How to know you play too much online poker

arahel_jazz

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  • #51
I found a new one this weekend... You know you play too much poker when your wife buys a new pair of earrings and you calculate how many MTT buy-ins it equals for when you go to Vegas later this year.
 
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  • #52
Aleksei said:
-When you count, after 9 comes T, J, Q...
-You read a license plate that says "OOP3B" and you think "man, he has at least AK"
-Some guy cuts you off and you call him a ****ing donk
-When you don't know what to say to a girl over IM you immediately try to look for her player notes.
-You refer to life decisions as +/-EV, annoying everyday things tilt you, etc.
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Yeah. I play too much poker. ;)
 
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  • #53
Jblocher1 said:
When you think your clueless girlfriend is lying to u you say " I re raise" when she says "what?" U say "4 bet" she goes "WTF are u talking about?" And you go "I'm all in... I don't think u got the spades" lol
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"You're right, she don't have spades"
 
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  • #54
when you thinks always the time in poker
 
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S3mper said:
"You're right, she don't have spades"
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The b's always have the boat lol ;)
 
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