***Decimation December Chat Thread***

[Crummy]

This month I hope to actually play poker! After last month's total loss and the release of COD: MW2 I have done nothing but play that game!

 

[Marginal]

Let the end of year run good begin .

 

[GeoffLacey]

Posting to suscribe yo

Hopefully depositing in.... 10 days time? Time to go robusto

 

[switch0723]

in before blanks learns to count cards

 

[zjohnzzz]

hope everybody has a bountiful december,good luck all

 

[PC69]

My birthday month fellas and although i dont crush the limits like some I hope to be providing a few jaw dropping stats this month.. Renewed sense of total aewsomness has got me locked in..

Woke up this morning and still feel aewsome.. Thats gotta turn into something great on the felt iam hoping.. BTW pokerbaby finally started reading some poker books.. Well only one and its not a strategy book so after this one Iam gonna be getting into some strategy reading..

 

[fajackta]

i think i'm addicted to UB blackjack

in before busto

+2 on ditching this one as well, i have a really good problem with the Bj and 3 card. Probably lost as much here as ive won playing holdem. Worst was bodog, took me for $500 one day, was doing damn good too. Just let it go my friend, let it go...

 

[swrittenb]

Posting to suscribe yo

Hopefully depositing in.... 10 days time? Time to go robusto

Ha, same - patiently waiting to go robusto.. one of these days.. Subscribing!

 

[LuckyChippy]

December will be my bitch. That is all.

 

[LuckyChippy]

May my draws continue to hit. (I pretty much knew he had AA btw, fool shouldn't near enough min-raise me.)

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($12.17)
SB ($20.34)
BB ($31.86)
UTG ($20)
Hero (MP) ($20)

Preflop: Hero is MP with J

, 9

1 fold, Hero bets $0.40, Button raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.60

Flop: ($2.25) 3

, 8

, J

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1.60, Hero raises to $4.50, Button raises to $8.60, Hero raises to $12.70, Button calls $2.55 (All-In)

Turn: ($24.55) 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($24.55) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $24.55 | Rake: $1.63

Results:
Button had A

, A

(one pair, Aces).
Hero had J

, 9

(flush, Jack high).
Outcome: Hero won $22.92

 

[S93]

Subscribing.

$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 400332
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
Hero (BB): $30.77
BTN/SB: $106.31
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with Q ♣ T ♦
BTN/SB raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.50
Flop: ($1.50) 2 ♠ 2 ♥ T ♣ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $1.25, Hero raises to $4.50, BTN/SB raises to $16.75, Hero raises to $30.02 all in, BTN/SB calls $13.27
Turn: ($61.54) 6 ♠ (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($61.54) K ♠ (2 players - 1 is all in)

79obvs.

 

[Jagsti]

Nice start to the month, +8 buy ins tyvm.

 

[Johnnybmoto]

fyp

Thats what pissed off, roll on table will do for ya.

 

[tenbob]

Nice start to the month, +8 buy ins tyvm.

Nice start, how many trillion hands did you play today though ?

 

[Jagsti]

Nice start, how many trillion hands did you play today though ?

Only 3.3k, feeling a lickle tired this evening

 

[Sean Pilgrim]

Subscription Too! Waiting on hold to make a payment on my mortgage this is kind of ridiculous, been on hold for 25 minutes haven't even talked to someone to make my payment yet... idiots want my money but they don't have enough people to answer the damn phone. This annoying looping 2 chord acoustic guitar progression encoded into MP3 at like 12kbps sounds horrendous. OH MAN it just changed to a jazz funk rhythm with two different chords and some sex phone operator telling me to wait.

Did I call the right number?

Oh yeah I wanna throw my hard earned money at your face, crazy robotic sex phone operator automated crapola of a voice... can someone just f****in answer already so I can get the irritating sound out of my head and the heat from my cell phone off my face???... crap back to the acoustic 2 chord song. fa la ti do then an octave lower fa la ti do.... OMG OMG OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOMG OM GOM GOMGOMGOGMOMG

I think this is why people don't pay their mortgages on time, this is retarded...

 

[LuckyChippy]

Subscription Too! Waiting on hold to make a payment on my mortgage this is kind of ridiculous, been on hold for 25 minutes haven't even talked to someone to make my payment yet... idiots want my money but they don't have enough people to answer the damn phone. This annoying looping 2 chord acoustic guitar progression encoded into MP3 at like 12kbps sounds horrendous. OH MAN it just changed to a jazz funk rhythm with two different chords and some sex phone operator telling me to wait.

Did I call the right number?

Oh yeah I wanna throw my hard earned money at your face, crazy robotic sex phone operator automated crapola of a voice... can someone just f****in answer already so I can get the irritating sound out of my head and the heat from my cell phone off my face???... crap back to the acoustic 2 chord song. fa la ti do then an octave lower fa la ti do.... OMG OMG OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOMG OM GOM GOMGOMGOGMOMG

I think this is why people don't pay their mortgages on time, this is retarded...

Lmao, best rant ever.

 

[tenbob]

Decent start here as well, just over 3buyins, well under 1K hands though.

 

[LuckyChippy]

My December sucks, a table broke down and I ended up being heads-up, he ran like god and I spewed 4 stacks. Slightly tilted.

 

[switch0723]

May my draws continue to hit. (I pretty much knew he had AA btw, fool shouldn't near enough min-raise me.)

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($12.17)
SB ($20.34)
BB ($31.86)
UTG ($20)
Hero (MP) ($20)

Preflop: Hero is MP with J

, 9

1 fold, Hero bets $0.40, Button raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.60

Flop: ($2.25) 3

, 8

, J

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1.60, Hero raises to $4.50, Button raises to $8.60, Hero raises to $12.70, Button calls $2.55 (All-In)

Turn: ($24.55) 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($24.55) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $24.55 | Rake: $1.63

Results:
Button had A

, A

(one pair, Aces).
Hero had J

, 9

(flush, Jack high).
Outcome: Hero won $22.92

why would you raise on the flop then? If you know what he has, there is no point raising when you can play your hand perfectly on later streets and get it in when ahead instead.

He also didnt 'near enough min raise you', he actually raised double what a min raise would be

 

[GeoffLacey]

why would you raise on the flop then? If you know what he has, there is no point raising when you can play your hand perfectly on later streets and get it in when ahead instead.

He also didnt 'near enough min raise you', he actually raised double what a min raise would be

yeah is pre flop even ok? like i was thinking it isn't great being oop w/J9s there

 

[switch0723]

ye i fold pre aswell. Unless he is a huge nit where his range is KK/AA and will always stack postflop then maths is required to see if calling is ok, but it probably isnt oop. Is awfully meh in position aswell tbh

 

[Munchrs]

woooo officially my firdt day on holidays, 2 months to play pokers all freaking day, 10k score here i come!

 

[blankoblanco]

in before blanks learns to count cards

haha, i actually have been reading up on it a bit, just out of interest. obviously the problem with online blackjack is, aside from using a lot of decks which is standard, they shuffle after every hand. so its impossible to get any edge*

*exception being shaun deeb who has won so much from U-B blackjack that they barred him from playing several times, due to him being shaun ****ing deeb

 

[cAPSLOCK]

The game is getting too painful for me to play. I am not sure what has happened to me. I just can't get any traction.

Ugh. Miserable.