December Destruction Chat

The Shrog · Dec 31, 2008

Bring on 2009...........

S93 · Dec 31, 2008

Vilian is 92/0 over 40hands.
Im just glad he is still at the table

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: 354 bb
BB: 74.8 bb
MP: 185.4 bb
CO: 120 bb
Hero (BTN): 138 bb

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with K

A

CO posts BB out of position, MP calls 1 bb, CO checks, Hero raises to 6 bb, SB calls 5.6 bb, 3 folds

Flop: (15 bb) K

3

T

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 15 bb, SB calls 15 bb

Turn: (45 bb) K

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 40 bb, SB raises to 80 bb, Hero raises to 117 bb and is all-in, SB calls 37 bb

River: (279 bb) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 279 bb pot (13 bb rake)
SB showed K

2

(a full house, Kings full of Twos) and won 266 bb (128 bb net)
Hero showed K

A

(three of a kind, Kings) and lost (-138 bb net)

zachvac · Dec 31, 2008

WVHillbilly said:
So how many vpps this month, Zach?

47626 as of now, another ~1500 to go tonight, going for double that next month

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ChuckTs · Dec 31, 2008

Break even on the month after today's session. ****ing furious with myself.

Back to coaching, back to 200nl strictly, also asking Jared Tendler for mental coaching. ****.

Time to get shit faced.

zachvac · Dec 31, 2008

Doesn't sting as much when it brings you down to +500, but I wish these would stop. 1300 to go.

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+1: $42 (21 bb)
MP1: $248.65 (124.3 bb)
MP2: $33.60 (16.8 bb)
MP3: $124.80 (62.4 bb)
CO: $29.05 (14.5 bb)
BTN: $37 (18.5 bb)
SB: $201 (100.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $222.90 (111.5 bb)
UTG: $200 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with T

T

2 folds, MP1 raises to $6, 5 folds, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($13) 2

K

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $8, Hero raises to $24, MP1 raises to $70, Hero raises to $216.90 and is all-in, MP1 calls $146.90

Turn: ($446.80) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($446.80) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $446.80 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed T

T

(three of a kind, Tens) and lost (-$222.90 net)
MP1 showed 2

2

(a flush, King high) and won $443.80 ($220.90 net)

Jagsti · Dec 31, 2008

Happy New Year CC folks

blankoblanco · Dec 31, 2008

jag, what's it like in the FUTURE? us americans aren't there yet

F Paulsson · Dec 31, 2008

combuboom said:
jag, what's it like in the FUTURE? us americans aren't there yet

I'm in 2009. It's awesome here. I'd have driven home in my flying car, except I don't want to get arrested for DUI.

icemonkey9 · Dec 31, 2008

Well Dec of 2008 is still here and the verdict is in:

F*&K DECEMBER.

http://www.icemonkey9.com/2008/12/wtf-just-happened.html

Seriously.

Jagsti · Dec 31, 2008

combuboom said:
jag, what's it like in the FUTURE? us americans aren't there yet

It's not as good as they say it is, in fact I wanna go back to 2008 for some hookers and coke!

S93 · Dec 31, 2008

A belated happy new year CC

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p.s
thanks god CC hsa a spell checker.....

zachvac · Dec 31, 2008

Last bad beat whine of the year.

UTG: $36 (18 bb)
Hero (MP): $225.35 (112.7 bb)
CO: $100 (50 bb)
BTN: $196.50 (98.3 bb)
SB: $118.90 (59.5 bb)
BB: $200 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP with K

K

CO posts BB out of position, UTG folds, Hero raises to $8, CO calls $6, 2 folds, BB raises to $200 and is all-in, Hero raises to $225.35 and is all-in, CO folds

Flop: ($409) 6

3

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($409) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($409) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $409 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed A

K

(a pair of Aces) and won $406 ($206 net)
Hero mucked K

K

(a pair of Kings) and lost (-$200 net)

Month's graph (with ev line because I like to whine about that stuff) attached, plus 200k milestone made. Woopee I'm gonna go on vacation and not play again until next year.

cAPSLOCK · Dec 31, 2008

Good lord.. I have posted 500 times here now!

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/general-poker-13/starting-hands-138698/#post1034601

I wonder how much damage I have done thus far?

Muahahaha

eNTy · Dec 31, 2008

HAPPY NEWYEARS AND SUTFFS

icemonkey9 · Dec 31, 2008

Good ****ing grief thank goodness December is over. Nasty downswing on graph is 100% today. Had another cooler as i tried to play 1 last session ... hit top two pair, and he hits the bottom set. Woe is me

-127 day wiping out a good chuck of profits for December. Again - screw Dec 08.

Dwilius · Dec 31, 2008

WVHillbilly said:
Ohhh... can we call it the January Jerk-Off?

The real question is who will post the 1st bad beat? Anyone want to take action on it? Maybe set some lines?

That's a good name to start it with, then a mod will come in and probably make it January Justice. Journal would make too much sense, Jazzercise not enough.

I'll wager eNTy, but its going to come down to timezones and when the thread is started...or Vanq may follow through with his threat to torture us with ev negativity.

icemonkey9 · Jan 1, 2009

hollah if ur at A new years party that's kinda boring and u only have an iphone as entertainment

icemonkey9 · Jan 1, 2009

I just danced to Thriller. White couple with no rythm is making out. Thank God I have rythm and can dance. Cousins are already shit faced and I'm trying to get em drunker. The goal? Get one to puke on the other at midnight! blackjack Mofos!!!! I'm ice f'ing MONKEY

Monoxide · Jan 1, 2009

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Monoxide · Jan 1, 2009

i just got thiis bottle of chanmpagne and im drinking it allllllllll

its weird cuz its like not beer

icemonkey9 · Jan 1, 2009

Watching Ryan SeabreSt. Accidentally outted drunk Asian stranger at party but he's smashed and apparently doesn't care. Will be glad when 2008 "the Sux Year" is over

The Shrog · Jan 1, 2009

I have a bad history with New Year's I think.. tonight's wasn't much better. Still, Happy New Year to the rest of you all.

icemonkey9 · Jan 1, 2009

I am now armed with a sharpie pen. Warning was given - anyone pSses out and I draw a big ****** on thier forehead

icemonkey9 · Jan 1, 2009

dammit white drunk couple went into bathroom together And lights are off!!! WTF. I gotta piss too, I might burst in there and kick some ass

icemonkey9 · Jan 1, 2009

Happy 09 everyone let's have a safe healthy and happy year in 09. Someone put in Mamma Mia in DVD. I hate it.

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