sweatshirt that i bought for $30 its so comfy and sexy

sry for the rant but come on guys, let's stop thinking about EV graphs n shit for a while pls

vanquish · Dec 22, 2008

icemonkey9 said:
Are you like me and see the top 15% of your opponents hand range 98.1% of the time?

Are you like Zach and get sucked out on more than the entire breadth of Hoover vacuum cleaner products?

Perhaps you're like BW and run into AA<KK everytime you get it in?

Then I have a sure fire fix for you. And best of all ... it's free. All you have to do is use the wallpaper for your computer background and all will be fixed. This technology was invented by Zachvac, so you have him to thank.

ZachVac's Good Luck & Good +EV Wallpaper
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2453/zachvacgoodluckwallpapehm5.jpg

the above post brought to you by zachvac's #1 biggest fan in the entire world

also your blog looks pretty dece enty. i'll crosslink u in a bit

vanquish · Dec 22, 2008

also btw everyone who's running bad during a bonus:

that's what happens when you buy a bonus from stars. they flip the doomswitch. i recommend doing the FPP sats or buying some tournament tickets

switch0723 · Dec 22, 2008

vanquish said:
also **** the panthers yo, they suck go pats gooo matt cassel

pfffft the pats can only win when desert teams visit and its snowing

Jagsti · Dec 22, 2008

tenbob said:
I have 65K and also at a loss. Looking at the 32inch tv, but its not full HD

Dont buy it from PS Liam, it's such poor value!

Jurn8 · Dec 22, 2008

anybody know how to stack tables ?

Jagsti · Dec 22, 2008

Jurn8 said:
anybody know how to stack tables ?

Yes.

Jurn8 · Dec 22, 2008

thanks Jay lol, could you tell me how ?

Jagsti · Dec 22, 2008

Jurn8 said:
thanks Jay lol, could you tell me how ?

No!

Jurn8 · Dec 22, 2008

Merry Christmas to you too !

eNTy · Dec 22, 2008

vanquish said:
also your blog looks pretty dece enty. i'll crosslink u in a bit

Thanks, although I'm definitely hating myself for jumping on the blog wagon. I'm sure this bad karma will result in countless of $$$$ below EV. I tried to take a vanq-style logic and attitude towards it and even plugged u baby woaowoa !

blankoblanco · Dec 22, 2008

i'm the only person left who's too cool for a blog

eNTy · Dec 22, 2008

combuboom said:
i'm the only person left who's too bad in word association and therefor English for a blog

FYP

pantin007 · Dec 22, 2008

combuboom said:
i'm the only person left who's too cool for a blog

ur not alone, switch doesnt have a blog, atleast i dont think he does

switch0723 · Dec 22, 2008

combuboom said:
i'm the only person left who's too cool for a blog

well up yours to

pantin007 said:
ur not alone, switch doesnt have a blog, atleast i dont think he does

<3, at least someone remembers me, does that mean youse have 1 pantin???

quick question, isn't there someone on cc with the username mortis(and then some numbers)? Since i played someone today with that username on stars and they played this hand like a pro

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HAND #1
--------------------

Poker Stars, $23 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) NL Hold'em Tourney, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BB): 2,305 (76.8 bb)
SB: 695 (23.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 5

3

SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (60) 5

5

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets 30, Hero calls 30

Turn: (120) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets 30, Hero raises to 150, SB calls 120

River: (420) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 510, SB calls 485 and is all-in

Results: 1,390 pot
Hero showed 5

3

(three of a kind, Fives) and won 1,390 (695 net)
SB showed 3

7

(two pairs, Sevens and Fives) and lost (-695 net)

pantin007 · Dec 22, 2008

switch0723 said:
well up yours to

<3, at least someone remembers me, does that mean youse have 1 pantin???

quick question, isn't there someone on cc with the username mortis(and then some numbers)? Since i played someone today with that username on stars and they played this hand like a pro

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HAND #1
--------------------

Poker Stars, $23 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) NL Hold'em Tourney, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BB): 2,305 (76.8 bb)
SB: 695 (23.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 5

3

SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (60) 5

5

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets 30, Hero calls 30

Turn: (120) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets 30, Hero raises to 150, SB calls 120

River: (420) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 510, SB calls 485 and is all-in

Results: 1,390 pot
Hero showed 5

3

(three of a kind, Fives) and won 1,390 (695 net)
SB showed 3

7

(two pairs, Sevens and Fives) and lost (-695 net)

i have a very neglected blog, 1 entry in a year

btw i dont think the mortis here plays that high

switch0723 · Dec 22, 2008

1 entry in a year? i think that exceeds rex's rate at least

pantin007 · Dec 22, 2008

yeah but he makes quality entries

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