****July Poker Chat Thread****

[jdeliverer]

Funny how shit like this happens so rarely at your home stake but when you venture upwards it's like lolstandard. How did you feel when he showed da quads?

or straight flush

edit: ha i was right!

 

[kleitches]

Two people? I was right all along, fool.

 

[eNTy]

well thats what happens when u dont show suits !

 

[blankoblanco]

what kind of maniac goes broke with the 3rd nuts

 

[Falian]

Anyone else hear about this tuline guy that started with $100 about a week ago and hit a HUGE Heater, moved up every time he had 6 bi's.

Within a week he was playing 25/50 plo, against such pros as benyamine. He cashed out 53k, leaving 12k in which he has grinded up to 38k atm.

Best heater ever?

 

[pantin007]

Anyone else hear about this tuline guy that started with $100 about a week ago and hit a HUGE Heater, moved up every time he had 6 bi's.

Within a week he was playing 25/50 plo, against such pros as benyamine. He cashed out 53k, leaving 12k in which he has grinded up to 38k atm.

Best heater ever?

seen bigger

 

[eNTy]

i think im doing life wrong
about to finish a 35 hour day right after the previous 39 hour day

i seem to have fixed the SD><NSD crap in my game though
lets maintain yo, graph is today

 

[blankoblanco]

very nice work enty. now get some sleep you degen

 

[eNTy]

roger boss

 

[pantin007]

nice graph enty

 

[Emperor IX]

Really poker? Really? QQ runs into AA bvb, then button/blind back to back? really? REAALLLLYY?????

 

[vanquish]

bleh A5 < TT on a 554Tx, bvb

against a reg



i was like YES I FLOPPED GIN

then i was like WOOPS I LOST?

 

[Deco]

Anyone else hear about this tuline guy that started with $100 about a week ago and hit a HUGE Heater, moved up every time he had 6 bi's.

Within a week he was playing 25/50 plo, against such pros as benyamine. He cashed out 53k, leaving 12k in which he has grinded up to 38k atm.

Best heater ever?

I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[vanquish]

ZEEBO IS A FRIEND OF MINE


Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $200 (100 bb)
BTN: $382.90 (191.5 bb)
SB: $261 (130.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $217.30 (108.7 bb)
UTG+1: $306.85 (153.4 bb)
MP1: $200 (100 bb)
MP2: $433.10 (216.6 bb)
MP3: $253 (126.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 2

J

6 folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: ($4) 7

2

2

(2 players)
SB bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($12) 2

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB calls $12

River: ($36) 4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $199.30 and is all-in, SB calls $199.30

Results (listed below in white, highlight to see): $434.60 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed 2d Jc (four of a kind, Twos) and won $431.60 ($214.30 net)
SB mucked 7d As (a full house, Twos full of Sevens) and lost (-$217.30 net)

 

[c9h13no3]

Stud 8 is such a cruel game...

Stage #1522705076: Seven Card Hi/Lo Normal $5/$10 - 2009-07-09 00:40:41 (ET)
Seat 4 - Seat 4 ($176 in chips)
Seat 5 - Hero ($503.50 in chips)
Seat 6 - Seat 6 ($99.75 in chips)
Seat 8 - Villain ($106.25 in chips)
Villain - Ante $0.50
Seat 6 - Ante $0.50
Hero - Ante $0.50
Seat 4 - Ante $0.50
*** 3rd STREET ***
Seat 4 - Pocket [H H 3c]
Hero - Pocket [5h 4h 2h]
Seat 6 - Pocket [H H 6d]
Villain - Pocket [H H 5s]
Hero - Bring-In $2
Seat 6 - Folds
Villain - Raises $5 to $5
Seat 4 - Folds
Hero - Raises $8 to $10
Villain - Calls $5
*** 4TH STREET ***
Hero - Pocket [5h 4h 2h 3h]
Villain - Pocket [H H 5s Ah]
Villain - Bets $5
Hero - Raises $10 to $10
Villain - Calls $5
*** 5TH STREET ***
Hero - Pocket [5h 4h 2h 3h Js]
Villain - Pocket [H H 5s Ah 5d]
Villain - Bets $10
Hero - Raises $20 to $20
Villain - Calls $10
*** 6TH STREET ***
Hero - Pocket [5h 4h 2h 3h Js 9d]
Villain - Pocket [H H 5s Ah 5d 8h]
Villain - Bets $10
Hero - Calls $10
*** RIVER ***
Hero - Pocket [5h 4h 2h 3h Js 9d Ks]
Villain - Pocket [H H 5s Ah 5d 8h H]
Villain - Checks
Hero - Checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Villain - Shows [2s Ac 5s Ah 5d 8h 2d] (Two Pair, aces and fives)
Hero - Mucks
Villain Collects $100 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($102) | Rake ($2)

 

[jdeliverer]

I'll believe it when I see it.

The guy seems legit. Check out his thread on 2p2 if you doubt it.

 

[vanquish]

stud8 HHs are impossible to read

 

[jdeliverer]

Cliff notes: c9 needs to lrn 2 draw better

 

[SeanyJ]

I think this is kind of worth a brag, a little bit before the beginning of this year I had withdrawn everything except $150 from my account. Looking at my playing audit from PokerStars my balance on January first was $314 and now today it looks like this.

Soooooooo ship it! All I can say is I love HU poker and you should all learn how to play it.

 

[vanquish]

I think this is kind of worth a brag, a little bit before the beginning of this year I had withdrawn everything except $150 from my account. Looking at my playing audit from PokerStars my balance on January first was $314 and now today it looks like this.

Soooooooo ship it! All I can say is I love HU poker and you should all learn how to play it.

BOOM.

congrats sir, what are your stats at .5/1 HU?


i'm down like 20 buy ins lifetime there

 

[SeanyJ]

BOOM.

congrats sir, what are your stats at .5/1 HU?


i'm down like 20 buy ins lifetime there

Not enough hands to mean anything, ~9 buy ins in 1300 hands or something.

 

[Johnnybmoto]

Yee Haw

PokerStars Game #30256752155: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/07/08 22:34:59 PT [2009/07/09 1:34:59 ET]
Table 'Lipperta' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: FireAndIce14 ($52.75 in chips)
Seat 2: 00bradical ($50.75 in chips)
Seat 3: natisfinest ($55.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Alex_S___34 ($19.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Timoshi ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: Mduck ($75.75 in chips)
Seat 7: KillerHurtz ($28.50 in chips)
Seat 8: Johnnybmoto ($49.60 in chips)
Seat 9: Faker4442 ($27.75 in chips)
Mduck: posts small blind $0.25
KillerHurtz: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Johnnybmoto [Jc Js]
Johnnybmoto: raises $1.50 to $2
Faker4442: raises $5 to $7
FireAndIce14: folds
00bradical: folds
natisfinest: folds
Alex_S___34: folds
Timoshi: folds
Mduck: folds
KillerHurtz: folds
Johnnybmoto: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [Jh 5h Jd]
Johnnybmoto: checks
Faker4442: bets $12.50
Johnnybmoto: calls $12.50
*** TURN *** [Jh 5h Jd] [3s]
Johnnybmoto: checks
Faker4442: bets $8.25 and is all-in
Johnnybmoto: calls $8.25
*** RIVER *** [Jh 5h Jd 3s] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Johnnybmoto: shows [Jc Js] (four of a kind, Jacks)
Faker4442: mucks hand
Johnnybmoto collected $53.55 from pot

 

[Jurn8]

I think this is kind of worth a brag, a little bit before the beginning of this year I had withdrawn everything except $150 from my account. Looking at my playing audit from PokerStars my balance on January first was $314 and now today it looks like this.

Soooooooo ship it! All I can say is I love HU poker and you should all learn how to play it.

Great job dude, solid progress and a nice brag!

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Did you all see that Zach stacked Jamie Gold in Vegas tonight ? Woo!

 

[kleitches]

Did you all see that Zach stacked Jamie Gold in Vegas tonight ? Woo!

O rly?