****July Poker Chat Thread****

[Cheezymadman]

Looks like they closed registration at 65k exactly. I thought they'd done that before at 50k, so maybe they'll add more money and up the numbers?

 

[bw07507]

crazy cold deck AA vs KK vs QQ at 6max

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (CO): $105.05 (105.1 bb)
BTN: $118.65 (118.7 bb)
SB: $108 (108 bb)
BB: $157.60 (157.6 bb)
UTG: $103 (103 bb)
MP: $152.50 (152.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with Q

Q

UTG raises to $3.50, MP folds, Hero calls $3.50, BTN folds, SB raises to $17, BB folds, UTG raises to $34, Hero folds, SB raises to $108 and is all-in, UTG calls $69 and is all-in

Flop: ($210.50) 6

K

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($210.50) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($210.50) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $210.50 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed A

A

(a pair of Aces) and lost (-$103 net)
UTG showed K

K

(three of a kind, Kings) and won $207.50 ($104.50 net)

 

[Cheezymadman]

what's CO stand for?

 

[S93]

CutOff, next to the button

 

[switch0723]

55k hands breakeven and counting including 2 >10 buyin downswongs. Thats not even a long stretch and i'm already bored off my face with it

 

[zachvac]

Still have enough fpps for 3 Sunday majors on Stars. Decided to play the warmup today. One of the first hands:

Poker Stars, $215 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players

CO: 10,175 (101.8 bb)
BTN: 11,275 (112.8 bb)
SB: 9,650 (96.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 10,350 (103.5 bb)
UTG: 8,725 (87.3 bb)
UTG+1: 9,725 (97.3 bb)
MP1: 10,550 (105.5 bb)
MP2: 9,850 (98.5 bb)
MP3: 9,850 (98.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with J

J

UTG calls 100, 4 folds, CO calls 100, 2 folds, Hero raises to 550, UTG calls 450, CO folds

Flop: (1,250) 4

4

9

(2 players)
Hero bets 777, UTG calls 777

Turn: (2,804) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

River: (2,804) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,765, UTG calls 1,765

Results: 6,334 pot
Hero showed J

J

(two pairs, Jacks and Fours) and won 6,334 (3,242 net)
UTG mucked 3

3

(two pairs, Fours and Threes) and lost (-3,092 net)

edit: note on him says "do not bluff" lol

 

[Jurn8]

Some regs help me out please

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/cash-games-11/improving-postflop-play-156626/

 

[kleitches]

Still have enough fpps for 3 Sunday majors on Stars. Decided to play the warmup today. One of the first hands:

Poker Stars, $215 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players

CO: 10,175 (101.8 bb)
BTN: 11,275 (112.8 bb)
SB: 9,650 (96.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 10,350 (103.5 bb)
UTG: 8,725 (87.3 bb)
UTG+1: 9,725 (97.3 bb)
MP1: 10,550 (105.5 bb)
MP2: 9,850 (98.5 bb)
MP3: 9,850 (98.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with J

J

UTG calls 100, 4 folds, CO calls 100, 2 folds, Hero raises to 550, UTG calls 450, CO folds

Flop: (1,250) 4

4

9

(2 players)
Hero bets 777, UTG calls 777

Turn: (2,804) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

River: (2,804) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,765, UTG calls 1,765

Results: 6,334 pot
Hero showed J

J

(two pairs, Jacks and Fours) and won 6,334 (3,242 net)
UTG mucked 3

3

(two pairs, Fours and Threes) and lost (-3,092 net)

edit: note on him says "do not bluff" lol

Still a sucker for them tournaments I see

 

[zachvac]

lol busted out of warmup AK < J6 AIPF lagtard opens J6 from EP and calls my shove. Rivers straight, wonderful.

 

[KingCurtis]

so i had one of theose glitches and I was a mod, and def saw a thread named "i know who huckfelmuth is!" so someone better pm me!

 

[zachvac]

New grinding song yo

http://www.optimusrhyme.com/musicplayer/pingpong.mp3

 

[Infamous1020]

New grinding song yo

http://www.optimusrhyme.com/musicplayer/pingpong.mp3

p i n g p o n g.

ping pong step up to the table

ping pong put the ball in play

 

[Emperor IX]

Damnit. I finally run well in a $4 180 and go out 32nd when my QQ runs into AA

 

[kleitches]

You should be ashamed of yourself for that play with the QJ, Emperor!

 

[Emperor IX]

You should be ashamed of yourself for that play with the QJ, Emperor

I seriously am. lol. My hud covered the other opp. so I didn't realize I was bluffing against two on such a scary board.

Just so everyone knows, he pwnd my soul and I rivered a higher full house (4 outer) It was a higher full house that really shouldn't have won anyway.

 

[kleitches]

lol, no worries man. And I don't remember for sure but I think you had more than four outs.

 

[Emperor IX]

 

[Irexes]

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
BB: $50 (100 bb)
UTG: $49.50 (99 bb)
Hero (MP): $99.45 (198.9 bb)
CO: $35.85 (71.7 bb)
BTN: $57.30 (114.6 bb)
SB: $59.90 (119.8 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is MP with K

A

UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 4 folds, UTG raises to $7, Hero folds
Results: $5.75 pot
UTG showed A

A

(a pair of Aces) and won $5.75 ($3.25 net)

 

[Cheezymadman]

330 hands a day? My god.

 

[switch0723]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WHY THE **** DO I PLAY POKER

 

[Infamous1020]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WHY THE **** DO I PLAY POKER

cuz poker is fun

 

[kleitches]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WHY THE **** DO I PLAY POKER

Because you enjoy pain and suffering? That's why I do it.

 

[Lemlywinks]

330 hands a day? My god.

Wait, do you mean as a lot or very little?? I ask b/c there are some here that play 5k hands in a day

 

[Cheezymadman]

Wait, do you mean as a lot or very little?? I ask b/c there are some here that play 5k hands in a day

I don't play cash games, or even multi-table a few tourneys at a time, so that's a lot for me.

 

[Infamous1020]

I don't play cash games, or even multi-table a few tourneys at a time, so that's a lot for me.

330 hands is like ~3.5 hours for you?