Did Jesus Play Poker???

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what was jesus's game? holdem omaha studd...im guessing it wasnt razz
happy easter all
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i say no limit holdem but im not sure
 
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He was banned from playing any type of card game when he was consistantley dealt Aces.

As for 5 card draw - that was the straw that broke the camels back when he never had to draw and often had 5 Aces :eek:
 
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I believe this answers your question.
 

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yes this is true....but he was playig internet poker and his aces kept getting busted
 
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I'm usually not this sensitive, but this whole thread (and especially that picture) are particularly offensive.
 
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bubbasbestbabe said:
I believe this answers your question.
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that's hilarious. nh.
 
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You should probably be in church then, recanting your sins.....
 
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jesus never had to play poker. He just backed one of his apostles to play for him.
 
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I can't imagine he would have been able to find anyone to play him. You couldn't bluff him, he'd know. Eh, a HU match against Stu Ungar would have been fun to see though.
 
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I've seen Jesus play poker......I've even beaten him HU on a couple occasions....
I think he lives in Chile and plays Nintendo.......

Happy Easter everyone!
 
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What did he say when he got a bad beat on the river ????

That would be like me exclaiming "Thomas Baker" !!
 
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i loved the pic....and my guess is he played no limit hold' em...
 
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OMG that pic is hilarious

then again, I am a militant athiest
 
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