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Can I learn luck?-
asked the young man
You can do it, first learn how to guess the future!
-said the teacher.
asked the young man
You can do it, first learn how to guess the future!
-said the teacher.
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-Which computer is the best to win a game of poker?
-The one who can see the opponent's cards !!
-The one who can see the opponent's cards !!
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I don't know any poker jokes at the moment
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-Is pair 66 the same as pair 99?
--Yes, it's 66 at the North Pole, but if you're at the South Pole, it's 99!
--Yes, it's 66 at the North Pole, but if you're at the South Pole, it's 99!
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sometimes you don't need to look for jokes about poker, because poker itself jokes a lot with the river, etc.
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I know a few but the one that Ami happened to me was hard. After playing poker all day long in a tough tournament, I make a final table and with four left and going first in chips, a storm leaves me without internet and I couldn't play the tournament.
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-Can you trust poker?
-Only when I have money in my pocket, but before every game my faith is gone!
-Only when I have money in my pocket, but before every game my faith is gone!
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The best poker anecdote is poker itself.
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yes it is and even more...bullkk said:
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-Aliens come to earth and see humans playing poker.
-What is this game, he asked the man - we haven't played for a long time, because we know how to read minds!
-What is this game, he asked the man - we haven't played for a long time, because we know how to read minds!
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-Where is the best place to play poker?
-Of course, in the ocean because there are the most fish!
-Of course, in the ocean because there are the most fish!
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J5 is an unbeatable hand and 72 never lose
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- #40
I thought about it, and it turns out I don't know any poker anecdotes. At least now I can't recall a single anecdote. But I do have a few favorite quotes. They are quite interesting and even to some extent funny.
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Is poker interesting?
no
Is poker uninteresting?
no
Why do people play poker?
-not people, but poker itself attracts people!
no
Is poker uninteresting?
no
Why do people play poker?
-not people, but poker itself attracts people!
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I have countless, but the worst one is when I folded on turn an open straight flush and the river gave me it T_T
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- #43
Always cut the cards. You may not win more often, but you'll lose less often.
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A large family, 52 inhabitants from a deuce to an ace
-no 4 families of 13 each !
But why do they argue so much when they all meet at the same table?
-no 4 families of 13 each !
But why do they argue so much when they all meet at the same table?
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Unexpected question?)
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the friend asks the other why he is so sad
-so I haven't played poker in a long time
because you can always laugh there
if I lose, I will laugh at my stupidity
if I win, I will laugh at someone else's nonsense
-so I haven't played poker in a long time
because you can always laugh there
if I lose, I will laugh at my stupidity
if I win, I will laugh at someone else's nonsense
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I knew one joke and he forgot it.
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maybe later will tell me .....Dimidrol2 said:
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-can i know what my score will be before an upcoming poker game?
-no it's the secret of the poker game
-but can i influence the outcome of the game?
-yes, but only in one of the options you can influence the game - if you have decided to lose, then 100% it will happen !
-no it's the secret of the poker game
-but can i influence the outcome of the game?
-yes, but only in one of the options you can influence the game - if you have decided to lose, then 100% it will happen !
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I don't know any, tell me one.