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  • #551
Just play every hand, you can't miss them all!
 
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  • #552
flail1 said:
Just play every hand, you can't miss them all!
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The money won is twice as sweet as the money earned!
Paul Newman in The Color of Money (1986)
 
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"You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
 
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"Some people just aren't good enough to be bluffed". Being micro stakes player I relate to this so much...
 
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gloemcesar said:
i love this one...

“Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing.” ~ Dutch Boyd
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Cool quote, you need to remember) The first time I hear a comparison with sex))
 
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<Ooooohh baby > the kid poker
 
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f*ck it before it f*cks you - unknown
 
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"Tight is not right." -- Antonio Esfandiari
 
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Smart move

Pocket aces suck
 
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“In order to live, you must be willing to die." -- Amir Vahedi
 
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"When we play, we must realize, before anything else, that we are out to make money." -- David Sklansky
 
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"If you are chasing draws passively, you are better off playing slot machines" - Unknown
 
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You cannot win a hand if you fold - Tom Dwan
 
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"I always carried a gun in my pocket because the problem for me wasn’t winning the money, it was getting out with it." -- Dave “Devilfish” Ulliott
 
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"It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." -- Stu Ungar
 
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You gotta gut the fish before you grill it.
Every once in a while, you gotta feed the fish.
Evrye shark is a fish.
 
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"The kiddie game is down the street!" -- Mike "The Mouth" Matusow
 
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Daniel Negreanu is one of my favorites is a great man show that makes everything more fun at the tables.
 
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"If there was no luck id win every hand" - PH
 
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Aces and 8s are good in the States, but not worth a damn in Buchans
 
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"May the flop be with you". Doyle Brunson.
 
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“If you can't pull a $100 bill out of your pocket and light it on fire, I don't think you can play poker for a living.”-Phil Ivey
 
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I know before the cards are even turned over - Mike McDermott from the movie Rounders
 
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"If you look at poker like a business, then I would say I'm f**king Bill Gates. Because I've won over 50 million dollars playing poker. Who the f**k else has done that?" -- Dan Bilzerian
 
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