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"Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.” -- R. E. Shay
 
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"You can't quit poker. Poker can quit you." - Me
 
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  • #403
May your cards be live and your pots be monster!
 
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  • #404
It Depends
 
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"Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.” -- Al Alvarez
 
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I have two:

1) Announcer commenting on Phil Helmuth looking down at a piece of paper:
"He's probably checking out hand rankings."

2) Dan Harrington: When you sit down at a table, look around for the idiot. If you don't see one, you're the idiot.
 
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"It's hard to convince a winner that he is losing” -- Mike Caro
 
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"Going on tilt is not 'mixing up your play.'" Steve Badger
 
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  • “To be a poker champion you must have a strong bladder.” Jack McClelland
 
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"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; though the way you play it is free will.” -- Jawaharlal Nehru
 
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– I have four aces!"
"Me, too!"
Adriano Celentano in "The bluff" (1976)
 
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Life is like a game of poker. There are 365 chips in the year, if you bet them all, will you not get even one? - David Vieira
 
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"Look at how wrinkled my cloths are... I don't even fold my laundry" - unknown
 
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"No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner.” -- Lord Dewar
 
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"The only bad luck for a good gambler is bad health. Any other setbacks are temporary aggravation.” -- Benny Binion
 
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franken222 said:
I have two:

1) Announcer commenting on Phil Helmuth looking down at a piece of paper:
"He's probably checking out hand rankings."

2) Dan Harrington: When you sit down at a table, look around for the idiot. If you don't see one, you're the idiot.

The second quote is an old one - there is a fish in every game; if you look round the table and don't see a fish...
 
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The smarter you play the luckier you will be.
- Mark Pilarski
 
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The seven is allways coming.
 
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Life is just like poker. A solid risk that can not be avoided in any way.

Edward Norton
 
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Less theory, more practice
 
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I think it was Doyle Brunson who said.

"Poker takes 5 minutes to learn, and a lifetime to Master"
But whoever said it, never said a truer word.

When the fun Stops, STOP!
 
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Pocket 7s Yeehaa I’m all in . Local code
 
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“I was tired, a little the worse for drink, jet lagged and light-headed – four out of four conditions in which one should certainly not play poker in Las Vegas.” -- Anthony Holden
 
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“There are no guys and there is no peer group, just a bunch of desperate lonely souls trying to make a few bucks for themselves by ****ing over others”

Jesse May
 
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Baby call and it's over
 
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