Sex and Poker

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david1bear said:
The only way I think they would ever relate is if I won a lot of cash and the poker cards and the cash were on the table and I put my lady on them and mashed them togather:0) giggidy giggidy :0)
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I don't think that's how sex works.
 
ohshootmybad said:
I don't think that's how sex works.
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no hard feelings just being poker silly:0) I understand the love hope I didn't fend you in any way:0)
 
david1bear said:
no hard feelings just being poker silly:0) I understand the love hope I didn't fend you in any way:0)
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lol. Not all. I'm just making fun.
 
🙂Both are like a six in the lottery, because both make me happy
 
Mostly I was interested if girls would reply at this thread..So no similarities ,poker takes more time lol
 
What feelings in the moment of sex, that you have with your partner in the sexual act. In the same way you do not know what cards your opponent has. There is something very unusual about both.
The pleasure of winning in poker that feeling of accomplishments that give us life, and pleasure in love and sexual achievements, beyond orgasm, the feeling of achievement is much greater.
 
Если у вас нет хорошего партнера, вам нужно иметь сильную руку.
 
Sorry, but I did not hear more stupidity. Cheating for sex? How much need to be a worthless person. Sex should be only with mutual attraction to each other, and only then he will bring joy and satisfaction.
People what is wrong with you ??? Sex is not the most important thing in life, it is an addition in the relationship between a man and a woman, it is an opportunity to give birth to a new life, and not a stupid ****.
 
Of course, sex has a positive impact on the game of poker. And on the state of the organism as a whole. But only if all reasonable measures, and not during the game😛🙂
 
M13A13 said:
What feelings in the moment of sex, that you have with your partner in the sexual act. In the same way you do not know what cards your opponent has. There is something very unusual about both.
The pleasure of winning in poker that feeling of accomplishments that give us life, and pleasure in love and sexual achievements, beyond orgasm, the feeling of achievement is much greater.
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Are you reading this before you post it when you're sober?
 
My momma didn't raise me to be like that

M13A13 said:
Someone has thought about the association of sex and poker.
I've been thinking here that the two things can relate.
In poker we usually try to take advantage of our opponents, that is, to make the most money possible and even cheat them with a bluff.
In sex the situation is the same, we seek to take maximum advantage of the woman, we seek to satisfy her innocence at all costs and even deceive her with false love.
As in poker we often think that we are winning and we end up losing, so it happens in sex, when we think we are dealing well, we are dealing poorly, and even being cheated and betrayed.
One thing is certain when you lose a woman, we get upset and when we lose in poker the situation is the same.
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WOW .. please don't include me in your quote .. I don't take advantage of women
 
Excelent

😛arty:Sex before and after poker. But you thought about sex during the poker game.
 
It is ironic seeing people with the subtitle of 'visionary' making posts like this.
 
I think this was supposed to be on the Magic the Gathering forum could be wrong though...
 
For me, poker is stress, and sex is anti-stress. When I lose, all my anger dissolves in sex, and my girlfriend likes it a lot. My girlfriend likes it when i lose😀😀😀 u-la-la
 
M13A13 said:
Someone has thought about the association of sex and poker.
I've been thinking here that the two things can relate.
In poker we usually try to take advantage of our opponents, that is, to make the most money possible and even cheat them with a bluff.
In sex the situation is the same, we seek to take maximum advantage of the woman, we seek to satisfy her innocence at all costs and even deceive her with false love.
As in poker we often think that we are winning and we end up losing, so it happens in sex, when we think we are dealing well, we are dealing poorly, and even being cheated and betrayed.
One thing is certain when you lose a woman, we get upset and when we lose in poker the situation is the same.
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If you have to get sex by taking advantage or deceiving someone then you might want to re-evaluate your life. I really feel your analogy is mysogynistic and demeaning. There are a lot of parallels between poker and sex that we could discuss without being demeaning towards women.
 
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Sex and love are two different things, and there is no need to cheat in order to have sex, you can just tell the truth that I want sex. This is usually more efficient and brings less problems than a ridiculous lie !!! I think that sex and poker are slightly different things, but with a lot of desire, you can find similarities anywhere)))
 
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