I love playing against drunks!!

Drunks are awesome. They stay in way too many pots. They play a lot of second place hands that they think are good. They piss away a lot of money to me.
I always go to the Bellagio around 1 or 2 am and wait for the drunks to roll in. They usually have 1 or 2 non-playing drunk friends or girlfriends they are trying to impress. I love it. I can usually make a couple of hondo off of them and they leave the table broke.
Nothing pays betta than a drunk fish.
What do you guys think about drunks?

You can do a lot of things with drunks to rip them off. Basically any type of competition involving money should pot you some cash.

Well, I don't know - I actually do better when I am drinking although maybe the key terms is "drunks" would 3-4 beers in a 4 hour period classify me as one of your so called "drunks"

No Kristin it would not, in fact by my standards it would classifiy you as a high ranking Salvation Army officer, LOL. A few drinks to relax you are fine, it is the 1 or 3 extra drinks that can get you into trouble. I think anyone that has over indulged on occasion knows that bulletproof feeling (I've got a bent nose to prove it.). Too many drinks and gambling of any type is a recipe for disaster. On that thread, I would suggest a visit to Total Poker Friday, Saturday night server time. There are some wild cash games and playing good hands will reap the benifits. How some of these guys can actually see their screens beats me. So keep drinking and keep playing poker just do them seperately and maybe I'll bump into some of you staggering out of a pub one morning Cheers, Rocka13.

I, for one, hate drunks. They take forever to deal out the cards when they are the dealer, make comments to every player, and slows down the action. In fact, last ngiht, I played in the final table of the $200 tournament in my poker league with a drunk. When he lost all his chips, he started to get up from his chair to leave. He seemed to lean foward a little bit and nearly fell on the table and almost knocked the table over. Soemone had to help him get up. It would have really sucked if he knocked the table over. :vollkomme

Have u played against drunks in a live person to person game? it's much easier in person when they are sitting across from you. LOL

Uncle FUnk

uncle funk said:

Drunks are awesome. They stay in way too many pots. They play a lot of second place hands that they think are good. They piss away a lot of money to me.
I always go to the Bellagio around 1 or 2 am and wait for the drunks to roll in. They usually have 1 or 2 non-playing drunk friends or girlfriends they are trying to impress. I love it. I can usually make a couple of hondo off of them and they leave the table broke.
Nothing pays betta than a drunk fish.
What do you guys think about drunks?

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Hey Unc. i sometimes get in games giving the impression that i am drunk and i take guys like you and suprise them, so beware.