***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

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  • #551
ok it does go 0-51, and you read the pages from right to left.

also fwiw, the radio does get unsmashed if you look at page 9 :p
 
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  • #552
Today was fun :).
 

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Now I remember why I used to like playin HU so much. The donks are super spaztastic

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $157.10 (157.1 bb)
Hero (SB): $173.05 (173.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 5
diamond.gif
A
diamond.gif

Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $8, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($16) 8
club.gif
5
heart.gif
5
club.gif
(2 players)
BB bets $5, Hero raises to $20, BB raises to $35, Hero raises to $165.05 and is all-in, BB calls $114.10 and is all-in

Turn: ($314.20) J
diamond.gif
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($314.20) Q
heart.gif
(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $314.20 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed 8
spade.gif
K
club.gif
(two pairs, Eights and Fives) and lost (-$157.10 net)
Hero showed 5
diamond.gif
A
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(three of a kind, Fives) and won $313.70 ($156.60 net)


Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $100 (100 bb)
Hero (SB): $169.40 (169.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K
spade.gif
K
diamond.gif

Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $5, Hero raises to $169.40 and is all-in, BB calls $95 and is all-in

Flop: ($200) 3
club.gif
5
diamond.gif
6
heart.gif
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($200) Q
spade.gif
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($200) 7
club.gif
(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $200 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed Q
club.gif
T
club.gif
(a pair of Queens) and lost (-$100 net)
Hero showed K
spade.gif
K
diamond.gif
(a pair of Kings) and won $199.50 ($99.50 net)


Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $68.10 (68.1 bb)
Hero (BB): $128.40 (128.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with J
heart.gif
J
club.gif

SB raises to $7, Hero raises to $128.40 and is all-in, SB calls $61.10 and is all-in

Flop: ($136.20) 7
diamond.gif
T
club.gif
T
spade.gif
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($136.20) Q
heart.gif
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($136.20) 4
diamond.gif
(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $136.20 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed J
heart.gif
J
club.gif
(two pairs, Jacks and Tens) and won $135.70 ($67.60 net)
SB mucked 6
diamond.gif
8
diamond.gif
(a pair of Tens) and lost (-$68.10 net)


Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $42.50 (42.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $127.40 (127.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with J
heart.gif
A
diamond.gif

SB raises to $7, Hero raises to $127.40 and is all-in, SB calls $35.50 and is all-in

Flop: ($85) 3
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2
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8
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(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($85) 3
heart.gif
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($85) J
spade.gif
(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $85 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed J
heart.gif
A
diamond.gif
(two pairs, Jacks and Threes) and won $84.50 ($42 net)
SB mucked T
heart.gif
6
heart.gif
(a pair of Threes) and lost (-$42.50 net)
 
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  • #554
FFS HU in another $2 90 player sit and go.

I hate life.
 
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  • #555
proof that sticking around the fish counts event houghhe busted my AA first, HH above...

pawpaw5819: king, your entire stack is my $$
pawpaw5819: you have my number
pawpaw5819: you have crushed me
Dealer: Lefty050608, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
KingCurtis67: sry mate
pawpaw5819: i want you to die

hes reloaded at leasst 20$ 6 times...and is stillhere:)
 
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  • #556
tenbob said:
FFS HU in another $2 90 player sit and go.

I hate life.

I thought the only reason you lived was for those :p
 
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  • #557
switch0723 said:
also fwiw, the radio does get unsmashed if you look at page 9 :p

Oh, haha :D so it does.
 
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Seriously, I'm running so hot it blows my mind. When I have the best hand, they get all in. When I don't have the best hand, I suck-out after I get all in. Its just insane. I think I'm just going to start open shoving every hand since its impossible for me to lose.

Graph:
 

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  • #559
sick graph c9. Looks like u are at 100NL to stay :)
 
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  • #560
c9h13no3 said:
Seriously, I'm running so hot it blows my mind. When I have the best hand, they get all in. When I don't have the best hand, I suck-out after I get all in. Its just insane. I think I'm just going to start open shoving every hand since its impossible for me to lose.

Graph:

So you're mainly a 6-max player? Maybe you can show me how to beat 10nl 6-max, SIGH. FML.
 
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  • #561
I know this is mostly for cash but I have had a dry spell at the SnGs I play but it may have just turned as I won a SnG after being down to 130 chips and in the BB at 100/50 blind level with six players left, lolz. Was insane, I think all my luck was saved for that one SnG.
 
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c9h13no3 said:
Seriously, I'm running so hot it blows my mind. When I have the best hand, they get all in. When I don't have the best hand, I suck-out after I get all in. Its just insane. I think I'm just going to start open shoving every hand since its impossible for me to lose.

Graph:


Damn dude, save some monies for us low rollers that aspire to move up some day...:)

sweet graph though
 
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  • #563
Melkor said:
I know this is mostly for cash but I have had a dry spell at the SnGs I play but it may have just turned as I won a SnG after being down to 130 chips and in the BB at 100/50 blind level with six players left, lolz. Was insane, I think all my luck was saved for that one SnG.
Meht, I don't think its just for cash game players, its just that the majority of the regs around here play cash (cuz tournaments are life-tilting!).
 
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eNTy said:
Yeah I know what you mean.
Sat night donks are the worst (ironically enough).

I can never get a positive saturday night. Either lose a couple of buy ins or break even in a 1.3k session..

They either soulread me and do the calldown thing u said or just fire in any hand I might want to cbet. And of course the obligatory folding to my monsters :).

Pretty sure it's just variance ;)

+1 i've stopped playing on saturday nights because it tilts me somethin crazy, i use it to go out and get blind drunk now and forget about poker for a day :D..... Well i say forget about poker but i always end up telling my non playing friends all about how my bankrolls doing and when i think i'm going to move up, like they care at all lol

I lost 6BI's the last saturday night i played, never again!
 
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c9h13no3 said:
Meht, I don't think its just for cash game players, its just that the majority of the regs around here play cash (cuz tournaments are life-tilting!).

Stacks:
UTG with 1450
UTG+1 with 950
MP1 with 1368
MP2 with 4390
CO with 1400
BTN with 2212
SB with 340
BB with 1390



hand.pl

Blinds: 15/30
Site: Pokerstars
Dealt to CO:A♥ A♣
Sklansky group 1
Preflop:
UTG raises 60 to 90
3 players fold.
Hero raises 180 to 270
2 players fold.
BB raises 180 to 450
UTG raises 1000 to 1450 [ all-in ]
Hero calls [1130] [ all-in ]
BB calls [940] [ all-in ]
Uncalled bet (50) returned to UTG
Total folds this street: 5
Potsize: 4255
Flop:
8♠ 6♦ 9♠
Potsize: 4255
Turn:
7♦
Potsize: 4255
River:
5♣
Results:
UTG shows a straight, Five to Nine:
Q♦ Q♠
Hero shows a straight, Five to Nine:
A♥ A♣
UTG collected 10 from side pot
Hero collected 10 from side pot
BB shows a straight, Five to Nine:
7♠ 7♣
BB collected 1395 from main pot
UTG collected 1395 from main pot
Hero collected 1395 from main pot


Stacks:
BB with 4510
UTG with 2170
MP1 with 925
MP2 with 2150
CO with 1410
BTN with 830
SB with 1505



hand.pl

Blinds:
25/50
Site: Pokerstars
Dealt to CO:9♣ 9♥
Sklansky group 3
Preflop:

1 players fold.
MP1 calls [50]
1 players fold.
Hero calls [50]
1 players fold.
SB calls [25]
BB: checks
Total folds this street: 3
Potsize: 200
Flop:

9♦ 8♠ 10♦
SB: checks
BB bets [150]
MP1 raises 150 to 300
Hero raises 1060 to 1360 [ all-in ]
2 players fold.
MP1 calls [575] [ all-in ] Uncalled bet (485) returned to Hero
Total folds this street: 2
Potsize: 2585
Turn:

K♦
Potsize: 2585
River:

J♦
Results:
MP1 shows a straight, Seven to Jack:
7♠ 6♥
Hero shows three of a kind, Nines:
9♣ 9♥
MP1 collected 2100 from pot



Yeah, pretty much life-tilting.:( I am just building a proper BR through SnGs and MTTs and then taking on cash. Weird session, instead of going to bed I play like 20 LOL N Gos, run horrible for the first ten then go nuts and make a profit somehow. Such is poker.
 
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Wow, if I thought my NSD line was bad last year then s/s'ing has put a whole new meaning on what a freefall NSD line looks like :(.
 
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About time I won a damn satellite! Now I can finally play 25NL again after using all my FPPs and winning this.

wee.jpg
 
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  • #568
Jesus Christ, I hate daylight savings. How the hell do I manage to wake up an hour earlier than usual? So I just lost 2 hours of sleep instead of one. FML.
 
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Anybody know why I cant view sessions tab and graphs under the tourney tab in HEM? Please help me I would like to get this up and running. It just says they are not currently available for tourneys
 
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Jurn8 said:
Anybody know why I cant view sessions tab and graphs under the tourney tab in HEM? Please help me I would like to get this up and running. It just says they are not currently available for tourneys

I believe they will be available in the next version.

Speaking of HEM, anyone else having import troubles on Stars today? Pretty sure there wasn't an update this morning, so I dunno wtf is going on. Also, it's only on 2 tables, so ?????.

Edit :Nvm, think I figured it out. Some guy named "/\ggressiV" was causing the problem. I guess HEM can't process names that have slashes in them.
 
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so you cant view tourneys in HEM?
 
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Jurn8 said:
so you cant view tourneys in HEM?

not at the moment, no

check out Tourney Manager, imo. Well worth the $10 or w/e if you wanna track your MTT's/SnG's
 
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i thought i heard HEM added tourney support in one of the latest updates? i don't know for sure cause i haven't updated it and the tourney thing really isn't of much consequence to me
 
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combuboom said:
i thought i heard HEM added tourney support in one of the latest updates? i don't know for sure cause i haven't updated it and the tourney thing really isn't of much consequence to me

There is some support. It doesnt track results or anything, just chips won/lost.
 
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dsvw56 said:
There is some support. It doesnt track results or anything, just chips won/lost.

Yeah, right now, it's of no real value. But I think they are working on it.
 
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