****July Poker Chat Thread****

[kleitches]

Meh, you're not supposed to be results-oriented. So just another day imo.

jk, congrats on the goot day. Now stay at 200nl and don't look back.

 

[Pokertron3000]

Good job Switch.

Looks like another failed 3 dollar sng attempt 25 games and a loss off 25 dollars unless I cash in the last two, I would say more than half the losses I was ahead when the money went in, just think I am a really poor poker player too nitty most games I go out 4th havnt got the balls for a push/ fold game and when I do I get destroyed by the river, 2 and a half k sngs and 200 dollars profit, am I just wasting my time.

 

[switch0723]

bubble situations in a sng isn't about having balls, its purely about knowing the maths. Sitnblowmyownfaceoffs are pretty much 100% maths at the end, you should read up on ICM

 

[blankoblanco]

Sitnblowmyownfaceoffs

catchy

 

[ChuckTs]

switch, you bring the luck!

Had my first 5 BI day in ****ing ages.

I guess stuff like this helps...

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $162.15 (162.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): $256 (256 bb)
SB: $166.10 (166.1 bb)
BB: $360.31 (360.3 bb)
UTG: $102.60 (102.6 bb)
MP: $106.80 (106.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A♣ 2♣
3 folds, Hero raises to $3, SB calls $2.50, BB calls $2

Flop: ($9) Q♦ 5♣ 4♣ (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $6.50, SB calls $6.50, BB folds

Turn: ($22) J♦ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $16.50, SB calls $16.50

River: ($55) 9♣ (2 players)
SB bets $140.10 and is all-in, Hero calls $140.10

Results: $335.20 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed 7♠ 6♥ (high card Queen) and lost (-$166.10 net)

 

[vanquish]

switch, you bring the luck!

Had my first 5 BI day in ****ing ages.

I guess stuff like this helps...

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $162.15 (162.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): $256 (256 bb)
SB: $166.10 (166.1 bb)
BB: $360.31 (360.3 bb)
UTG: $102.60 (102.6 bb)
MP: $106.80 (106.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A♣ 2♣
3 folds, Hero raises to $3, SB calls $2.50, BB calls $2

Flop: ($9) Q♦ 5♣ 4♣ (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $6.50, SB calls $6.50, BB folds

Turn: ($22) J♦ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $16.50, SB calls $16.50

River: ($55) 9♣ (2 players)
SB bets $140.10 and is all-in, Hero calls $140.10

Results: $335.20 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed 7♠ 6♥ (high card Queen) and lost (-$166.10 net)

rofl wow

 

[Suited Frenzy]

dam just found out i leave Aug 4th for basic, thats 8 days

GL man, see you when you get back...

switch, you bring the luck!

Had my first 5 BI day in ****ing ages.

I guess stuff like this helps...

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $162.15 (162.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): $256 (256 bb)
SB: $166.10 (166.1 bb)
BB: $360.31 (360.3 bb)
UTG: $102.60 (102.6 bb)
MP: $106.80 (106.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A♣ 2♣
3 folds, Hero raises to $3, SB calls $2.50, BB calls $2

Flop: ($9) Q♦ 5♣ 4♣ (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $6.50, SB calls $6.50, BB folds

Turn: ($22) J♦ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $16.50, SB calls $16.50

River: ($55) 9♣ (2 players)
SB bets $140.10 and is all-in, Hero calls $140.10

Results: $335.20 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed 7♠ 6♥ (high card Queen) and lost (-$166.10 net)

HaHa...

SB play = whoopsie!

 

[switch0723]

 

[jdeliverer]

**** i spilled sprite on my computer and now the screen's not working, I probably won't be able to play for a few weeks until it's fixed

 

[Pokertron3000]

**** i spilled sprite on my computer and now the screen's not working, I probably won't be able to play for a few weeks until it's fixed

Man why are drinking sprite?

 

[switch0723]

Sprite is awesome

 

[Suited Frenzy]

**** i spilled sprite on my computer and now the screen's not working, I probably won't be able to play for a few weeks until it's fixed

If that was beer you spilled then I would be pissed...that's a sin!

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1st time I get pkt jacks in quite awhile...

Something is better than nothin' though

Full Tilt, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+2: $0.83 (41.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): $2.94 (147 bb)
MP2: $2.22 (111 bb)
MP3: $2.59 (129.5 bb)
CO: $1.79 (89.5 bb)
BTN: $1.96 (98 bb)
SB: $1.88 (94 bb)
BB: $2.69 (134.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with J

J

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $0.06, 3 folds, BTN calls $0.06, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.15) T

4

T

(2 players)
Hero bets $0.08, BTN folds

Results: $0.15 pot ($0.01 rake)
Hero mucked J

J

(two pairs, Jacks and Tens) and won $0.14 ($0.08 net)

 

[Suited Frenzy]

I love when people don't give any respect to a UTG raise...

Full Tilt, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $0.47 (23.5 bb)
BB: $2 (100 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): $2.99 (149.5 bb)
UTG+2: $2.29 (114.5 bb)
MP1: $0.78 (39 bb)
MP2: $1.81 (90.5 bb)
MP3: $2.29 (114.5 bb)
CO: $1.31 (65.5 bb)
BTN: $2.75 (137.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q

Q

Hero raises to $0.06, 6 folds, SB raises to $0.47 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls $0.41

Flop: ($0.96) T

6

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($0.96) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($0.96) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $0.96 pot ($0.06 rake)
SB showed A

J

(a pair of Aces) and lost (-$0.47 net)
Hero showed Q

Q

(three of a kind, Queens) and won $0.90 ($0.43 net)

 

[Pokertron3000]

Sprite is awesome

No 7up is awesome and it also has a cherry version. And a computer game.

 

[vanquish]

No 7up is awesome and it also has a cherry version. And a computer game.

cherry 7up?


ban

 

[Pokertron3000]

cherry 7up?


ban

Ok but if your gonna ban me, ban me for digging Cherry Coke, I loves cherry coke. Worse thing is I hate cherries :S

 

[vanquish]

Ok but if your gonna ban me, ban me for digging Cherry Coke, I loves cherry coke. Worse thing is I hate cherries :S

k, unban because u like cherry coke

cherry coke is the immortal nuts, cherry 7up sux badly

 

[Pokertron3000]

k, unban because u like cherry coke

cherry coke is the immortal nuts, cherry 7up sux badly

Ok but I am moving to Australia which doesnt beleive in Cherry Coke, how too proceed?

 

[Pokertron3000]

Nevermind missus said thus-

have lots of sex to make up for the lack of cherry coke.... I guarantee you won't miss it

 

[Pokertron3000]

I would still miss cherry coke

So glad my missus dont read this

 

[SeanyJ]

<3 minraise spaz

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 204586
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: $141.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $499.10

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with J ♥ 9 ♥
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $10, Hero calls $7

Flop: ($20.00) 4 ♥ J ♠ 3 ♣ (2 players)
BB bets $14, Hero raises to $28, BB raises to $131 all in, Hero calls $103

Turn: ($282.00) T ♦ (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($282.00) J ♣ (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $282.00
BB shows Q ♥ K ♥ (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows J ♥ 9 ♥ (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $281.50
(Rake: $0.50)

 

[Lemlywinks]

lol, how not to play KK
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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $3 (30 bb)
BTN: $5.10 (51 bb)
SB: $5.80 (58 bb)
BB: $6.25 (62.5 bb)
Hero (UTG): $11.35 (113.5 bb)
MP: $1.95 (19.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 5:spade: 5:heart:
Hero raises to $0.30, 3 folds, SB raises to $0.50, BB folds, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($1.10) 6:club: 4:spade: 2:spade: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($1.10) 3:club: (2 players)
SB bets $0.30, Hero raises to $1.10, SB calls $0.80

River: ($3.30) Q:club: (2 players)
SB bets $4.20 and is all-in, Hero calls $4.20

Results: $11.70 pot ($0.55 rake)
SB showed K:diamond: K:heart: (a pair of Kings) and lost (-$5.80 net)
Hero showed 5:spade: 5:heart: (a straight, Two to Six) and won $11.15 ($5.35 net)

 

[S93]

<3 minraise spaz


River: ($282.00) A ♣ (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $282.00
BB shows Q ♥ K ♥ (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows J ♥ 9 ♥ (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $281.50
(Rake: $0.50)

fyp .

NH.
You just playing 100nl now or table selecting 50-100?

 

[Suited Frenzy]

lol, how not to play KK

Yes, that was horrible...

 

[SeanyJ]

fyp .

NH.
You just playing 100nl now or table selecting 50-100?

Still trying to make it at 100NL, I'm almost winning at 1BB/100 now!