****July Poker Chat Thread****

[WVHillbilly]

Should be Julying Bastard imo

 

[pantin007]

playing a deepstack tourny right now and after doubling up with the nut flush im sitting with 1005.5bb if only it could be like this for ever

 

[switch0723]

i cut my everest 100nl by 2.5 full bb/100 in the past 10 hours, fun times

 

[Infamous1020]

theres no cool name for this months chat thread?

 

[switch0723]

there was when it was made

 

[jdeliverer]

WTF how many titles have we gone through?

And it wasn't even july CC time, let alone Central time

 

[pantin007]

theres no cool name for this months chat thread?

ju missed it

 

[jdeliverer]

Since its my birthday this month, that gives me priority over 91.66666666666% of the worlds population to make this thread.

Probably more tbh, since nobody wants to **** in October.

 

[Monoxide]

lets look at the time


oh its 10:30 EST on june the 30th!


WAT.


omg epic fail too on the no cool thread title, overall im saddened by this thread in general.

 

[jdeliverer]

lets look at the time


oh its 10:30 EST on june the 30th!

It's tradition to start the thread 18 hours before it's actually the month so that the 1 person living in Tonga gets to have it there for the whole of the month. Duh!

Edit: In case you were wondering (red = international dateline):

 

[switch0723]

so kiribati is like a day ahead of samoa, even though its to the east of it?

 

[jdeliverer]

so kiribati is like a day ahead of samoa, even though its to the east of it?

yar.

 

[jewboy07]

so id like to say something about the arguments over naming of these threads

oh and on another note i learned something about myself tonight

 

[pantin007]

jewboy wins this thread

btw did u make those or where did u find those?

 

[jewboy07]

jewboy wins this thread

btw did u make those or where did u find those?

i found them, switch posted one in the last thread so i typed in poke puns and found some this site has good ones http://forum.nihonomaru.com/off-beat/102223-poke-puns.html

but im thinking ill try and make some sometime cuz they make my life complete

edit: i totally shoulda taken credit for makin these

 

[pantin007]

i found them, switch posted one in the last thread so i typed in poke puns and found some this site has good ones http://forum.nihonomaru.com/off-beat/102223-poke-puns.html

but im thinking ill try and make some sometime cuz they make my life complete

haha awesome

 

[pantin007]

first hand of the final table. just so sick, play for 4 and a half hours in a 15$ tourny for this to happen
/wrist

Absolute/UB Cereus Hold'em, $3,000 BB (9 handed) - Absolute/UB Cereus Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
saw flop | saw showdown
MP3 ($97231)
Hero (CO) ($35281)
Button ($69692)
SB ($36137)
BB ($46926)
UTG ($54388)
UTG+1 ($83107)
MP1 ($151682)
MP2 ($105556)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

, A

UTG bets $6000, 4 folds, Hero raises to $34981 (All-In), 3 folds, UTG calls $28981

Flop: ($69966) 10

, 10

, Q

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($69966) J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($69966) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $69966
Results:
UTG had K

, K

(full house, Kings over tens).
Hero had A

, A

(straight, Ace high).
Outcome: UTG won $69966

 

[pantin007]

atleast i was listening to barry manilow and coldplay so i didnt get tilted too much

 

[BelgoSuisse]

first hand of the final table. just so sick, play for 4 and a half hours in a 15$ tourny for this to happen
/wrist

Just because you played the hand perfectly and lost does not exonerate you from making a big mistake 4 and a half hours earlier...

 

[pantin007]

Just because you played the hand perfectly and lost does not exonerate you from making a big mistake 4 and a half hours earlier...

lol i know, the sad think is i keep making the same mistake over and over

 

[kleitches]

lol i know, the sad think is i keep making the same mistake over and over

What mistake? Listening to Barry Manilow?

 

[pantin007]

What mistake? Listening to Barry Manilow?

nah, playing tournies

 

[zachvac]

and I'm a silverstar

 

[jdeliverer]

and I'm a silverstar

grats does it only update every month?

 

[dsvw56]

posting cause google chrome is gay and doesn't support the dropdown menu so I can just subscribe to this thread without having to post.