****July Poker Chat Thread****

[BelgoSuisse]

Srsly

sick value.

 

[Irexes]

I'm kind of speechless but nice one.

6 max 50nl table with 1k total on it the guy is insane.

 

[eNTy]

oh i see how today is going to go

 

[GeoffLacey]

you are officially a CC addict.

My excuse is I'm just checking in before I go to sleep Plus, if I hadn't looked in, I might have missed the shortstack thread, which would have been hugely dissapointing

 

[eNTy]

OMFG WTF
same ****ing dude just hit n run me twice inside of 5 minutes
he sits i lose a $20 pot with top 2 vs a rivered flush he leaves
i try to find other action, he sits again, he wins $12 without going to showdown, he leaves again

SERIOUSLY PLS TILT ME MORE

 

[bob_tiger]

OMFG WTF
same ****ing dude just hit n run me twice inside of 5 minutes
he sits i lose a $20 pot with top 2 vs a rivered flush he leaves
i try to find other action, he sits again, he wins $12 without going to showdown, he leaves again

SERIOUSLY PLS TILT ME MORE

take a break?

 

[kleitches]

take a break?

break? what's that?

 

[eNTy]

its watching a headsupament video obv
which is what im doing

 

[Emperor IX]

Most annoying hu game ever.

I've won 38 pots without showdown (aka TOOK HIS BLIND) out of like 43 hands.

It's been 15 minutes. AND the guy is taking fifteen seconds a hand because he's playing 5 tables the exact same way.

It's a deep hu sng by the way.

 

[bob_tiger]

its watching a headsupament video obv
which is what im doing

mind if i ask by who?

 

[bob_tiger]

so me and this pw begger had a nice convo.

pokerplayer6884: hey you with cc?
me: ya whos this?
pokerplayer6884: Steve
me: name on cc?
him: Can you throw me the pw for the UN CC THURDAY?
me: no i cant
him: noBODY WILL KNOW
me: guess not how much will you pay me?
him: :-( I CAN OWE YOU $10 ON UB
I HAVE AN UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK COMING
I CAN DEPOSIT THEN IF I HAVE 2
i JUST BLEW $50
me: make it 20 and its a deal.
him:I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO PLAY CC AND TAKE IT DOWN
ok , I CAN OWE YOU $20
14 DAYS AT THE MOST B4 I GET MY CHECK..ITS MY 1ST ONE
BUT.... I EXPECT TO WIN B4 THAT
me: I can't wait that long
him:dONT SWEAT IT BRO
PEOPLE OWE ME MONEY, IM ALWAYS PLAYING
LIKE I SAID I BLEW $50 IN THE LAST HOUR
SO I WANT TO TAKE THIS FREEROLL DOWN
I WONT SAY A THING bOUT HOW I GOT IN
I APPRECIATE IT IF YOU CAN HELP ME OUT
me: brb i have to think about our deal
him:u DONT HAVE TOO, DUDE IM JUST ASKING FOR A FAVOR, AND ILL HELP YOU IN RETURN

 

[eNTy]

the headsupaments on DC is a battle royale tournament between krantz wiltontilt chaostracize and riverboatking and foxwoodsfiend over like a couple of rounds

episode 3 is plo wiltontilt vs chaostracize both not knowing wtf to do and foxwoodsfiend vs chaostracize in holdem

 

[switch0723]

so i just tried to play on stars for the first time in like 2 months and my hud isn't appearing, anyone know any reasoning why?

 

[bob_tiger]

the headsupaments on DC is a battle royale tournament between krantz wiltontilt chaostracize and riverboatking and foxwoodsfiend over like a couple of rounds

episode 3 is plo wiltontilt vs chaostracize both not knowing wtf to do and foxwoodsfiend vs chaostracize in holdem

krantz is pretty sick

 

[bob_tiger]

so i just tried to play on stars for the first time in like 2 months and my hud isn't appearing, anyone know any reasoning why?

their lame updates..

 

[switch0723]

sigh i bet thats for the 6max and hu tables, i assume i have to d/l a patch now, groovy

 

[eNTy]

krantz is pretty sick

yeah the sweeps week 1 hu vid where he destroys nowa1 at 25/50 is awesome and pr1nnyraiding season 1 was good too

 

[Emperor IX]

still going in that retarded match.

It's sad actually.

I just minraise and take his blind.

Then he plays back ten minutes later and I let him take it. Rinse and repeat.

Now I"m just seeing flops to stack him with in a cooler.

 

[tenbob]

http://www.advertiser.ie/mayo/article/14530

 

[Emperor IX]

woooo, finally over with it. God he was bad.

Taking my winnings to the $11 $20k gtd game. Starting at the first break though

 

[NineLions]

http://www.advertiser.ie/mayo/article/14530

Sorry TB, that's gotta be kinda surreal.

 

[tenbob]

Yea, my mins has been racing for the last few days. I really cannot make sense of it.

 

[Emperor IX]

Never mind about $20k gtd. This guy played every hand since I sat down. This si my first blind I've posted, and first hand I've played

PokerStars Game #30285622231: Tournament #176962659, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/07/09 20:09:31 ET
Table '176962659 221' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: susieq7777 (8152 in chips)
Seat 2: taxikev (13005 in chips)
Seat 3: frito55 (4791 in chips)
Seat 4: csabesz1976 (3380 in chips)
Seat 5: Emperor XIX (3000 in chips)
Seat 6: donald21124 (1799 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: tecoreco (1701 in chips)
Seat 8: obertan33380 (4335 in chips)
Seat 9: VmixitupV (5075 in chips)
csabesz1976: posts small blind 75
Emperor XIX: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Emperor XIX [Jc Jh]
donald21124: folds
tecoreco: folds
obertan33380: folds
VmixitupV: raises 450 to 600
susieq7777: folds
taxikev: folds
frito55: folds
csabesz1976: folds
Emperor XIX: raises 2400 to 3000 and is all-in
VmixitupV: calls 2400
*** FLOP *** [4s 9s 3d]
*** TURN *** [4s 9s 3d] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [4s 9s 3d 7c] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Emperor XIX: shows [Jc Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
VmixitupV: shows [Qc Qh] (a pair of Queens)
VmixitupV collected 6075 from pot
sli99 is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6075 | Rake 0
Board [4s 9s 3d 7c Ad]
Seat 1: susieq7777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: taxikev folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: frito55 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: csabesz1976 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Emperor XIX (big blind) showed [Jc Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: donald21124 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: tecoreco folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: obertan33380 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: VmixitupV showed [Qc Qh] and won (6075) with a pair of Queens

Feel better TB

 

[The Shrog]

For sure the best way to play his hand.

Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+1: $9.75 (97.5 bb)
UTG+2: $9.45 (94.5 bb)
MP1: $9.46 (94.6 bb)
MP2: $12.57 (125.7 bb)
MP3: $18.89 (188.9 bb)
CO: $17.27 (172.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): $10.49 (104.9 bb)
SB: $5.58 (55.8 bb)
BB: $5.07 (50.7 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with K

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to $0.30, 3 folds, Hero raises to $0.90, 2 folds, MP1 calls $0.60

Flop: ($1.95) 4

6

8

(2 players)
MP1 bets $8.26, Hero raises to $9.59 and is all-in, MP1 calls $0.30 and is all-in

Turn: ($19.07) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($19.07) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $19.07 pot ($1.27 rake)
Hero showed K

K

(two pairs, Kings and Eights) and lost (-$9.46 net)
MP1 showed 4

4

(a full house, Fours full of Eights) and won $17.80 ($8.34 net)

 

[eNTy]

match dynamic ftw
on the flop he's seen me check the flop and give up
if i bet this flop im pretty sure hes giving respect 100% as its super dry and he will expect it because he's seen me bet the flop in a 3bet pot and shove over his c/r
when i c/r he looked to do the same and got busted

i loved to play this hand and this guy was actually a winner over a small sample at nl and pl 50nlhu so no braindead monkey
but obv bad if u look what hand he has lol

BTN: $47 (94 bb)
Hero (BB): $74.65 (149.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with Q:diamond: K:diamond:
BTN raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN calls $3.50

Flop: ($10) 3:diamond: K:club: T:spade: (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $4.50, Hero raises to $15, BTN raises to $42 and is all-in, Hero calls $27

Turn: ($94) J:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($94) T:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $94 pot ($0.50 rake)
BTN showed 9:spade: 6:club: (a pair of Tens) and lost (-$47 net)
Hero showed Q:diamond: K:diamond: (two pairs, Kings and Tens) and won $93.50 ($46.50 net)