Matt Berkey tweeted this hilariously cringey blog post

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Asian pro opens to $15 from MP. Folds to me on the BU with AdAh. I think about how I'm going to mix. 12.5% raise to $30. 16.8% raise to 45, 25.7% raise to $60, and 52.3% Call. I run an RNG generator in my head and decide on a Call.Best part by far.
 
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This part killed me:

"I try to think of a way to liven up the table. I see the Player across from me order a sandwich and I yell "LOOSEY GOOSEY. LOOSEY GOOSEY.". Everyone looks at me weird.

F***ng normies."
 
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"You have Jacks?" he continues. I make a mental note to protect my cards better because clearly this dickhead is peaking at my cards.
 
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I gave up reading it, it was too annoying haha.
 
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I don't know how I missed this, he included r/teenagers, r/incels and r/mgtows. Did I miss any? Wouldn't want to not include the best reddit has to offer. :p
 
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Made my day. :laugh:
 
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