The Ultimate Degeneracy Debate: Cash Game Grinders vs. Tournament Degens

Who holds the crown for absolute, unchecked degeneracy in poker: cash game grinders or tournament players?
Are you a cash player who sits for 36 hours straight, fueled by caffeine and endless rebuys while chasing a whale? Or are you a tournament degen who happily max late-registers with 10bb, fires four re-entries, and busts out in 45 seconds each time?
Who has the worst bankroll management, the most chaotic lifestyle, and the truest gambling sickness? Let’s settle this.

I think cash game grinders probably look like the bigger degenerates from the outside because they can sit for endless hours and reload whenever they want. But tournament players aren't exactly innocent either. Chasing that one more deep run at 2 a.m. after busting five events can be just as bad.