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I dont remember who said it..
If you cant spot the sucker in the 1st half hour, then yr a sucker. :deal:
 
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  • #302
“Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck.” -- Phil Hellmuth
 
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“Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.” -- Mike Caro
 
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the enemy of my enemy is my friend))
 
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Phil hellmuth

The Bratz most famous quote is definitely one of my favorite quotes and that is if it wasn't for luck I'd win every hand.. good luck on the tables everyone and as always have fun
 
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  • #306
"check raising stupid tourists"
 
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“Poker is a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature.” -- David A. Daniel
 
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Phil Helmuth kept looking down at a leaflet he was holding during a tournament, and the announcer said:

"He's probably checking hand rankings."
 
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Dan Harrington:

"When you sit down at a table, look around.
If you don't see an idiot....you're it."
 
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“Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you.” -- Jack Strauss
 
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“May the flop be with you.” Doyle Brunson
 
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“It’s not whether you won or lost, but how many bad beat stories you were able to tell.” -- Grantland Rice
 
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Them “ what how can you call that hand” / “ I call I got the nuts “ and “ ANYTWOWILLDO
 
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Cash?)
 
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Hahaha the good old Kenny Rogers when you play live of courseYou never count your money
When you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for counting
When the dealing's done
 
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Army private joins poker game: "Is this a game of chance?"
Sergeant Bilko, wearing green eye shade: "Not the way I play it."
 
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- "In poker, there are no friends, there are all rivals..."
 
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Great quotes, we should do a poll on our favourites!
 
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“If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.” ~ Paul Newman
 
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in the poker game of life women are the rake. they are the ******* rake
 
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“It’s said that the two psychological features of snipers are patience and stubbornness. Some might say the same is true for good poker players.” -- Stephen Bloomfield
 
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Know when to holdem and know when to fold them... every hand isn't your hand
 
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“Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition?” -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
 
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"Fold and live to fold again" Stu Ungar
 
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POKER Its Not a Race, Its a Marathon
 
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