***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

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another -$1000 all in ev day, yay. Playing like shit, running like shit, internets all ****in buggy, I feel like killing a puppy and eating his heart tr;jdasf d;FAF;IOWJE
 
ChuckTs said:
another -$1000 all in ev day, yay. Playing like shit, running like shit, internets all ****in buggy, I feel like killing a puppy and eating his heart tr;jdasf d;FAF;IOWJE

Is anyone having a good month? ChuckTs just made me run for fear this weekend from the tables. Why the F are all of us running like this? Seeing this and what Belgo posted ... sheesh we should all run and cover from Murderous March.
 
crap, i think it's my fault for creating the thread 🙁
 
ChuckTs said:
another -$1000 all in ev day, yay. Playing like shit, running like shit, internets all ****in buggy, I feel like killing a puppy and eating his heart tr;jdasf d;FAF;IOWJE

Meh, was coming here to complain about how bad I run, but i'm only $250 below ev today so I guess i should not complain...

And then there are hands like this that makes me 😱. Obviously, if I'm called by Ace high, semi bluffing is bad here...

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP3: $46 (46 bb)
Hero (CO): $100 (100 bb)
BTN: $75.10 (75.1 bb)
SB: $100 (100 bb)
BB: $116.80 (116.8 bb)
UTG+1: $160.45 (160.5 bb)
MP1: $100 (100 bb)
MP2: $164.50 (164.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with T
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7
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4 folds, Hero raises to $3, BTN calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) 5
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2
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3
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(2 players)
Hero bets $5, BTN calls $5

Turn: ($17.50) J
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(2 players)
Hero bets $10.50, BTN raises to $21, Hero raises to $92 and is all-in, BTN calls $46.10 and is all-in

River: ($151.70) 6
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(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $151.70 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed T
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7
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(high card Jack) and lost (-$75.10 net)
BTN showed A
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Q
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(high card Ace) and won $148.70 ($73.60 net)
 
**** you combu!

****ing so many delays. Internet was out, now I get my connection fixed but my modem is dying, plus my router is a piece of shit...can't wait for the end of this life downswing.
 
icemonkey9 said:
Is anyone having a good month? ChuckTs just made me run for fear this weekend from the tables. Why the F are all of us running like this? Seeing this and what Belgo posted ... sheesh we should all run and cover from Murderous March.

I'm running good when I don't play sngs 🙂.
 
in the $30k iron man tourney, all-in on J87r w/ my AJ vs KJ, K magically spikes on turn jesus christ, gg
 
icemonkey9 said:
Is anyone having a good month? ChuckTs just made me run for fear this weekend from the tables. Why the F are all of us running like this? Seeing this and what Belgo posted ... sheesh we should all run and cover from Murderous March.

I am 😱 I've moved up a limit n everything 😀 I feel quite bad about me having such a good march when everybody else is running bad for sums of money i cant even comprehend losing atm kinda takes the shine off it for me. I hope everybody starts running good b/c then i can be a bit happier lol
 
combuboom said:
in the $30k iron man tourney, all-in on J87r w/ my AJ vs KJ, K magically spikes on turn jesus christ, gg

oops, forgot about it. well, still got about 1500 chips...

zach, are you playing or sitting out?
 
Brag: PC is fixed y'all (happy rain dance ensues)

I have done a lot on break though. Almost read the entire inside the poker mind book, watched 2 CC member videos I still had, watched and rewatched 4 DC videos I fortunately downloaded the day before the internet went.

Beat: internet still not working sigh

Variance: 3 of the 4 DC vids were of the home game series and only 1 was goldseraph playing 25NL 🙁
 
fwiw even aside from the fact i like 10 buyins down in terms of coolers that i am due to have in my favour to even them out, im having a good month.

8bb/100 not including my initial -6 buyin start when i couldnt remember how to play fr
 
OK then if you discount all the hands I lost that were not coolers where I forgot how to play for the duration of said hands then I am actually freakin' owning this level...
 
I have such a bad headache.

BEAT: Cant play tonight cus I feel too bad.
BEAT: Havent played in 3 days now 🙁
 
god this full ring hoopla is awfully easy, how can you guys struggle so much 🙂
 

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and that was all while playing on a table with potripper

Party Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP1: $5 (20 bb)
Hero (MP2): $35.90 (143.6 bb)
MP3: $27.75 (111 bb)
CO: $13.85 (55.4 bb)
BTN: $10.15 (40.6 bb)
SB: $4.50 (18 bb)
BB: $4.65 (18.6 bb)
UTG+1: $25 (100 bb)
UTG+2: $15.70 (62.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP2 with 9
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4
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UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to $1, 2 folds, MP3 calls $1, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 8
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8
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K
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(2 players)
UTG+2 folds

Results: $2.35 pot ($0.10 rake)
MP3 showed 8
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K
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(a full house, Eights full of Kings) and won $2.25 ($1.25 net)
 
ok then...


Button ($567.85)
SB ($106.75)
BB ($403.65)
UTG ($388.60)
MP ($111.35)
Hero (CO) ($226.55)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K
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, K
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1 fold, MP bets $20, Hero raises to $60, 3 folds, MP calls $40

Flop: ($123) A
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, 2
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, 5
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(2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $55, MP calls $51.35 (All-In)

Turn: ($225.70) K
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($225.70) 6
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $225.70 | Rake: $3

Results:
MP had 10
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, 3
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(high card, Ace).
Hero had K
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, K
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(three of a kind, Kings).
Outcome: Hero won $222.70

edit: you can't tell for sure because it doesn't show blinds but yeah it's 1/2 and he open-raised to $20 lol
 
Just keeps getting better 🙂

Absolute/UB Cereus No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (6 handed)

Button ($942.73)
SB ($214.75)
Hero (BB) ($283.25)
UTG ($226.32)
MP ($375)
CO ($146.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K
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, 2
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2 folds, CO calls $2, 1 fold, SB calls $1, Hero checks

Flop: ($6) J
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, 4
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, 3
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(3 players)
SB bets $5, Hero calls $5, CO raises to $10, SB raises to $40, Hero raises to $281.25 (All-In), CO calls $134.30 (All-In), 1 fold

Turn: ($334.60) J
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(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($334.60) K
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(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $334.60 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had K
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, 2
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(flush, King high).
CO had A
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, 5
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(one pair, Jacks).
Outcome: Hero won $331.60
 
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