If you were an animal at the poker table, which animal would you be? And why?

JappsPK · Mar 30, 2023

To try to avoid the cliché, I won't say that I would be a fish. Soo, i think i would be a sloth. Too slow to think, to make my movements, sometimes i just grab into a tv-show, movie or Youtube videos and just dont care about my poker tables :s

And you guys?

Sopt · Mar 30, 2023

I think I'd be a giraffe. Trying to stretch my neck and having a complete view over the table. Spotting all the mistakes all the tells. xD

fullclock · Mar 30, 2023

If I were an animal on a poker table, I would be a lion because I am aware of the mistakes of my rivals. We are always waiting for the exact moment to attack our food.

Risto234 · Mar 30, 2023

Probably animal who doesn't give a f'ck about you like penguin perhaps

blueslate · Mar 30, 2023

A chameleon, because I can adapt to my opponents.

Jogo4 · Mar 30, 2023

If I were an animal, I would be a pig, because I don't like to clean the table when I'm playing.

MAGICUZ · Mar 30, 2023

I would like to be an eagle and fly free

elchonga · Mar 30, 2023

In Chameleon
Obvious Reasons
Hahahahaha

Skot_Gy · Mar 31, 2023

I would like to be a lion (the king) but unfortunately i often end up being chihuaua

))

pavel1111111 · Mar 31, 2023

A lion😁.. Because when you do bot expect with calmi i strike you very hard 😁

Roobz75 · Mar 31, 2023

A squirrel. I Know what moves I'm going to make, focused and no messing about doing it.

Dailon Arroyo Blandon · Mar 31, 2023

I think it would be like a jaguar ..... patiently and very cautiously waiting for the most opportune moment to attack its opponent

Gallarado777 · Mar 31, 2023

I would be an eagle, fly and look at everyone from above and attack when I saw my victim and ate it or throw it off the top to crash

antonis32123 · Mar 31, 2023

Cliche or no cliche , I would like to be a shark , what else ?? Feeding frenzy with all subordinate smaller fish lol

MrPokerVerse · Mar 31, 2023

Probably a dolphin to have the mental edge over the fish.

viacheslavtezikov · Mar 31, 2023

I would sit with a cat, it would calm me down)

Risto234 · Mar 31, 2023

pavel1111111 said:
A lion😁.. Because when you do bot expect with calmi i strike you very hard 😁

Well in that case you should hope that you dont end up in the same table with hyenas ...

E: for some who dont know it is reference to that lion vs hyenas thing ...

fryderyk · Mar 31, 2023

I don't think there's an animal that's as diverse as I can compare my game at the table.

mara2259 · Mar 31, 2023

I have a bee in my avatar. I like the expression that is attributed to Muhammad Ali: "Fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee."

dajallina · Apr 1, 2023

I'd be a cobra that uses little venom but doses it very precisely to its prey.

PupsikCat · Apr 1, 2023

I think I'd be a panther waiting for prey

Snake2007 · Apr 1, 2023

I would like to be a snake, to be as cunning as a snake and to lure opponents into a trap.

pabbl · Apr 1, 2023

Nickname is EinSchwan

Ergo

SPANKYSN · Apr 1, 2023

I would probably be a racoon...I only play at night, just quietly pick away at the garbage hands and I try to stay away from action...until I get cornered (or pocket aces)...then the sharp claws come out.

Joe · Apr 1, 2023

Easy…

I’m an octopus!

If you were an animal at the poker table, which animal would you be? And why?

JappsPK

Rock Star

Sopt

Rock Star

fullclock

Legend

Risto234

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blueslate

Visionary

Jogo4

Rock Star

MAGICUZ

Legend

elchonga

Visionary

Skot_Gy

Visionary

pavel1111111

Legend

Roobz75

So n' Sew

Dailon Arroyo Blandon

Legend

Gallarado777

Legend

antonis32123

Legend

MrPokerVerse

Legend

viacheslavtezikov

Rock Star

Risto234

põrandaalune pokkerimängija

fryderyk

Rock Star

mara2259

Visionary

dajallina

Rock Star

PupsikCat

Rock Star

Snake2007

Legend

pabbl

Enthusiast

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SPANKYSN

Legend

Joe

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