****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[Monoxide]

6 tables of internet poker?

on the internet?? is that even possible?

wow theres a huge fish at my 1/2 table with $1200 omfg, he just keeps giving away $200 at a time, he just open raised for $130 with A5o


edit: he just lost like $500 in 2 minutes.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Why laugh at the misery of others?

When do people laugh at much anything else?

 

[WVHillbilly]

Who plans to pre-order the ed miller ebook?

:top: ( <--- for you Vanquish!)

Villain is 21/14/3 over 400 hands

Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $200 (200 bb)
BTN: $54.85 (54.9 bb)
SB: $207.80 (207.8 bb)
Hero (BB): $113.35 (113.4 bb)
UTG+2: $334.95 (335 bb)
MP1: $82 (82 bb)
MP2: $100.40 (100.4 bb)
MP3: $89.75 (89.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A

A

UTG+2 calls $1, 6 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, UTG+2 calls $3.50

Flop: ($9.50) T

2

T

(2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG+2 calls $6

Turn: ($21.50) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $12, Hero raises to $27, UTG+2 calls $15

River: ($75.50) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets $75.85 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls $75.85

Results: $227.20 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed A

A

(two pairs, Aces and Tens) and lost (-$113.35 net)
UTG+2 showed T

7

(three of a kind, Tens) and won $224.20 ($110.85 net)

Best part is that he timed all the way down before calling on the river. Why do people slowroll? Such a dick move. I managed to not say anything to him or about it, so I win!!

Still managed +2.5 BIs, so it's all good.

 

[KingCurtis]

taking a break from mtts so I deposited 25$ on PS and decided to see if I can actually grind again ( I doubt it) anyways good start plus I need a good start with only 5 BIs lolzzzz. Plus I always come back doing well in mtts after cash. villian had JJ btw

Stacks:
MP2 with $7.37
CO with $5.93
BTN with $4.51
SB with $5.74
BB with $3.67
UTG with $5.80
UTG+1 with $4.34
MP1 with $5.94

Blinds: $0.00/$0.00
Site: Pokerstars
Dealt to UTG:A♥ A♠
Sklansky group 1
Preflop:
Hero raises $0.10 to $0.15
2 players fold.
MP2 raises $0.35 to $0.50
4 players fold.
Hero raises $0.70 to $1.20
MP2 raises $6.17 to $7.37 [ all-in ]
Hero calls [$4.60] [ all-in ]
Uncalled bet ($1.57) returned to MP2
Total folds this street: 6
Potsize: $13.24
Flop:
3♦ J♥ 6♣
Potsize: $13.24
Turn:
Q♣
Potsize: $13.24
River:
A♣
Results:
Hero shows three of a kind, Aces:
A♥ A♠
MP2 doesn't show.
Hero collected $11.12 from pot

 

[zachvac]

:top: ( <--- for you Vanquish!)

Villain is 21/14/3 over 400 hands

Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $200 (200 bb)
BTN: $54.85 (54.9 bb)
SB: $207.80 (207.8 bb)
Hero (BB): $113.35 (113.4 bb)
UTG+2: $334.95 (335 bb)
MP1: $82 (82 bb)
MP2: $100.40 (100.4 bb)
MP3: $89.75 (89.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A

A

UTG+2 calls $1, 6 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, UTG+2 calls $3.50

Flop: ($9.50) T

2

T

(2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG+2 calls $6

Turn: ($21.50) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $12, Hero raises to $27, UTG+2 calls $15

River: ($75.50) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets $75.85 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls $75.85

Results: $227.20 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed A

A

(two pairs, Aces and Tens) and lost (-$113.35 net)
UTG+2 showed T

7

(three of a kind, Tens) and won $224.20 ($110.85 net)

Best part is that he timed all the way down before calling on the river. Why do people slowroll? Such a dick move. I managed to not say anything to him or about it, so I win!!

Still managed +2.5 BIs, so it's all good.

How is that a slowroll? It's pretty close to if not a fold on his part. Similarly I hate your play without a read. Your river shove is never getting called by worse and honestly I doubt he ever has worse. A 21/14 is always raising JJ+ in that spot so like honestly what could he possibly have that you beat in that spot? Putting yourself in his shoes what could you possibly shove for value that T7 beats? It's basically a bluff-catcher but obviously also beats hands that I guess you just vbet insanely thin on like AA.

 

[S93]

:top: ( <--- for you Vanquish!)

Villain is 21/14/3 over 400 hands

Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $200 (200 bb)
BTN: $54.85 (54.9 bb)
SB: $207.80 (207.8 bb)
Hero (BB): $113.35 (113.4 bb)
UTG+2: $334.95 (335 bb)
MP1: $82 (82 bb)
MP2: $100.40 (100.4 bb)
MP3: $89.75 (89.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A

A

UTG+2 calls $1, 6 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, UTG+2 calls $3.50

Flop: ($9.50) T

2

T

(2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG+2 calls $6

Turn: ($21.50) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $12, Hero raises to $27, UTG+2 calls $15

River: ($75.50) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets $75.85 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls $75.85

Results: $227.20 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed A

A

(two pairs, Aces and Tens) and lost (-$113.35 net)
UTG+2 showed T

7

(three of a kind, Tens) and won $224.20 ($110.85 net)

Best part is that he timed all the way down before calling on the river. Why do people slowroll? Such a dick move. I managed to not say anything to him or about it, so I win!!

Still managed +2.5 BIs, so it's all good.

I dno but if this where me holding T7 considering the action i would seriously scared of a bigger T or a FH.
I would never fold there cause im uncapable of folding period,specialy trips but if he is a good player u dont think he could be considering folding here?
Your basicly just repping over pairs,Tx and full houses so im dont think its unresanble to think he was actualy worried he was beat and there for not a slowroll.

But yeah what a dick. slowrollers and SS should all be infected with herpes and then shoot...


edit: never mind Zach said it all....

 

[WVHillbilly]

How is that a slowroll? It's pretty close to if not a fold on his part. Similarly I hate your play without a read. Your river shove is never getting called by worse and honestly I doubt he ever has worse. A 21/14 is always raising JJ+ in that spot so like honestly what could he possibly have that you beat in that spot? Putting yourself in his shoes what could you possibly shove for value that T7 beats? It's basically a bluff-catcher but obviously also beats hands that I guess you just vbet insanely thin on like AA.

I don't think so Zach. I think he plays (and calls the shove) with JJ-KK. I ran it through Stove after the session and it's pretty much a neutral spot if he calls with JJ-KK as well as all the hands that beat us.

As for how it's a slowroll, find me a person who limp/calls T7 pre and then EVER folds trips. Just doesn't happen. So if he knows he's calling (and he always calls) yet he still calls time and let's it tick down to 1, it a slowroll.

 

[Tygran]

+4 BI Omaha session to start June

yay!


I actually plan to play a significant amount of omaha this month.... hopefully it doesn't make me crazy (more than i already am anyway).

 

[Monoxide]

Wow this fish went from like 1.1k-> 1.5k -> 1.2k -> $600 now lol he spewed like 150 to me and 600 to another lucky guy.

each one of his PF raises are between $68~$130... at 1/2.

not leaving this table!! qq/kk/aa 1timepls


oh yeah i played some 2/5 live pokers today, havnt in a long time actually, +$240 made more today then I did getting coolered over and over for 29 days of playing 68k hands online.... sick life.

 

[zachvac]

I don't think so Zach. I think he plays (and calls the shove) with JJ-KK. I ran it through Stove after the session and it's pretty much a neutral spot if he calls with JJ-KK as well as all the hands that beat us.

I'm not talking about postflop. How often does a 21/14 limp-call JJ-KK preflop? If he was a 21/0 I would agree but he still raises 14% of his hands. Pretty sure this means JJ+ he's raising 100% preflop.

As for how it's a slowroll, find me a person who limp/calls T7 pre and then EVER folds trips. Just doesn't happen. So if he knows he's calling (and he always calls) yet he still calls time and let's it tick down to 1, it a slowroll.

Well I don't believe he's ever folding here, but there's a huge difference to thinking "wow I must be beat but I can't fold trips" and thinking "muahahaha I have the nuts but I'm gonna let it time down to be funny/a dick". First part is still frustrating when you're the one who loses the pot but I can excuse that behavior. Actually I brought that up in that tourney I played over in WV the guy tanks for a few minutes and calls my 3-bet shove for like 25 BBs with KK. Obviously he was never folding but for some reason he thought I may have aces and was tanking. Sure it's frustrating, but it's hard to get mad at them when the reason they did it was because they're idiots and don't know any better and not because they wanted to be a dick. Huge difference imo.

 

[zachvac]

Wow this fish went from like 1.1k-> 1.5k -> 1.2k -> $600 now lol he spewed like 150 to me and 600 to another lucky guy.

each one of his PF raises are between $68~$130... at 1/2.

not leaving this table!! qq/kk/aa 1timepls

Question is if you have A7 are you gonna be a man and get it in or be a bitch and fold?

 

[KingCurtis]

why i am taking a break from donkaments


Full Tilt poker game #12570382659: $3 + $0.30 Knockout (93533966), Table 36 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:07:15 ET - 2009/06/02
Seat 1: suspicious23 (4,076)
Seat 2: artek10 (6,322)
Seat 3: dereksland (4,090)
Seat 4: ChipaJones (1,400)
Seat 5: fiatevo29 (4,605)
Seat 6: Chuckao (1,510)
Seat 7: frontrowme (4,380)
Seat 8: ricebole (1,394)
Seat 9: dunkeyitoff (985)
ChipaJones posts the small blind of 25
fiatevo29 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChipaJones [Ah Kc]
Chuckao folds
frontrowme folds
ricebole has 15 seconds left to act
ricebole raises to 150
dunkeyitoff folds
suspicious23 has 15 seconds left to act
suspicious23 raises to 4,076, and is all in
artek10 folds
dereksland folds
ChipaJones calls 1,375, and is all in
fiatevo29 folds
ricebole folds
suspicious23 shows [Qh As]
ChipaJones shows [Ah Kc]
Uncalled bet of 2,676 returned to suspicious23
*** FLOP *** [5s Ks Kh]
*** TURN *** [5s Ks Kh] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [5s Ks Kh 9s] [2s]
suspicious23 shows a flush, Ace high
ChipaJones shows three of a kind, Kings
suspicious23 wins the pot (3,000) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,000 | Rake 0
Board: [5s Ks Kh 9s 2s]
Seat 1: suspicious23 showed [Qh As] and won (3,000) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: artek10 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: dereksland (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: ChipaJones (small blind) showed [Ah Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 5: fiatevo29 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Chuckao didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: frontrowme didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: ricebole folded before the Flop
Seat 9: dunkeyitoff didn't bet (folded)

 

[Monoxide]

Be a bitch and fold I think God... hmmm... i dunno I havnt got that situation yet, only been like 60 hands, lets see how it goes.

This is on everest poker, got my whole roll on the table lol

been playing 25nl normally... but... i cant pass this table up, too juicy.

 

[vanquish]

i might put in a third session today


stupid VPP gimmick keeping me grinding

 

[KingCurtis]

Would a mod be able to ban me for a week if i play a mtt or move up in stakes in cash with the incorrect BRM terms when i said I did?

also i am not connected to any affiliates on FT and think i can apply for rakeback, soooo is it [email protected] or [email protected]? Haven;t emailed FT for anything in years

 

[troyer16]

Seeking a little help from a live game the other weekend. 1/2 NL (200Max)
Im sitting with $800 after two hours (flopping quads and a lady who calls down bottom pair an A high consistently helps). Anways a new guy is at the table with ~$150 in EP1. He makes it $10 to go and folds to me on the button. Im sitting with AA. Make it $30 to go and folds back to him who calls.
FLOP: 10 4 7 rainbow.
villian checks:
Hero bets: $60
Villian calls.
Turn 8
Villian shoves for ~$60
Hero? Is this a snap call because of the size of the pot and my stack?

 

[WVHillbilly]

[email protected]

^^^^ And you def. should ask for it. It really helps the bottom line.

 

[KingCurtis]

I <3 micro limit TPWK ZOMG IM CALLLLING players

Stacks:
CO with $8.09
BTN with $4.37
SB with $5.50
BB with $8.05
UTG with $8.30
UTG+1 with $2.20
MP1 with $1.70
MP2 with $7.77

Blinds: $0.00/$0.00
Site: Pokerstars
Dealt to UTG:K♦ K♥
Sklansky group 1
Preflop:
Hero raises $0.15 to $0.20
3 players fold.
CO calls [$0.20]
2 players fold.
BB calls [$0.15]
Total folds this street: 5
Potsize: $0.62
Flop:
K♣ 7♥ 10♦
BB bets [$0.45]
Hero raises $0.45 to $0.90
1 players fold.
BB calls [$0.45]
Total folds this street: 1
Potsize: $2.42
Turn:
10♠
BB: checks
Hero bets [$1.55]
BB calls [$1.55]
Potsize: $5.52
River:
3♦
BB bets [$1.35]
Hero raises $4.30 to $5.65 [ all-in ]
BB calls [$4.05] [ all-in ] Uncalled bet ($0.25) returned to Hero
Results:
Hero shows a full house, Kings full of Tens:
K♦ K♥
BB doesn't show.
Hero collected $15.52 from pot

 

[KingCurtis]

^^^^ And you def. should ask for it. It really helps the bottom line.

thankyou!

 

[WVHillbilly]

Seeking a little help from a live game the other weekend. 1/2 NL (200Max)
Im sitting with $800 after two hours (flopping quads and a lady who calls down bottom pair an A high consistently helps). Anways a new guy is at the table with ~$150 in EP1. He makes it $10 to go and folds to me on the button. Im sitting with AA. Make it $30 to go and folds back to him who calls.
FLOP: 10 4 7 rainbow.
villian checks:
Hero bets: $60
Villian calls.
Turn 8
Villian shoves for ~$60
Hero? Is this a snap call because of the size of the pot?

Yes.

 

[iMaGiN.]

Good luck everyone!
I haven't played in last 5 days since I've reached my $4.01 to over $1,000. Hopefully we'll have a good month again =)

 

[Monoxide]

arggg finally got AA against said fish when I had like $290 stack, he had only like $180 or some garbage left but would have been great and not actually crippling like now. Ill post hh if i can find im so pissed lol.... waited like so long to get this fcker. god i hate everest poker, I dont really care about the money its just, the point is... I run so bad always.

anyway he shoved with J6 AIPF against aa... he flops jxx, turn j, gg. SFDSGDFGFD I wasnt even shocked I got this feeling like fck, im massive favorite, no chance, suckout impending.

god online.poker.hi.icantbeatyou.

 

[KingCurtis]

oh and if this all goes through I'm going to play mtts on PS again and play strictly cash at FT. I know I can kill up to 50nl I just need to find my grind and fix some leaks!

But I am not giving up mtts!

edit: has FT gotten faster with support?

 

[KingCurtis]

arggg finally got AA against said fish when I had like $290 stack, he had only like $180 or some garbage left but would have been great and not actually crippling like now. Ill post hh if i can find im so pissed lol.... waited like so long to get this fcker. god i hate everest poker, I dont really care about the money its just, the point is... I run so bad always.

anyway he shoved with J6 AIPF against aa... he flops jxx, turn j, gg. SFDSGDFGFD I wasnt even shocked I got this feeling like fck, im massive favorite, no chance, suckout impending.

god online.poker.hi.icantbeatyou.

this seems to always happen when you find a juicy table!!

 

[zachvac]

Seeking a little help from a live game the other weekend. 1/2 NL (200Max)
Im sitting with $800 after two hours (flopping quads and a lady who calls down bottom pair an A high consistently helps). Anways a new guy is at the table with ~$150 in EP1. He makes it $10 to go and folds to me on the button. Im sitting with AA. Make it $30 to go and folds back to him who calls.
FLOP: 10 4 7 rainbow.
villian checks:
Hero bets: $60
Villian calls.
Turn 8
Villian shoves for ~$60
Hero? Is this a snap call because of the size of the pot and my stack?

Did you read the Dennis Phillips article? You should just check/fold on the flop obviously aces are only the nuts preflop what do you think he has betting into you J8?

But yeah seriously this is a snapcall. 20% of effective stacks went in preflop we're not in the business of looking for places to fold postflop. If it was like 5678 all one suit I'd consider folding, and especially after flop we can basically never fold. Just get it in.