Top 5 Revisited

A LONG time ago I came across a few poker related Top Fives and posted it on here. I decided to create one myself so:

Top Five Reasons Given When A Player Calls Your All In With Crap Cards and Hits Their Two Outer (or One Outer)

5. I have a good feeling about that hand.

4. It's my favorite hand, I HAD to play it.

3. I thouhgt you were bluffing.

2. I have to go home so I called.

1. I had pot odds (when he/she really didn't)

1. it was soooooted !!

6. I was just as likely to hit a pair as you were so we were even

Also this reminds that once my pock queens was called all in by k,9. And the king hit the flop for villain to win and he was adamant that he was favourite because he had 3 kings in the deck to hit while i only had 2 queens to hit. He couldnt get his head around the concept that the queens didnt need to improve. I think he was a freeroll winner though since i couldnt find him on money tables again

7. I was getting implied odds

This was after villain called after I was all-in.

8. Stop your whinging before I punch your fkng face in. Poker is a game of FIVE cards, not two. If you don't like it, take up knitting.