I hope none of you guys do this...

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  • #26
marginal said:
I know we are talking about the pee bottle but has anybody ever used their poop buckets? Its really handy.

LOL gross.

Reminds me of an episode of Pawn Stars where someone brought in a chair from the early 1900's. The seat is on hinges and underneath there is another seat with hole in it! You then place bucket under hole and well.....think yall know the rest.:eek:
 
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  • #27
Say that episode, was the inspiration of my bucket.
 
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  • #28
marginal said:
I'm proud of my poop. Everybody poops.




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If I hold it in I would never be able to categories my poop and determine which is the most common variation for me.
 
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  • #30
I've never done it before. But I'll come handy sometimes when multi-tabling tables or playing MMORPGS. Idk I just don't feel that comfortable doing it lol.
 
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Misofer said:
I've never done it before. But I'll come handy sometimes when multi-tabling tables or playing MMORPGS. Idk I just don't feel that comfortable doing it lol.

When you get used to it, it would be like clicking a mouse, losing a house.
 
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I was in a tourney once and was in a bit better than average shape. I went for a bathroom break in the cutoff position and came back to me having folded preflop 3/3 and two more 3's on the flop for quads. There were three limpers in that hand although I think they small balled it to the river.

I made it itm but not too far beyond that.... maybe had I a cranberry juice bottle of my own... :/
 
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So....I guess peeing in a bottle is socially acceptable in the poker world. I'm still afraid to try it and have my bf walk in with me hunched over a desk peeing into a bottle. I dunno if he'd be disgusted or proud...
 
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  • #34
fstpmper said:
So....I guess peeing in a bottle is socially acceptable in the poker world. I'm still afraid to try it and have my bf walk in with me hunched over a desk peeing into a bottle. I dunno if he'd be disgusted or proud...

He'd be proud. Unless he's a prude or something.

I know if I walked into the room and seen my wife doing it she woud earn applause.
 
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  • #35
Sorry people. I just do not see this as a a permitted activity at a poker table. Plan your time better.
 
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  • #36
lol mortis nice video with southpark in it!!! show rocks
 
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GATORADE BOTTLE - FTW!!!
 
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Chiefer said:
I've done it on long driving trips when I'm by myself. It saves time and you can avoid those nasty gas station bathrooms.
ive done the same...i dont see whats gross about it....unless u miss or overflow. ive never done it while "grinding", but i suppose i would if i had to.
 
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  • #39
Hate to say it but.............

been there done that..........

And bottle selection is of great importance ( Coffee cans work great as well)

1 tip if you want to stay married: If you use an apple juice bottle, dont forget to throw it away before you go to bed, especially if your spouse gets up before you do............
 
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The guy can not take a few seconds to get up and pee while playing poker on line? Wow....sounds like a weak player to me
 
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Theblueduce said:
The guy can not take a few seconds to get up and pee while playing poker on line? Wow....sounds like a weak player to me

Sounds like he understands how much value there is in not sitting out when MMTing.
 
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I think if u cant leave a computer screen to go to the toilet, u seriously need to leave the computer screen as u have a problem dude
 
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  • #43
get a laptop...

then u can bring it into the can with you...
 
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  • #44
I'm doing it right now.

It's a lot harder when you are typing with the other hand.
 
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  • #45
midgetfactory said:
I think if u cant leave a computer screen to go to the toilet, u seriously need to leave the computer screen as u have a problem dude

What about in Tournaments or Satellites? Just fold an orbit? I don't think so.
 
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  • #46
bunch of amateurs...i catheterize, saves spills....:rolleyes:
 
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  • #47
Simple, yet effective. He saw a problem and he found a solution. Bravo!
 
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POOP SOCK
 
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  • #49
Not done it yet but I can only assume it's a matter of time
 
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  • #50
I missed by bucket today. Clean up time. Starting to smell foul. Pics to come.
 
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