If you were an animal at the poker table, which animal would you be? And why?

A turtle: Equipped with a thick skin, slow to make a move but hard to irritate. 😄

There was a similar question before here.
I reserve my answer at the time: "Maybe an eagle. I like to soar high and see everything perfectly."

Have you ever seen a capybara? There is a lot here in Brazil, even though the species are facing risk of extintion. It is the biggest rodent in the world, that lives near freshwater and seems very slow and harmless, but if you get closer, well, you can see it's real mood, the creature is agressive and it's bite can really hurt. Also, they are great at fishing
My gameplay at poker is VERY tight aggressive. People does not see me as a shark at first, but when disputing a hand with me... well, be careful, the capybara bites

Because humans and monkeys are genetically related. I'm choosing a monkey.

JappsPK said:

Whyyyyyyy? hahahahah

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Many reasons...

They are just amazing creatures all-round and exceptionally gifted predators.

No other animal on the planet comes close to matching their innate camouflage/stealth abilities and they hunt/ambush their prey deftly.

Essentially the only predators above cephalopods in the ecosystem are sharks and octopuses routinely outwit, out-manoeuvre and outsmart them in their day-to-day lives.

They are also capable of mimicking all sorts of other species in order to travel safely, confuse predators and escape from danger.

They are highly intelligent, beautiful and mesmerising.

What's not to respect/love/aspire towards..? 🐙🐙🐙

la chupacabra

I am the GOAT eater

i would be a donkey, cause i play like one =)

Personally, I think it would be a cat, sometimes I just get so distracted that when I realize it I end up re-blinding in a tournament or I end up knocked out early hehe, but I almost always end up on my feet.😀😄😅

A bear,
when somebody push some chips on the table, I will lean over and ask him.
Are you sure about this? 🐻🐻

I would be a shark I like to devour all the chips in play, predator