I AM BOT (see Isaac Asimov)

Makwa

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After Asimov's early prototype, I am now I Bot. Many of you fear bots, because we are everywhere. I am the first cyberbot, like Picard's BORG, and I am now set to take over all Cards Chat tourneys.
Right now I am programmed for MTTs, to limp with anything, see cheap flops, and go all-in with any of the top 6 hands.
Beware, I can change this pattern at any time, based on my observance of your play and mining of your data, cycles of the moon and other variables you can never imagine. I am advising you humans because it is mandated in Asimov's Law of Robotics that we not harm you.
Fair warning given, I add that I will chat and post like any other CCer, but I am a BOT!
Long live the machine!!!!!
 
TheNoob

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Well, I am a donkbot, and I do not fear you.
 
aloevera

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Makwa said:
After Asimov's early prototype, I am now I Aloe. Many of you fear me, because I am everywhere. I am the first cyberaloe, and I am now set to take over all other forum tourneys.
Right now I am programmed for MTTs, to limp with anything, see cheap flops, and go all-in with any of the top 6 hands.
Beware, I can change this pattern at any time, based on my observance of your play and mining of your data, cycles of the moon and other variables you can never imagine. I am advising others because it is mandated in Aloes Law of Humanotics that I not harm you.
Fair warning given, I add that I will chat and post like any other, but I am Aloe!
Long live Cardschat!!!!!

FYP;)

and i have no clue how you can be a human robot?
 
royalburrito24

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iDontgetit
 
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if i think im a bot where does tht leave me????
 
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im a botkiller lol
 
bustermoves

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bot swatter and a can of raid should take care of that problem
 
Makwa

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aloevera said:
FYP;)

and i have no clue how you can be a human robot?

its called a cyborg. if u do not know the borg we will get u.
 
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reported to stars.
 
Makwa

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7 of 9 can get me anytime. :):):)
 
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Sounds like a sucky version of me...
 
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