Favorite Poker Quotes

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"Luck’s like a bloody big rock balanced on a cliff above your house; doesn’t do to push it too hard."-- K.J. Parker
 
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"I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don't understand." -- "No Country for Old Men"
 
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"People tended to slink away when they heard Rafferty wanted to play poker. He played it hard and he played it mean, and he didn't lose too often." -- Robert Silverberg
 
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"I checked my cards. The proverbial hand so bad it could not make a foot." -- Glen Cook
 
"Texas Hold ’em has acquired the status given to chess and bridge." -- Trevor Sippets
 
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"No sillier resolution is uttered than, ‘Well, I must see it through.’" -- H. Philips
 
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"If you think the math isn’t important, you don’t know the right math." -- Chris "Jesus" Ferguson
 
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"‘He hosts high-stakes Hold’em tourneys. Sucks in fools who think they can play ’cause they’ve seen it on TV.’" -- Howard Shrier
 
If it weren't for luck, I wouldn't have lost a single match. Phil Hellmuth.
 
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  • "If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."
    — Mike McDermott (Rounders)
 
Texas Hold'em: the game that takes a minute to learn, but a lifetime to master."
— Mike Sexton
 
"Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." -- Jack King
 
"The name of the game is No-Limit Texas Hold'em: the game that takes a minute to learn, but a lifetime to master." — Mike Sexton
 
"There comes a moment when you have to lay them down and see if the other guy has aces to your kings." -- K.J. Parker
 
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