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The Shrog

The Shrog

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The HPT has a few events that have been televised recently. For the most part, its the final table shown, full of amateurs. I have no idea who these two announcers are...but they're hilarious. It's like listening to that guy that thinks he knows the game inside and out but really has no clue...The two of them go back and forth:

"Wow, for only 6,000 more he folds the king-queen!"
"Well, they weren't suited."

"King-jack's one of those hands that looks so good when you get started, but when nothing comes at you, it can get bad real quick."
"I've gone broke many times with king-jack!"

"Dan goes runner-runner and has Bob out of the tournament!"
"And...Chicago Bob is gonna have to go eat on Bad-Beat Boulevard!"
 
Dwilius

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Haha...are those real quotes? I like High Stakes Poker with Gabe Kaplan. Poker superstars is lame. Guess its part of the heartland of America shtick. They're reglar folks who love KJ.
 
aliengenius

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Norman Chad ftw imo
 
crockofdoom

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"Dan goes runner-runner and has Bob out of the tournament!"
"And...Chicago Bob is gonna have to go eat on Bad-Beat Boulevard!"[/quote]

Haha,thats quality!
 
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