Favorite Poker Quotes

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"In my club, I will splash the pot whenever I please."

-Teddy KGB, 'Rounders'

This scene and line cracked me up, such a great movie.
 
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"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn't play poker." -- Amarillo Slim
 
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"People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker." -- Mary Hunter Austin
 
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Life is just like poker. A solid risk that can not be avoided in any way. - Edward Norton
 
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I was tired, a little the worse for drink, jet lagged and light-headed – four out of four conditions in which one should certainly not play poker in Las Vegas. - Anthony Holden
 
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When I experience a bad beat, I think of it as an overhead. If you own a business, you have to pay your bills, and I consider a bad beat one of my bills. - Jennifer Harman
 
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Losing is like smoking. It’s habit forming. - Puggy Pearson
 
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Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they’re wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck. - Jesse May
 
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The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play. - Chris Moneymaker
 
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A poker player has to get lucky – in the same way that Warren Buffet gets lucky playing the stock market year after year. - Phil Gordon
 
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All I did was eat, sleep, and breathe tournament poker and the results showed that. - Daniel Negreanu
 
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Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead. - Jackie Robinson
 
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I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a champion and make a sucker out of him. - Amarillo Slim
 
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Those chips are your weapons, your arsenal. It you’re afraid to use them, don’t play. - Doyle Brunson
 
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Try not to think you’re better than you are. - Erik Seidel
 
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"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will." - Jawaharlal Nehru
 
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"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will." -- Jawaharlal Nehru
 
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"The best poker books will teach you how to talk the talk. You'll have to learn to walk the walk on your own." - Lou Krieger
 
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"The best poker books will teach you how to talk the talk. You'll have to learn to walk the walk on your own." -- Lou Krieger
 
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"Poker exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great." -- Walter Matthau
 
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"There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips." -- William J. Florence
 
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"Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you." - Crandall Addington
 
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"The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play." - Chris Moneymaker
 
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