*** Mo' Money May Chat Thread ***

[blankoblanco]

he's just some rich real estate guy who plays poker recreationally and sucks. he was on HSP once a few years ago

 

[Pokertron3000]

Flats been broken into and its a mess, got left a message clean your mess up nice, water everywhere. Not even angry just sad, I shut the door and came to my mothers and im gonna get everything shipped out and clean the place this week. Third time its happened not even gonna call police this time just hand keys back after cleaning and out.

Now Im off to tilt my roll away.

 

[eNTy]

the burglars left you a message to clean ur place ? :\

 

[Pokertron3000]

the burglars left you a message to clean ur place ? :\

Yep good huh?

 

[Pokertron3000]

Skelmersdale where I live has been voted in 50 worst places to live in the U.K. and it deserves it, its a shit hole and full of smack heads theives and asbos and I hate it here. Im off to Australia soon though for a few months hopefully.

 

[eNTy]

Yep good huh?

I think you got real live leveled

 

[Pokertron3000]

I think you got real live leveled

You did huh? listen man my flats been done over and the nice people who did it left me a nice message to clean it after all the damage they have done tbh I think I got off easy I ve read bout people crapping everywhere in this town and stuff anyway who cares, I wish I had a bottle, right here in my dirty face........

Sorry Enty misread you post and just in a bit of a mood mate, hope you understand.

 

[eNTy]

NP, was just having a laugh..

Have fun in Australia !

 

[kleitches]

he's just some rich real estate guy who plays poker recreationally and sucks. he was on HSP once a few years ago

Bob Safai is a poker god.

 

[Tygran]

It's just comical how often this kind of hand is happening...

both of them got up and left right after too which is the worst part.

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 PL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP1: $8.25 (16.5 bb)
MP2: $13.90 (27.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): $53.45 (106.9 bb)
CO: $40 (80 bb)
BTN: $105.40 (210.8 bb)
SB: $55.10 (110.2 bb)
BB: $65.60 (131.2 bb)
UTG+1: $80.35 (160.7 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with A:diamond: A:heart:
CO posts BB out of position, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, MP2 calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3.25, 4 folds, MP1 raises to $8.25 and is all-in, MP2 raises to $13.90 and is all-in, Hero calls $10.65

Flop: ($37.30) 3:spade: 2:club: 5:diamond: (3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($37.30) 6:diamond: (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($37.30) 6:heart: (3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:[spoil] $37.30 pot ($1.85 rake)
MP2 showed 4:diamond: 3:diamond: (a straight, Two to Six) and won $35.45 ($21.55 net)
Hero showed A:diamond: A:heart: (two pairs, Aces and Sixes) and lost (-$13.90 net)
MP1 mucked 2:diamond: 3:club: (two pairs, Sixes and Threes) and lost (-$8.25 net)
[/spoil]

 

[orangepeeleo]

Skelmersdale where I live has been voted in 50 worst places to live in the U.K. and it deserves it, its a shit hole and full of smack heads theives and asbos and I hate it here. Im off to Australia soon though for a few months hopefully.

I know the feeling, corby got voted 2nd worst place to live a few years back, it's picking itself up and the futures definetly bright but it's a uk wide problem imo too much scum with no respect for people, especially the little chav c**ts that give you shit when you won't buy them 2L of smartprice vodka, which actually i would love to do b/c it would increase the chance of them dying an early death, but sadly the police think otherwise.

Get yourself over to oz and forget about this shite hole of a country, when i leave the army the first thing i'm looking into is emigrating to canada i think, driving distance from the mountains so i can get away at the weekends, snowboarding in the winter and kayaking/hill walking in the summer, living the dream baby!

That sucks though, just pummel all your energy into bettering yourself and getting the hell out of there.

 

[WVHillbilly]

MP1: $8.25 (16.5 bb)
MP2: $13.90 (27.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): $53.45 (106.9 bb)

Your seat selection sucks imo.

 

[blankoblanco]

if he sat at that table with both of those players there and unknown, yeah, probably not great selection. however if he knew/quickly realized how bad they were after they sat, it makes sense

 

[eNTy]

There is light at the end of the tunnel !
Finally a session or 2 (thx Tygran :heart: ) that doesn't go completely and horribly wrong at every big hand.

Mad potterz :

Dealt to entYy [ 8c 5c ]
** Dealing down cards **
TRivale folds
SYSEKAS folds
takes_it_all folds
ImperioAlvi. folds
jontemyra123 folds
-4L1- folds
ouriceira calls [$0.50 USD]
Sini24 calls [$0.25 USD]
entYy checks
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8h, 5d, Td ]
Sini24 checks
entYy bets [$1.50 USD]
ouriceira calls [$1.50 USD]
Sini24 calls [$1.50 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4s ]
Sini24 checks
entYy bets [$6.00 USD]
ouriceira calls [$6.00 USD]
Sini24 folds
** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
entYy bets [$18.00 USD]
ouriceira calls [$16.40 USD]
entYy wins $1.60 USD
entYy shows [8c, 5c ]
ouriceira shows [Tc, Ks ]
entYy wins $48.30 USD from main pot

 

[Jagsti]

Skelmersdale where I live has been voted in 50 worst places to live in the U.K. and it deserves it, its a shit hole and full of smack heads theives and asbos and I hate it here. Im off to Australia soon though for a few months hopefully.

Sorry to hear that mate. I go to these jobs on a daily basis, and it's pretty horrible what these little pr**ks can do when they invade someone's privacy like that. I've even been to a job where the scumbag who broke into his ex-girlfirends house, killed her pet kitten by throwing it against the wall!

As for smack heads, asbos etc, our country is infested with them. No matter where you move to in this country then your going to come across some of these f'kin dead heads!

 

[Tygran]

if he sat at that table with both of those players there and unknown, yeah, probably not great selection. however if he knew/quickly realized how bad they were after they sat, it makes sense

Neither were that short when I sat down and it become very obvious they were terrible real quick.

One had like $35 and the other $50 when I sat down

 

[switch0723]

OMFG HOW MANY TIMES CAN I ISO 80/0 FISH WITH A,Q/A,Q when they have A,2-A,9 FOR THE FLOP TO BINK THEM 2 PAIR EVERY FKING TIME!!!!

sigh, ive lost like 500 100 bb pots from value betting those hands

 

[blankoblanco]

orlando magic please play a good game 1 fkn time

 

[Lemlywinks]

hopefully they will blanko... but they have just downright blown finishing games at times this series

 

[PokerVic]

Been pretty bummed about my play this weekend. Just coming up short and spinning my wheels. I'm not playing particularly well, either.

Decided to play some $1/$2 RAZZ for a change of pace, which is always a bad idea, but at least I'll grind some FPP. It's so hard to play RAZZ at PS as you're lucky if there's 2 full tables at a given limit.

 

[silverslugger33]

Royal Flush!

PokerStars Game #28318590047: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2009/05/17 20:34:37 ET
Table 'Echepolos IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: 6Tu4kA ($15.60 in chips)
Seat 2: nath0175 ($11.80 in chips)
Seat 3: theoret100 ($3.40 in chips)
Seat 4: orioles32 ($6.70 in chips)
Seat 5: mxwazz ($13.15 in chips)
Seat 6: Leoo08 ($15.25 in chips)
Leoo08: posts small blind $0.05
6Tu4kA: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to orioles32 [Ks Ts]
nath0175: folds
theoret100: raises $0.30 to $0.40
orioles32: calls $0.40
mxwazz: folds
Leoo08: folds
6Tu4kA: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs As Qd]
theoret100: bets $0.30
orioles32: calls $0.30
*** TURN *** [Qs As Qd] [6c]
theoret100: bets $0.60
orioles32: calls $0.60
*** RIVER *** [Qs As Qd 6c] [Js]
theoret100: bets $2.10 and is all-in
orioles32: calls $2.10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
theoret100: shows [Ad 9h] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
orioles32: shows [Ks Ts] (a Royal Flush)
orioles32 collected $6.65 from pot

 

[PokerVic]

How did u achieve .3% of ur poker goals today ?
I want to see them ..

Here ya go:
https://www.cardschat.com/forum/cash-games-11/750th-post-my-poker-goals-152077/

 

[NineLions]

haha, hollywood dave is the one dating tiffany michelle, right?

What? Last time I was on twitter a month ago, she and Maria Ho were both talking about getting ready for their date together.

 

[dsvw56]

Villain is 70/60 with 0% fold to 3-bet.

Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $6 (60 bb)
BTN: $14.90 (149 bb)
SB: $10 (100 bb)
Hero (BB): $10 (100 bb)
UTG: $11.85 (118.5 bb)
MP: $17.75 (177.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with K

K

CO posts BB out of position, 2 folds, CO checks, BTN raises to $0.30, SB folds, Hero raises to $1.50, CO folds, BTN calls $1.20

Flop: ($3.15) 8

2

Q

(2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN raises to $9.80, Hero calls $5.50 and is all-in

Turn: ($20.15) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($20.15) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $20.15 pot ($1 rake)
Hero showed K

K

(a pair of Kings) and lost (-$10 net)
BTN showed A

A

(a pair of Aces) and won $19.15 ($9.15 net)

 

[WVHillbilly]

70/60's get Aces?!?!?!?!!

I'll alert the media.