Possibly the Most Annoying Poker Video...Ever

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God I could punch her in the face!
 
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how does phil laak tolerate that woman
 
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  • #4
pantin007 said:
how does phil laak tolerate that woman

Better than rooming with Antonio the Magician.
 
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pantin007 said:
how does phil laak tolerate that woman

I would gladly tolerate that woman 24/7 :D
 
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^^^^^^Well at least for a weekend.:D

For some reason I think of golf balls and garden hoses whenever I see/hear her.
 
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Phil and Jennifer were made for each other. She's annoying while he's obnoxious. They're a dream couple made in heaven, or a nightmare couple made in hell, depending on your perspective.

BTW Jennifer Tilly reminds me of my mom's teacup poodle. I don't mean she looks like a dog or she's a bitch(actually she seems sweet and she's pretty). I just mean my mom's dog is also tiny but fluffy with a high pitched voice and he also begs for what he smells. She's just like my mom's little yapper dog.
 
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Nothing wrong with what i saw ;)

Phil Laak on the other hand - why, why, why does he constantly talk utter rubbish that no one is even slightly interested in.

Just calm it down fella :)
 
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Makwa said:
Better than rooming with Antonio the Magician.
No homo, but I'd rather be roommates with Antonio and his chip-tricks rather than live with Jennifer Tilly and have to listen to her annoying voice.
 
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Can you imagine being Phil Laak's roommate ... he comes home with Jennifer Tilly and you're like "dang sweet" cause there's nothing wrong with eye candy. Then she never leaves. And next thing you know she's screaming in that voice, there are fights ... and you're thinking GOD when do I graduate and get the hell out of here ...

oh wait that was my sophomore year ... sorry.
 
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if you think her voice is annoying now just imagine how much worse it would be in the sack.
 
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I think she is awesome,my dream babe,she looks hot and wouldn't mind you playing poker for hours at a time.(unlike plenty other women)

When she sees the light and dumps phil,I am moving in on her :D
 
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Phil Laak on the other hand - why, why, why does he constantly talk utter rubbish that no one is even slightly interested in.

Agreed. There could be a whole new thread on Phil. I used to think he was great, but the more I watch, the more his BS at the table is just flat out annoying. Sometimes it's entertaining, but the majority of it doesn't even make sense.
 
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She was saying the Four of hARTS so fast, and then followed up by saying that she "smelled it and felt it coming".

:eek:
 
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Tried to get fancy with the video link and wrap media tags around it...:p Didn't work, so it looks funny now, but still works.

Yeah, they're both annoying, imo. STFU anyone? :p
 
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wayschaff said:
if you think her voice is annoying now just imagine how much worse it would be in the sack.

I am, I am :D
 
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She gives women poker players a bad name, and is a good example of being seen and not heard!!
 
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wayschaff said:
if you think her voice is annoying now just imagine how much worse it would be in the sack.
Not saying the sex would suck, but it'd just be super annoying.

Jennifer::nasally voice: "Ooh, yeah. Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeaaah!" Jennifer rolls off and goes to the computer.
Phil: "What the hell? What are you doing?"
Jennifer: "Hyeh, Hyeh! I thought you came!"

It just doesn't seem like it would be sexy. Especially if she tried to talk dirty in bed or tried to seduce me by talking dirty...I might say, 'Sure, lets go do it.' But we'd have to stop at the store for some condoms and some vicks to clear that airway. Either that or its face-in-the-pillow all night...
 
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Can you believe she's 50 !!???!!!
 
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But we'd have to stop at the store for some condoms and some vicks to clear that airway. Either that or its face-in-the-pillow all night...

Can you imagine what Phil Laak is like shopping - kid in a candy store comes to mind.

Ohh look what they've got.....wow...look whats over there....omg, they have these in already....hang on ive just seen whats over there......etc :D
 
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The only way that these two would lose the title of the most annoying couple in the world of poker, would be if Phil dumped her and shacked up with Tony G.
 
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The only way that these two would lose the title of the most annoying couple in the world of poker, would be if Phil dumped her and shacked up with Tony G.
Nah, because from what I hear, Tony G is a pretty laid back and cool guy outside the table. He is just an arse on the felt to other players because thats his image. Phil acts like an idiot both on and off the tables, but I have to admit I am jealous of is computer like brain.
 
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MrSticker said:
Can you believe she's 50 !!???!!!
No really! Can you believe SHE IS 50 ??!!?? Amazing!
 
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MrSticker, have you seen her eyebrows move once? I can't remember seeing her eyebrows move, ever. Maybe, and this is just speculative, she's not afraid of a little visit to the doctor's office for rejuvenation?
 
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MrSticker said:
Can you believe she's 50 !!???!!!

thought you were pulling our legs but i looked it up on imdb and low and behold she is 50. born september 16th 1958. she doesnt act a day over 16 though.
 
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