Nicknames of Starting Hands

Below are lists of starting hands for Texas Hold'em. I can't take credit for all of them, I'm just the one that combined all of the various contributions into one big list.

Please continue to add any common (or less common) names that may have been missed (including your own home game names) and I'll update the master list from time to time.

Pairs:
A A - American Airlines, Rockets, Bullets, Christmas Trees, pocket rockets
K K - Cowboys, Ace Magnets, King Kong, Brokeback Mountain, Elvis Presley
Q Q - Four Tits, Hilton Sisters, Siegfried and Roy, Mop Squeezers, Cowgirls, Ladies, The Whores
J J - Fishhooks, Hooks, Candy CanesA K - Big Slick, Anna Kournikova (Looks good, doesn't win a lot),
10 10 - Twenty Miles, Boxcars, Dimes, Binary, Base 2.
9 9 - Gretsky, Hellmuth, German Virgin
8 8 - Dog Balls, Fat Ladies, Double infinity, Snowmen, Race Track
7 7 - Hockey Sticks, Sticks, Walking Sticks
6 6 - Route 66, Kicks
5 5 - Short Stop
4 4 - Sailboats, Luke Skywalker (red suit, the force), Darth Vader (dark suit), Midlife Crisis
3 3 - Crabs, Boobs, Buttcheeks
2 2 - Ducks, Crap, Swans

Non-Pairs:
A K - Big Slick
A Q - Big Chick
A J - Jackass, Ajax, Blackjack
A 10 - Johnny Moss, Bookends,
A 9 - Rounders Hand, Chris Ferguson, Jesus, Assinine
A 8 - Dead Man's Hand, Barely Legal
A 7 - Red Baron
A 6 - Mile High Club, Sweet Sixteen
A 5 - High Five
A 4 - Transvestite
A 3 - Baskin Robbins
A 2 - Hunting Season, The Kiddie hand

K Q - Marriage, Elvis & Priscilla
K J - Kojak
K 10 - Katie
K 9 - Canine, The Dog Hand
K 8 - Monica Lewinsky, Kate
K 7 - King Salmon
K 6 - The Concubine
K 5 - Rotten King
K 4 - F*cking The Queen
K 3 - King Crab
K 2 - Donald Duck

Q J - Oedipus, Maverick, Pinochle
Q 10 - Q-Tip, Varkonyi, Quint
Q 9 - Quinine
Q 8 - Face Sitter
Q 7 - Computer Hand
Q 6 - Lancelot
Q 5 - Overtime, Granny Mae
Q 4 - F*cking The King
Q 3 - The gay waiter (Queen with a tray)
Q 2 - Daisy Duck


J 10 - Cloutier
J 9 - Virgin Princss, German Virgin, Braggars
J 8 - Jeffrey Dahmer
J 7 - Jack Daniels
J 6 - Railroad Hand
J 5 - Motown, Jackson Five
J 4 - Flat Tire (What is a jack for?)
J 3 - San Francisco Waitress
J 2 - Jennifer Lopez, J-Lo, Jew

10 A - Tennis
10 9 - Countdown
10 8 - Tenacious
10 7 - Bowling Hand, Split
10 6 - Drivers License, Sweet Sixteen
10 5 - Woolworths, Five and Dime
10 4 - Broderick Crawford, Over and Out, Truck Driver, Good Buddy
10 3 - Terminator 3
10 2 - Doyle Brunson

9 8 - Oldsmobile
9 7 - Old Man, Grapefruit
9 6 - Big Lick, Happy Meal
9 5 - Dolly Parton, Working Man, Office Job
9 4 - San Francisco (49er)
9 3 - Jack Benny (39)
9 2 - Montana Banana, Twiggy (29)

8 7 - RPM (78 )
8 6 - Maxwell Smart, Pacheco Nuts, Springfield Aces
8 5 - California County (85)
8 4 - Big Brother, George Orwell
8 3 - Rachel Welch (38 )
8 2 - Dog Balls on a Duck, Sixty-nine

7 6 - Union Oil
7 5 - Heinz (57)
7 4 - Double Down
7 3 - Dutch Waiter
7 2 - Beer Hand (u can get a beer instead of playing the hand)

6 9 - Big Lick
6 5 - Retirement
6 4 - LBJ, The Question, Nintendo
6 3 - Blocky, Sick Crab
6 2 - Ainsworth, Bird Flu

5 10 - Five and Dime, dime store, Woolworth's5 5 - Presto, Speed Limit, Nickels
5 4 - Jesse James (45)
5 3 - The Love Bug, Herbie
5 2 - Bomber, Two Bits (25)

4 5 - Jesse James
4 3 - Waltz Time (3/4)
4 2 - Lumberjack Hand (2x4), The Miracle

3 8 - Raquel Welch, 3rd Base
3 2 - Big Gulp, Jordan

2 8 - 2nd Base
2 3 - jordans