*****October-fest Poker Chat Thread!******

[zachvac]

Holy shit this is awesome, finally

 

[ChuckTs]

how do i make this pic bigger?

Post jpeg, not png. CC automatically resizes png because they're generally bigger file sizes.

Holy shit this is awesome, finally

yayyyyyyyy

 

[eNTy]

how do i make this pic bigger?

Depends.

If it's still on your pc and it is in a bigger format than the posted above you just make a post,
go to 'manage attachments' and upload it from your desktop or where ever.

If the above pic is the same size on your pc you can open it in paint and then go to image>stretch/skew or press ctrl+w
and just put in 200% under vertical and horizontal under the stretch boxes.

Or you could just go to your Poker Tracker graph, click export and it saves it on your desktop in a much bigger format than that.


Edit: yea what chuck said

 

[eNTy]

Holy shit this is awesome, finally

naaaaaais.

 

[Chris_TC]

Hero (SB): $97.35 (194.7 bb)
BB: $38.10 (76.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with T

T

Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4, Hero raises to $12.50, BB calls $8.50

Flop: ($25) 6

K

3

(2 players)
BB bets $25.60 and is all-in, Hero calls

Turn: ($76.20) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($76.20) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $76.20 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed K

6

(two pairs, Kings and Sixes) and won $75.70 ($37.60 net)
Hero mucked T

T

(two pairs, Tens and Threes) and lost (-$38.10 net)

SeventhShade said, "thank you, fish"
SeventhShade is sitting out

 

[Inscore77]

Post jpeg, not png. CC automatically resizes png because they're generally bigger file sizes.

Such a newb at this stuff, how do I do that lol

 

[feitr]

you just right click on the picture, click "save as" then on the bottom where it says "file type" you change it to jpeg and then save.

 

[Inscore77]

you just right click on the picture, click "save as" then on the bottom where it says "file type" you change it to jpeg and then save.

K, thanks

 

[Inscore77]

My first 3k hands, I feel like I should be winning more

 

[Monoxide]

FAKKKK

Mistake, after mistake, after mistake.... jesus christ. Not even running bad really just ****ing up hardcore.

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

SeventhShade said, "thank you, fish"
SeventhShade is sitting out

Haha, this made me laugh

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Post jpeg, not png. CC automatically resizes png because they're generally bigger file sizes.

Actually, when posting Poker Tracker graphs and stuff like that, png would be smaller than jpg unless you really degrade the image quality in jpg. Compression algorithms of png are much better suited to that kind of images. jpg should only be used for photos, never for graphs. But of course that's not an option unless the settings of uploading image to the CC forums are changed.

 

[zachvac]

heh session 1 this morning.

 

[ChuckTs]

I thought that was done automatically and that's why jpg's were smaller?

 

[ChuckTs]

FAKKKK

Mistake, after mistake, after mistake.... jesus christ. Not even running bad really just ****ing up hardcore.

lol, welcome to my world.

...except I'm running bad on top of it all

 

[feitr]

Auto-reload makes poker 10000000 times easier.

Back to playing HU. Up $400 in 900 hands. My HU experience has resulted in probably the most ridiculous graph ever produced. My NSD and SD winnings look like a double helix of DNA that is replicating lol.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

I thought that was done automatically and that's why jpg's were smaller?

The reason jpg are usually smaller is that it uses lossy compression instead of lossless for png. But for PT graphs, the image model used by png is so much better than the model used by jpg, that you need to make jpg extremely lossy to reach the same compression ratio.

Here's an example on my daily graph compressed with jpg with the quality settings that make it the same file size as the equivalent png image. It's ugly

 

[Monoxide]

Hmmmm lol I just ttried to transfer money from Tilt to Stars and I got scammed for $200.... the guy had over 1200 posts and seemed to be legit, had 2 other successful trades that I saw in his old threads as he was from early 2007. In the high stakes trading thread on 2+2 no less.

First time for everything I guess!

Thats pretty awesome, now im down over $800 in the past 2 days.

FFFFUUCCKKKKKKK my life so hard.

 

[eNTy]

FAKKKK

Mistake, after mistake, after mistake.... jesus christ. Not even running bad really just ****ing up hardcore.

I am doing the exact same thing. I am playing the worst I ever played today.
And I get some beats chucked in there just for kicks too.

I hate poker, the universe and everything.

 

[c9h13no3]

New solution: don't play Hold'em. I'm up 400$ playing 1/2 stud

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

New solution: don't play Hold'em. I'm up 400$ playing 1/2 stud

I think you're onto something here.

 

[Debi]

New solution: don't play Hold'em. I'm up 400$ playing 1/2 stud

Uh-oh - are you in the CC stud game tonight?

 

[Monoxide]

ROFL im so ****ing tilted off my ass today, tilted out of my ****ing mind.

Good thing this happened, and I won, or I would have lost it.

Im quitting now no worries, I quit right after I won this hand, no more poker today.

Full Tilt poker game #8536335577: Table Sandra (deep) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:09:57 ET - 2008/10/17
Seat 1: drewsboy ($370.65)
Seat 2: ropa088 ($308.70), is sitting out
Seat 3: IveArrived ($402)
Seat 4: aslobo ($404)
Seat 5: ogblaze ($796)
Seat 6: LegacyRik ($776)
Seat 7: mr_T_T2 ($559.65)
Seat 8: Bling1528 ($546.40)
Seat 9: Benzero ($256)
IveArrived posts the small blind of $2
aslobo posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IveArrived [7s 5s]
ogblaze calls $4
LegacyRik folds
mr_T_T2 folds
Bling1528 calls $4
Benzero folds
drewsboy calls $4
IveArrived calls $2
aslobo checks
*** FLOP *** [9h 7h 5d]
IveArrived checks
aslobo checks
ogblaze bets $18
Bling1528 calls $18
drewsboy folds
IveArrived has 15 seconds left to act
IveArrived raises to $56
aslobo folds
ogblaze has 15 seconds left to act
ogblaze calls $38
Bling1528 folds
*** TURN *** [9h 7h 5d] [Ks]
IveArrived has 15 seconds left to act
IveArrived bets $110
ogblaze has 15 seconds left to act
ogblaze calls $110
*** RIVER *** [9h 7h 5d Ks] [4h]
IveArrived bets $232, and is all in
ogblaze has 15 seconds left to act
ogblaze has requested TIME
ogblaze calls $232
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IveArrived shows [7s 5s] two pair, Sevens and Fives
ogblaze mucks
IveArrived wins the pot ($831) with two pair, Sevens and Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $834 | Rake $3
Board: [9h 7h 5d Ks 4h]
Seat 1: drewsboy (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: ropa088 is sitting out
Seat 3: IveArrived (small blind) showed [7s 5s] and won ($831) with two pair, Sevens and Fives
Seat 4: aslobo (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: ogblaze mucked [Ad As] - a pair of Aces
Seat 6: LegacyRik didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: mr_T_T2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Bling1528 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Benzero didn't bet (folded)

 

[ChuckTs]

good day, all HU.

Last guy was solid lag, but spewed a little and was obviously tilting as I picked up like a million hands vs his second best hands/bluffs.

PokerStars Game #21279720986: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/10/17 20:20:37 ET
Table 'Cydonia' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ChuckTs ($310.45 in chips)
Seat 2: num1kill ($100.50 in chips)
num1kill: posts small blind $0.50
ChuckTs: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChuckTs [7s Ts]
num1kill: raises $2 to $3
ChuckTs: raises $8 to $11
num1kill: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [7h 4s 2c]
ChuckTs: bets $15
num1kill: calls $15
*** TURN *** [7h 4s 2c] Q♦
ChuckTs: checks
num1kill: bets $20
ChuckTs: calls $20
*** RIVER *** [7h 4s 2c Qd] 8♣
ChuckTs: checks
num1kill: bets $40
ChuckTs: calls $40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
num1kill: shows [6c Ac] (high card Ace)
ChuckTs: shows [7s Ts] (a pair of Sevens)
ChuckTs collected $171.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $172 | Rake $0.50
Board [7h 4s 2c Qd 8c]
Seat 1: ChuckTs (big blind) showed [7s Ts] and won ($171.50) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: num1kill (button) (small blind) showed [6c Ac] and lost with high card Ace

num1kill said, "jesus"
...
ChuckTs said, "i'm out soon"
num1kill said, "of course"
num1kill said, "no owrries tho, i'd rather cut my losses anyways, there's easier fish out there"
num1kill said, "and i dont think i've hit a pair on the flop this entire time"
num1kill said, "so of course i bluff and u call lol"
ChuckTs said, ""
ChuckTs said, "well if it makes you feel any better what i won off you is a fraction of what i've lost this month"
num1kill said, "i believe ya, hu cash is sick"
ChuckTs said, "run bad, tilt, spew, rinse, lather, repeat"
num1kill said, "yea, i've only tilted about 200$ to u"
num1kill said, "and made a cardinal sin of mine, answered the phone"
num1kill said, "cost me 250$ that phone call did"
ChuckTs said, "heh"
ChuckTs said, "thats the killer"
ChuckTs said, "aright gg"
ChuckTs said, "g sport. respect"
num1kill said, "yeah respect, I'll be avoiding you"
ChuckTs said, "likewise "

Always respect when people are good sports. Shout out to this guy; I'd be much more pissed off. Only half-serious about avoiding him as he tilts pretty bad, but I was going to leave prior to one of his plays that let me know there was an edge.

HU is getting good though, I may start two tabling seriously or move up to 200nl one tabling. Helps exercise tilt control and hand reading and all that good stuff tremendously.

Still not even on the month, but I feel a little better. We'll see how long this lasts.

Time to go get drunk!

 

[Monoxide]

/me wants to go get drunk with someone