Differences Between Poker Players and Rec Players

1. Are the kinds of people who will search for a remote angrily while kicking and screaming until they find it. They also like to blame everyone else for the loss of their remote, when in fact it may have been lost by them.
2. Drive slow in the fast lane, and drive fast in the slow lane.
3. Get excited to see A5o
4. Favorite meal is a jack and coke and expensive prime rib from the ***** star in Casino restaurant, even though they are not budgeted for it. Hell why not they're just out for a good time.
5. Like to Gamble, win or lose.
6. Are bad losers.
7. Will keep coming back time and time again. With constant losing sessions.
8. Remember all their wins and never their losses.
9. Are overly confident that their gut shot will hit on the river.
10. Are still searching for the same remote because they are too cheap to go buy a new one.

1. Will not get emotionally involved in a search for a TV remote. Getting up and turning on the TV and switching it to the channel of choice, will suffice. The remote will turn up sometime.
2. Drive fast in the fast lane, and drive slow in the slow lane. It all depends on the flow of traffic.
3. Get excited to see AA, but still know they are beatable and to proceed with caution.
4. Favorite meal is Fish and Chips, dinner can wait later... Jack and Coke will be affordable in about 2 hours once this guy's blown through his whole paycheck.
5. Like to win, and never lose.
6. Are good losers, unlike rec players at least you saw the hand go to showdown and you paid attention to how they played the hand exactly, so you're chips are currently in a savings account accruing some serious interest.
7. May switch card rooms.
8. Remember all their losses and rarely their wins.
9. Are confident that your opponent's gut shot will rarely hit the river.
10. Purchased a new "Harmony" remote for your TV thanks to Mr. Gambler Gutshot, and treated yourself and loved ones to a prime rib dinner.

Sean Pilgrim said:

Poker Players

1. Are confident that your opponent's gut shot will hit the river.

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budebuzz said:

Man, I must have gone backward, I used to remember only my losses but now all I try to do is remember when I win.

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robert_wrath said:

Well you just about covered everything on this topic. Must have given this some serious thought. I agree 100%. WTG!

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1. Are confident that your opponent's gut shot will hit the river.

Stu_Ungar said:

slight adjustment made on this one

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