Poker hand nickname quiz

N.D. · Dec 25, 2007

Oil = A/K? Like as in Big Slick?

CAPT. ZIGZAG · Dec 25, 2007

Added a few more..........

Motown = J-5 also known as Jackson 5

Dinner for two = 9-6

Marriage = K-Q any suit.

Doyle Brunson = 10-2

Gay Waiter = Q-3

Fido = K-9 Also know as Canine

Flat tyres = J-4 as in "What's a jack for?"

Siegfried & Roy = Q-Q. Also known as Ladies and Hookers

Dolly Parton = 9-5 as in "Nine to Five"

Good Buddy = 10-4 Also known as Broderick Crawford as well as Convoy

Baskin-Robbins = A-3 as in 31 flavors

Hunting Season = A-2 Duh

Woolworth's = 10-5 Also known as nickel and dime.

RPM = 8-7

Big Brother = 8-4

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Boltneck · Dec 26, 2007

N.D. said:
Oil = A/K? Like as in Big Slick?

On the right lines, but it's actually Q8 (Kuwait)! i did say it was rather obtuse!

Cheezymadman · Dec 26, 2007

why is 8-7 RPM?

Biffle16 · Dec 26, 2007

KQ = Hawaii. Looks good, but you sure can lose alot of money.

Boltneck · Dec 26, 2007

Cheezymadman said:
why is 8-7 RPM?

You would need to be quite old to know that! More correctly, I'd guess the hand would be 78 not 87. The difference being that 78 (RPM) is the speed in Revolutions Per Minute that records used to spin at way back in the dark ages long before CD's were ever thought of - let alone any more modern gismos!!!!!!!!!!!!

gnk2727 · Dec 26, 2007

I used to have a huge list of these. Let me go look for it...

ph_il · Dec 26, 2007

Since no one has done it yet

BOT

oh and 55 is pocket turkies.

N.D. · Dec 26, 2007

For some reason I think 7/2 should be called a lame duck. Not really a question, just makes sense. Duck with a walking stick right?

aliengenius · Dec 26, 2007

77: mullets

ph_il · Dec 26, 2007

N.D. said:
For some reason I think 7/2 should be called a lame duck. Not really a question, just makes sense. Duck with a walking stick right?

6/2 is 'Bird Flu' - sick(six) duck

N.D. · Dec 26, 2007

Haha good one. I can't remember if it's in Danish or Dutch but in at least one language the number 6 is pronounced "Sex", ovf course in German that's pronounced "Zex".

At any rate, that should help some with any hands including the # 6. If any hands at all are nameless.

allndave · Dec 26, 2007

snowmen =88 do you know what the hunters hand is? A2 duck and a bullit

OzExorcist · Dec 26, 2007

N.D. said:
Haha good one. I can't remember if it's in Danish or Dutch but in at least one language the number 6 is pronounced "Sex"

"Six" sounds like "sex" with a New Zealand accent too

Anyone know what the small Irish forest hand is?

KingNothing4 · Dec 26, 2007

i call AA "the alcoholic"

KingNothing4 · Dec 26, 2007

could J2 possibly be jail bird?

Cheezymadman · Dec 26, 2007

how did the duece get the nickname duck?

jaymfc · Dec 26, 2007

philthy said:
Since no one has done it yet

BOT

oh and 55 is pocket turkies.

props for the bot , first botter used his first post to answer a question already answered , lol . I guess a few enjoyed it so it's all good.

4,9 is san fransisco I think , something like that anyway , lol , I saw it on poker after dark.

reglardave · Dec 26, 2007

Wilzu40 said:
9,9 a german virgin comes from "nein, nein" (no, no), as far as I know

Red nines are the Gretsky; a pair of black nines is the Phil Helmuth.

AQ is known as a Mike Tyson- looks tuff but gets beat up a lot.

KingNothing4 · Dec 26, 2007

i think the 2 is a duck or swan because it kinda looks like a swan on the water with like the majority of the body under water, and looks like the back and curvy neck sticking above the water......?

reglardave · Dec 26, 2007

jaymfc said:
props for the bot , first botter used his first post to answer a question already answered , lol . I guess a few enjoyed it so it's all good.

4,9 is san fransisco I think , something like that anyway , lol , I saw it on poker after dark.

49 is the gold rush, aka San Francisco, football team by that name.

"Mullets" aka hockey sticks.
44- sailboats

Inscore77 · Dec 26, 2007

A little on the dirty side, but most of us are adults, does anybody know the big lick?

56170 · Jan 2, 2008

A A - American Airlines, Rockets, Bullets
A K - Big Slick, Anna Kournikova
A Q - Big Chick, Ice Cream, Anna Kournikova
A J - Jackass, Ajax, Blackjack
A 10 - Bookends, Johnny Moss
A 9 - Rounders Hand, Chris Ferguson, Jesus
A 8 - Dead Man's Hand, Barely Legal
A 7 - Red Baron
A 6 - Mile High Club, Sweet Sixteen
A 5 - High Five
A 4 - Transvestite
A 3 - Baskin Robbins
A 2 - Hunting Season

K K - Cowboys, Ace Magnets, King Kong, Brokeback Mountain, Elvis Presley
K Q - Marriage
K J - Kojak, Jacking Off (if off suit)
K 10 - Katie
K 9 - Canine, The Dog Hand
K 8 - Monica Lewinsky, Kate
K 7 - King Salmon
K 6 - The Concubine
K 5 - Rotten King
K 4 - F*cking The Queen
K 3 - King Crab
K 2 - Donald Duck

Q Q - Four Tits, Hilton Sisters, Siegfried and Roy, Mop Squeezers
Q J - Oedipus, Maverick, Pinochle
Q 10 - Q-Tip, Varkonyi, Quint
Q 9 - Quinine
Q 8 - Face Sitter
Q 7 - Computer Hand
Q 6 - Lancelot
Q 5 - Overtime, Granny Mae
Q 4 - F*cking The King
Q 3 - Gay Waiter
Q 2 - Daisy Duck

J J - Fishhooks, Hooks
J 10 - Cloutier
J 9 - Virgin Princss, German Virgin, Braggars
J 8 - Jeffrey Dahmer
J 7 - Jack Daniels
J 6 - Railroad Hand
J 5 - Motown, Jackson Five
J 4 - Flat Tire
J 3 - San Francisco Waitress
J 2 - Jennifer Lopez, J-Lo, Jew

10 10 - Twenty Miles, Boxcars, Dimes
10 9 - Countdown
10 8 - Tenacious
10 7 - Bowling Hand, Split
10 6 - Drivers License, Sweet Sixteen
10 5 - Woolworths, Five and Dime
10 4 - Broderick Crawford, Over and Out
10 3 - Terminator 3
10 2 - Doyle Brunson

9 9 - Gretsky, Hellmuth, German Virgin
9 8 - Oldsmobile
9 7 - Old Man, Grapefruit
9 6 - Big Lick, Happy Meal
9 5 - Dolly Parton, Working Man
9 4 - San Francisco (49er)
9 3 - Jack Benny (39)
9 2 - Montana Banana, Twiggy (29)

8 8 - Dog Balls, Snowman, Fat Ladies
8 7 - RPM (78 )
8 6 - Maxwell Smart, Pacheco Nuts, Springfield Aces
8 5 - California County (85)
8 4 - Big Brother, George Orwell
8 3 - Rachel Welch (38 )
8 2 - Dog Balls on a Duck, Sixty-nine

7 7 - Hockey Sticks, Sticks, Walking Sticks
7 6 - Union Oil
7 5 - Heinz (57)
7 4 - Double Down
7 3 - Dutch Waiter
7 2 - Beer Hand (u can get a beer instead of playing the hand)

6 6 - Route 66, Kicks
6 5 - Retirement
6 4 - LBJ, The Question
6 3 - Blocky, Sick Crab
6 2 - Ainsworth, Bird Flu

5 5 - Presto, Speed Limit, Nickels
5 4 - Jesse James (45)
5 3 - The Love Bug, Herbie
5 2 - Bomber, Two Bits (25)

4 4 - Sailboats, Luke Skywalker (red suit, the force), Darth Vader (dark suit), Midlife Crisis
4 3 - Waltz Time (3/4)
4 2 - Lumberjack Hand (2x4), The Miracle

3 3 - Crabs
3 2 - Big Gulp, Jordan

2 2 - The Ducks

N.D. · Jan 2, 2008

Small Irish forest = 2/3 clubs? Or any small clubs?

PokerPete · Jan 2, 2008

Boltneck said:
...78 not 87. The difference being that 78 (RPM) is the speed in Revolutions Per Minute that records used to spin at way back in the dark ages long before CD's were ever thought of - let alone any more modern gismos!!!!!!!!!!!!

gulp!.... 78's were the big band era records (Benny Goodman and such) then the 45's (usually a "hit" on the A side and a "B side" song)....by the time I started buying albums they 33 1/3....and songs from the second side, middle or beyond were known as "deep cuts"

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