****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[cAPSLOCK]

How you know this should be your last orbit...

 

[zachvac]

Actually I thought "look Zach used to limp UTG with trash back when he played 50nl, I bet he doesn't do that (much) now".

Actually that hand was from today...

 

[Monoxide]

bing blang blao


got paid off by a 3, gg omaha

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($61.15)
Hero (SB) ($39.15)
BB ($119.85)
UTG ($39.20)
MP ($63.75)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4

, 10

, 8

, 8

UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2) 3

, 8

, 4

(4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets $1, MP calls $1, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, UTG calls $5, 1 fold

Turn: ($15) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $13, UTG calls $13

River: ($41) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets $19.65 (All-In), UTG calls $19.65

Total pot: $80.30 | Rake: $3

 

[zachvac]

Decided to try some cap. ez game

BTN: 261.5 bb
SB: 32 bb
Hero (BB): 220,460.5 bb
CO: 141.5 bb

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with J

7

CO calls 1 bb, BTN folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (3 bb) 3

J

7

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2 bb, CO calls 2 bb, SB calls 2 bb

Turn: (9 bb) Q

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 9 bb, CO calls 9 bb, SB folds

River: (27 bb) A

(2 players)
Hero bets 18 bb, CO calls 18 bb

Results: 63 bb pot (4 bb rake)
Hero showed J

7

(two pairs, Jacks and Sevens) and won 59 bb (29 bb net)
CO mucked and lost (-30 bb net)

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Hero showed J

7

(two pairs, Jacks and Sevens) and won 59 bb (29 bb net)

bb = $100 i presume ? vnh

 

[SeanyJ]

Only 220k BB stack? Weak man.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Decided to try some cap. ez game

Hero (BB): 220,460.5 bb

That is epic. What the heck is wrong with you? There is no way I would eveer allow myself to get half a bb shy of 220,461. But we all play the game a little differently I guess.

 

[SeanyJ]

lol

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (SB): $58.95 (117.9 bb)
BB: $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K:spade: A:diamond:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $10, BB calls $7.50

Flop: ($20) A:spade: K:diamond: A:heart: (2 players)
BB bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: ($27) 2:diamond: (2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls $11

River: ($49) 7:diamond: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $34.45 and is all-in, BB calls $25.50 and is all-in

Results: $100 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed K:spade: A:diamond: (a full house, Aces full of Kings) and won $99.50 ($49.50 net)
BB mucked 5:heart: 5:spade: (two pairs, Aces and Fives) and lost (-$50 net)

It's great because he insta snap called, like he was mashing where the call button would be. He left equally as fast though

 

[cardplayer52]

It's great because he insta snap called, like he was mashing where the call button would be. He left equally as fast though

some leave just as quick when they make a donk move and win! i think the leave so quick so you cant put notes on them.

 

[kleitches]

lol

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (SB): $58.95 (117.9 bb)
BB: $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K♠ A♦
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $10, BB calls $7.50

Flop: ($20) A♠ K♦ A♥ (2 players)
BB bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: ($27) 2♦ (2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls $11

River: ($49) 7♦ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $34.45 and is all-in, BB calls $25.50 and is all-in

Results: $100 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed K♠ A♦ (a full house, Aces full of Kings) and won $99.50 ($49.50 net)
BB mucked 5♥ 5♠ (two pairs, Aces and Fives) and lost (-$50 net)

It's great because he insta snap called, like he was mashing where the call button would be. He left equally as fast though

Sweet hand and congrats on 1500 posts!

 

[dsvw56]

The weekend needs to hurry up and get here.

 

[Jurn8]

all this omaha stuff makes my head hurt.

also in the gym watching the World cup of poker is teh nutz !!

 

[switch0723]

what happened to the switch game , that was more entertaining than seeing this omaha shiz. I agree the world cup of poker is the nuts, shame britains team is hella bad, how the feck is vicky coren captain?? USA's team is rediculously stacked, and they have Shaun fing Deeb

 

[Suited Frenzy]

all this omaha stuff makes my head hurt.

also in the gym watching the World cup of poker is teh nutz !!

You bring your laptop to the gym? Man, I'd say you are addicted to the internet BIG TIME :rofl:

Do they have a 'featured table' on T.V. for the WCOP & if so, who's on it?

 

[Jurn8]

You bring your laptop to the gym? Man, I'd say you are addicted to the internet BIG TIME :rofl:

Do they have a 'featured table' on T.V. for the WCOP & if so, who's on it?

no lol the gym has a load of Tv's in which you can watch + listen to lol

 

[eNTy]

You bring your laptop to the gym? Man, I'd say you are addicted to the internet BIG TIME :rofl:

no lol the gym has a load of Tv's in which you can watch + listen to lol

this is std for any self-respecting gym

 

[Jurn8]

this is std for any self-respecting gym

yeah obvs

 

[beefcake413]

Uhmmm, yea, that call on the flop was :top:

Of course that call on the flop was good, he had 2 overs in case you had an 8 so that he could runner-runner and better full house right?

 

[Suited Frenzy]

no lol the gym has a load of Tv's in which you can watch + listen to lol

I know that, trust me, I've been to plenty of them LOL

I'll be more specific...If you didn't bring your laptop to the gym, how & why are you on the internet if you're in the gym?

 

[beefcake413]

I know that, trust me, I've been to plenty of them LOL

I'll be more specific...If you didn't bring your laptop to the gym, how & why are you on the internet if you're in the gym?

My gym has a few bikes that have access. To be honest most of the time I use it to track my fantasy baseball team if I'm there later at night lol

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Uhmmm, yea, that call on the flop was :top:

Of course that call on the flop was good, he had 2 overs in case you had an 8 so that he could runner-runner and better full house right?

Prehistoric quote ITT.

 

[ChuckTs]

fridge just died, fml

sent desperate email to PS asking if I could concierge my points or get futureshop gift cards express mailed to me w/ my 78k points (usually take 2 months). I'm bronze star, gl me.

 

[Suited Frenzy]

My gym has a few bikes that have access. To be honest most of the time I use it to track my fantasy baseball team if I'm there later at night lol

Interesting, never seen this before. It would help if I would go to the bikes once in awhile...ya think?

Of course that call on the flop was good, he had 2 overs in case you had an 8 so that he could runner-runner and better full house right?

WOW, you've been doing some heavy duty searching man. I made that comment about that hand 20 pages ago (page 38 to be exact), :rofl: & yea the call w/ 10 9 on that board is classic IMO :top:

 

[zachvac]

lol way to maximize value:

[ ] odds to setmine

Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players

UTG+1: 20 bb
UTG+2: 111.9 bb
MP1: 31.6 bb
MP2: 94.5 bb
MP3: 101.8 bb
CO: 18.7 bb
Hero (BTN): 100 bb
SB: 25 bb
BB: 41.9 bb

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A

K

3 folds, MP2 calls 1 bb, MP3 calls 1 bb, CO folds, Hero raises to 6 bb, SB folds, BB calls 5 bb, MP2 calls 5 bb, MP3 folds

Flop: (19.5 bb) Q

8

3

(3 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (19.5 bb) 9

(3 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks

River: (19.5 bb) K

(3 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets 9 bb, BB raises to 25 bb, MP2 folds, Hero folds

Results: 37.5 bb pot (1.9 bb rake)
BB showed 8

8

(three of a kind, Eights) and won 35.7 bb (20.7 bb net)

 

[Monoxide]

how do ppl butcher the glory that is hitting a set so badly?