Describe poker in a sentence!!!

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Poker is evil.
 
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  • #27
poker is

poker is like life<ups and downs and u never know why gla:D
 
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  • #28
MrMuckets said:
Poker is evil.
not unless he likes to get the horn
 
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my sentence would be the most frustrating thing to do but its addictive.

Last night i played for 3 hours to win 3$ if thats not frustrating ....
 
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CrackaNACtion said:
Hold em'is like sex...

Costs money and you're always out sooner than you'd like?
 
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mafalda34 said:
Last night i played for 3 hours to win 3$ if thats not frustrating ....

I guess it depends on what limits you were playin' . . . if you're playing micros, I'd say making a $1/hr isn't all that bad. Now, if you were playing $2/$4 for three hours, $3 profit is certainly not anything to shout about, but even in that case, I'd look at it this way: you played a (hopefully at least somewhat enjoyable) game for three hours, and you made $3 in the process -- I, for one, can think of worse things happening. ;)
 
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Some times u loose some, and some times u loose a lot! :D
 
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  • #33
Poker (like golf) is finding joy and passion in a pursuit that is, by nature, meant to frustrate the shit out of you.
 
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CrackaNACtion said:
lol i like ur alls what u think of this

Hold em'is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing

(this sums me up really well :p)


this is great , I love this one :party:

how about this
hold em is like a blind date, you don't know what your getting yourself into , but you know it's going to cost you a bundle & most of the time you'll be gonig home with nothing
 
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squeaky butt till they fold.
 
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CrackaNACtion said:
lol i like ur alls what u think of this

Hold em'is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing

(this sums me up really well :p)
No! I actually think poker is like having sex in the water because we all know what the river is going to do to us!!!:D
 
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KICKIN_ACES said:
hold em is like a blind date, you don't know what your getting yourself into , but you know it's going to cost you a bundle & most of the time you'll be gonig home with nothing

Speak for yourself, buddy. . . . :D:cool::p
 
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A new shot of adrnalin when you first peak at every new hand
 
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  • #39
Poker is a roller coaster with ups and downs peaks and valleys.
 
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  • #40
Its a game of nerves more than just cards .
 
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  • #41
I've put some thought into this one.

Poker is a game of skill lightly balanced by chance, where you have to be willing to die in order to live.
 
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  • #42
You gotta know when to hold em and know when to fold em!
 
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