Poker Movie Quotes Mash-Up: Let's play a game!

xOneCoolHandx · May 3, 2024

Easy ones:

Momma always said the flop was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

May the flop be with you.

You musta learn balancing your range Danielson.

Harder:

I pity the fool who tries to bluff into a rock.

You either get busy bluffing or you get busy folding.

Ones that already reference poker:

Maybe poker just isn't your game Ike, I know, let's have a spelling contest.

Sometimes nuttin can be a real cool hand (obviously top choice in my book).

RhinoRyan89 · May 3, 2024

Quote from a more recent film

"I am Inevitable" "And i am Phil Helmuth"

RhinoRyan89 · May 3, 2024

,Quote from one of my Favorite films

Break the Dam! Release the River Card

Goggelheimer · May 3, 2024

Player with 2 BB says: “I'll be back.”
Bullie Chipleader says: “Resistance is futile.”
Another not so nice one: BB with AA to the UTG player: “Go ahead, make my day”

I hope I got the idea of this contest from @Tammy.

Not so easy for non native english speakers.

pentazepam · May 3, 2024

Goggelheimer said:
Player with 2 BB says: “I'll be back.”
Bullie Chipleader says: “Resistance is futile.”
Another not so nice one: BB with AA to the UTG player: “Go ahead, make my day”

I hope I got the idea of this contest from @Tammy.

Not so easy for non native english speakers.

1. Terminator movies ( The Terminator)

2. Star Trek: First Contact (and some others too)

3. Dirty Harry (Sudden Impact).

Here is my own:

1. You had me at 'all in'

2. I feel the need... the need for chips.

pentazepam · May 3, 2024

I make an extra post with my own mash-up quotes in addition to my reply above if it is easier to find.

A. You had me at 'all in'

B. I feel the need... the need for chips.

seiya1989 · May 3, 2024

I don't know who you are but I'll look at you, I'll pay you and I'll win.

john_entony · May 3, 2024

"As it turns out, this chatty, tattooed gypsy is a gypsy poker champion. Which means he's harder than a coffin nail. But that's not what Tommy's thinking about right now. Tommy knows that if Luxury George doesn't find the money for another rebuy in a few minutes, he, Tommy, will be buried with him."

Tammy · May 3, 2024

Goggelheimer said:
Player with 2 BB says: “I'll be back.”
Bullie Chipleader says: “Resistance is futile.”
Another not so nice one: BB with AA to the UTG player: “Go ahead, make my day”

I hope I got the idea of this contest from @Tammy.

Not so easy for non native english speakers.

You didn't change the quotes, but that's ok, because you gave a poker scenario with them!

We aren't being sticklers for "rules" so much as we want you to have fun with it and put your thinking caps on. So far, I am loving what everyone is coming up with! 😄

bablovod · May 3, 2024

Sebbour said:
A: Whose money is this?
B: Those are chips, baby.
A: Whose chips are these?
B: It's Negreanu's.
A: Who's Negreanu?
B: Negreanu's busted, baby. Negreanu's busted.

I think it's pulp fiction.

Tammy · May 3, 2024

bablovod said:
I think it's pulp fiction.

Ohh! Good guess! I almost figured it out, but couldn't quite place it.

Sebbour · May 3, 2024

bablovod said:
I think it's pulp fiction.

yes

Luvepoker · May 3, 2024

Movie 1

geez dad you must have played fifty flops.
That's nothing to be proud of rusty,
50 flops. Hmm

movie 2

Welcome everybody I am your damn dealer.
Now I'm about the deal for you a fully functioning poker game.
So please nobody steal from the dam blinds and please play all the damn flops you want.
Now are there any damn questions.
Yeah where do I get the damn cards.

Reload · May 3, 2024

David...if you call him, he will win...

hobojim1247 · May 3, 2024

Is that a gun in your pocket , or aces in the hole?

x patrice x · May 3, 2024

I'm "in"... - ..."all-in"!

ebazynski · May 3, 2024

OK, these aren't too good, but here goes:

"Aces, we don't need no stinkin Aces!"
"I love the smell of fish in the morning."
"I'm a lean, mean, bluffing machine."

SpanRmonka · May 3, 2024

It's just a flush wound.

Bring out yer Card Dead

belizebum · May 3, 2024

'If I only had a hand"
"Replay, we have a problem"
"There's no crying in poker"
"If you have it, he will fold"
"Dead, Card Dead"
"That'll do (insert your league nemesis here), that'll do.
"You had me at Shuffle up and Deal"

CRStals · May 3, 2024

We Find It's Always Better To Fire Poker Tournaments On A Friday

ScooperNova · May 3, 2024

You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people my friend. Those with full houses, and those who rebuy. You rebuy.

Dejange · May 4, 2024

Bond, Pot Bond

belladonna05 · May 4, 2024

There's no crying in poker!
Oops edit as I was posting from the first page. League of their own.

You shall not river me!

belladonna05 · May 4, 2024

pentazepam said:
I make an extra post with my own mash-up quotes in addition to my reply above if it is easier to find.

A. You had me at 'all in'

B. I feel the need... the need for chips.

Jerry Maguire
Top Gun

ADRI7HO · May 4, 2024

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"All-in !!!! "

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Poker Movie Quotes Mash-Up: Let's play a game!

xOneCoolHandx

Legend

RhinoRyan89

Legend

RhinoRyan89

Legend

Goggelheimer

Legend

pentazepam

Legend

pentazepam

Legend

seiya1989

Legend

john_entony

feed the Fox

Tammy

I'm Here to Help

bablovod

stupid parody of the game

Tammy

I'm Here to Help

Sebbour

Legend

Luvepoker

Lost in the twilight zone

Reload

Legend

hobojim1247

Legend

x patrice x

Legend

ebazynski

Legend

SpanRmonka

Legend

belizebum

Legend

CRStals

Moderator

ScooperNova

Hair in a Biscuit

Dejange

CC Delija

belladonna05

School of nightshade

belladonna05

School of nightshade

ADRI7HO

On the road...

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