December Destruction Chat

Munchrs · Dec 28, 2008

im railing this dude

switch0723 · Dec 28, 2008

i was also railing that dude, he knocked out FP earlier in the warmup which made me laff a bit

Just finished a marathon (for me) 2 hour session, run like shit, didn't play much better, only seemed to win when i had villain all in drawing dead, made 2 pointless river shove bluffs even though my line was repping nothing, finished + ~3 buyins, no idea how, but i likes

vanquish · Dec 28, 2008

im glad i didnt play that ridic donkament

bw07507 · Dec 28, 2008

im glad i didnt play that ridic donkament

Me too, i hate donkaments. Im kind of pissed cuz i won a $215 ticket in a 500 FPP satty and when i tried to unregister for T$ it wouldnt let me

Guess I will have to play in the million at some point

vanquish · Dec 28, 2008

bw07507 said:
Me too, i hate donkaments. Im kind of pissed cuz i won a $215 ticket in a 500 FPP satty and when i tried to unregister for T$ it wouldnt let me Guess I will have to play in the million at some point

if u have a $215 ticket play the warmup instead yo

bw07507 · Dec 28, 2008

if u have a $215 ticket play the warmup instead yo

I guess I have a million ticket b/c it wont let me register to the warmup, only the million

vanquish · Dec 28, 2008

bw07507 said:
I guess I have a million ticket b/c it wont let me register to the warmup, only the million

that's basically a ticket for a hooker with a penis

eNTy · Dec 28, 2008

vanquish said:
that's basically a ticket for a hooker with a penis

Can't describe in words how much this made me laugh.
So I won't. Even though I just did.

gamedemon · Dec 28, 2008

Somewhat uneventful day today... just could not get any momentum going and had a downswing around the 400 hand mark. Since I was also playing a few tourneys at the same time, I decided to drop back to 50NL for today...

At least I ended up on the positive side.. played 570 hands, with a 13 BB/100.

Richyl2008 · Dec 28, 2008

Good day, 30BB/100 sessions are much fun.

icemonkey9 · Dec 29, 2008

What is a more awesome cooler-brag, Hand 1 or Hand 2?

HAND 1:
Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG: $51.25 (102.5 bb)
MP: $29.35 (58.7 bb)
CO: $58.75 (117.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)
SB: $82.95 (165.9 bb)
BB: $61.15 (122.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with K

K

3 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, SB raises to $6.50, BB folds, Hero raises to $14, SB calls $7.50

Flop: ($28.50) J

4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $36 and is all-in, SB calls $36

Turn: ($100.50) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($100.50) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $100.50 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed J

A

(two pairs, Aces and Jacks) and won $97.50 ($47.50 net)
Hero mucked K

K

(two pairs, Kings and Fours) and lost (-$50 net)

HAND 2:
Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $173.95 (347.9 bb)
BB: $46.75 (93.5 bb)
MP: $50 (100 bb)
CO: $24.65 (49.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 8

4

2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, SB folds, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.75) 8

4

6

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.75) 7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($8.75) 4

(2 players)
BB bets $6.50, Hero raises to $45.75 and is all-in, BB calls $36 and is all-in

Results: $93.75 pot ($2 rake)
Hero showed 8

4

(a full house, Fours full of Eights) and lost (-$46.75 net)
BB showed T

9

(a straight flush, Six to Ten) and won $91.75 ($45 net)

vanquish · Dec 29, 2008

icemonkey9 said:
What is a more awesome cooler-brag, Hand 1 or Hand 2?

HAND 1:
Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG: $51.25 (102.5 bb)
MP: $29.35 (58.7 bb)
CO: $58.75 (117.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)
SB: $82.95 (165.9 bb)
BB: $61.15 (122.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with K

K

3 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, SB raises to $6.50, BB folds, Hero raises to $14, SB calls $7.50

Flop: ($28.50) J

4

4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $36 and is all-in, SB calls $36

Turn: ($100.50) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($100.50) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $100.50 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed J

A

(two pairs, Aces and Jacks) and won $97.50 ($47.50 net)
Hero mucked K

K

(two pairs, Kings and Fours) and lost (-$50 net)

HAND 2:
Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $173.95 (347.9 bb)
BB: $46.75 (93.5 bb)
MP: $50 (100 bb)
CO: $24.65 (49.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 8

4

2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, SB folds, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.75) 8

4

6

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.75) 7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($8.75) 4

(2 players)
BB bets $6.50, Hero raises to $45.75 and is all-in, BB calls $36 and is all-in

Results: $93.75 pot ($2 rake)
Hero showed 8

4

(a full house, Fours full of Eights) and lost (-$46.75 net)
BB showed T

9

(a straight flush, Six to Ten) and won $91.75 ($45 net)

:bawling:

im drunk suddenly

Richyl2008 · Dec 29, 2008

Im gonna have to go with hand # 2,

cAPSLOCK · Dec 29, 2008

Yeah.. that's not even CLOSE.. #2 was way more "cooler". Hand 1 was obvious regular rigged.

Chris_TC · Dec 29, 2008

Hand #2, clearly!

By the way, the 5400FPP satellites are rigged.
Over the last few days, I played four of them and busted in all four. I only wanted to try them out a few times (usually go for cash bonuses), but now I kinda feel obliged to play them until I've at least reached the EV which is $86 per tournament assuming even odds. Anybody ever win one of these?

Oh, and not only is Pokerstars rigged, it also has Superusers.
Srsly, like wtf

--------------------
HAND #1
--------------------

CO: 114.4 bb
BTN: 210.7 bb
Hero (SB): 108.2 bb
BB: 100 bb

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with J♦ Q♥
2 folds, Hero raises to 3 bb, BB calls 2 bb

Flop: (6 bb) 3♦ Q♠ Q♦ (2 players)
Hero bets 3.8 bb, BB raises to 12 bb, Hero calls 8.3 bb

Turn: (30 bb) J♣ (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

River: (30 bb) 6♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Results: 30 bb pot (0.5 bb rake)
Hero showed J♦ Q♥ (a full house, Queens full of Jacks) and won 29.5 bb (14.5 bb net)
BB mucked Q♣ K♠ (three of a kind, Queens) and lost (-15 bb net)

Jagsti · Dec 29, 2008

Zach and BW usually play the 5400 fpps. Think they usually do ok in them. I've played about 8, running like 2/8 I think

Jagsti · Dec 29, 2008

In other news, I had a pretty decent weekend for a change. usually the weekends should be pretty decent, however I do really bad in them. Whether I just don't adjust to the donks properly I dunno, but this weekend has seen a welcome change in fortunes.

Chris_TC · Dec 29, 2008

Good to hear you're kicking some butt! :fight:

bw07507 · Dec 29, 2008

Zach and BW usually play the 5400 fpps. Think they usually do ok in them. I've played about 8, running like 2/8 I think

I think I was like 12/26 when I was playing them. I quit playing them though cuz its such a pain to lose a bunch in a row and they tilted me worse than losing 5 stacks in a row in a cash game. Also, now that Im Supernova, the cash bonus/concierge is just as good of a deal I think.

bw07507 · Dec 29, 2008

Also, I feel like a giant vagina for playing 100NL with 110 buyins. I'm pretty sure I have become the biggest BR nit on CC.

Chris_TC · Dec 29, 2008

The word "giant vagina" fails to put into words how much of a nit you are. I think the English language might be at a loss, we may have to coin a new term just for you

Stick66 · Dec 29, 2008

One might think of a "giant vagina" as being "loose", so...

ChuckTs · Dec 29, 2008

bahahahahahah

bw07507 · Dec 29, 2008

lol, thanks guys. I have no problem playing 200NL FR, but i just spew stacks left and right at 200NL 6max and since I pretty much quit playing FR, I'm sticking at 100NL since I do really good there. Hopefully I will move soon, lol.

ChuckTs · Dec 29, 2008

Dude just take some money out, buy something nice, then keep grinding 100nl 6m with coaching on the side to bring you to a comfortable enough level with your game that you can beat up 200. By the time you get up to a healthy BR for 200 your game will have progressed a perfect amount to beat it.

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