****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[vanquish]

@ 2/4, 1st hand i get AA in the BB, UTG raises to 4x with $300 or so behind, i 3bet to $60, he min4bets, i shove, he calls

board runs
xxxKx

i'm like NOOOO and immediately mash the sit out next hand button

then he mucks and i'm like WHEW I NEED A CIG and i leave

 

[switch0723]

how close are you to the fpp target?

 

[vanquish]

how close are you to the fpp target?

i'm on pace to make it if i grind every day...

edit: make it by month's end i mean

 

[switch0723]

at least youll have lots of monies

 

[Monoxide]

@ 2/4, 1st hand i get AA in the BB, UTG raises to 4x with $300 or so behind, i 3bet to $60, he min4bets, i shove, he calls

board runs
xxxKx

i'm like NOOOO and immediately mash the sit out next hand button

then he mucks and i'm like WHEW I NEED A CIG and i leave

sexy time

 

[eNTy]

then he mucks and i'm like WHEW I NEED A CIG and i leave

It's just BB's yo don't sweat it
but i can understand where ur coming from

 

[switch0723]

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP3: $52.75 (52.8 bb)
CO: $100 (100 bb)
BTN: $100 (100 bb)
SB: $117.80 (117.8 bb)
BB: $41.25 (41.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): $106.50 (106.5 bb)
MP1: $62.15 (62.2 bb)
MP2: $98 (98 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

K

Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $10, CO folds, BTN raises to $22, 3 folds, MP3 raises to $52.75 and is all-in, BTN calls $30.75

Flop: ($111) 4

2

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($111) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($111) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $111 pot ($3 rake)
MP3 showed T

T

(two pairs, Tens and Sixes) and lost (-$52.75 net)
BTN showed A

A

(two pairs, Aces and Sixes) and won $108 ($55.25 net)

/brag

shame i would have won

the fact mp3 is a spewtard makes this sexier

 

[vanquish]

also there are only like 2 tables of 2/4 running on stars and like 8 of 1/2 wtfff

 

[vanquish]

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP3: $52.75 (52.8 bb)
CO: $100 (100 bb)
BTN: $100 (100 bb)
SB: $117.80 (117.8 bb)
BB: $41.25 (41.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): $106.50 (106.5 bb)
MP1: $62.15 (62.2 bb)
MP2: $98 (98 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

K

Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $10, CO folds, BTN raises to $22, 3 folds, MP3 raises to $52.75 and is all-in, BTN calls $30.75

Flop: ($111) 4

2

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($111) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($111) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $111 pot ($3 rake)
MP3 showed T

T

(two pairs, Tens and Sixes) and lost (-$52.75 net)
BTN showed A

A

(two pairs, Aces and Sixes) and won $108 ($55.25 net)

/brag

shame i would have won

the fact mp3 is a spewtard makes this sexier

:icon_sant

 

[eNTy]

santa hat itt
nice fold switch

it boggles my mind that u can make those lay downs
id be definitely shipping and fmling every time

 

[vanquish]

santa hat itt
nice fold switch

it boggles my mind that u can make those lay downs
id be definitely shipping and fmling every time

switch and i are in the bidness of folding KK preflop to FR nits because we have too much edge vs them anyways :deal:

 

[switch0723]

just got berated by xxxgreg15001xxx, for checking a low flop with jacks when he set mined out of bb <3. Youll recognise him vanq, its the same guy who challenged you to hu, then ran away when you accepted

 

[vanquish]

just got berated by xxxgreg15001xxx, for checking a low flop with jacks when he set mined out of bb <3. Youll recognise him vanq, its the same guy who challenged you to hu, then ran away when you accepted

yea that guy is a hudge moran

 

[Monoxide]

rubrubrubrub

 

[switch0723]

bought some hookers yet?

 

[vanquish]

i just put in a relatively short session and now i gotta go to the doctor soon to figure out what's wrong with me :/


then maybe gonna look @ some computers at best buy to see what kind i need

 

[eNTy]

oh so thats who you meant in that other thread switch

 

[Irexes]

lolstralia

 

[silverslugger33]

Ugggg I've never run as badly as I have so far today. Someone tell me it will get better.

 

[switch0723]

lolstralia

<3

 

[beardyian]

lolstralia

Their ineptitude has won me moniez (both games)

 

[The Shrog]

Life is good.

Not that anyone probably cares too much, but I am grinding my rear off tomorrow morning/afternoon.

 

[eagle jim]

It WILL get better slugger.......fo sho.

 

[Monoxide]

Wow I actually hit a set with the 22 and it was the best hand....

the guy was a moron lol, heh he had KJo...

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $200 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $210 (105 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): $232.40 (116.2 bb)
MP1: $249.80 (124.9 bb)
MP2: $259.85 (129.9 bb)
MP3: $40.80 (20.4 bb)
CO: $25 (12.5 bb)
BTN: $204.05 (102 bb)
SB: $262.75 (131.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+2 with 2:heart: 2:diamond:
UTG+1 calls $2, Hero calls $2, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $2, 4 folds, BB checks

Flop: ($9) J:club: 8:club: 2:spade: (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets $6, Hero raises to $19, MP2 calls $19, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $13

Turn: ($66) 7:diamond: (3 players)
UTG+1 bets $26, Hero raises to $74, MP2 folds, UTG+1 calls $48

River: ($214) 5:spade: (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $137.40 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls $115 and is all-in

Results:[spoil] $444 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed 2:heart: 2:diamond: (three of a kind, Twos) and won $441 ($231 net)
UTG+1 mucked and lost (-$210 net)
[/spoil]

 

[vanquish]

i'm gonna shoot u guise with a bazooka