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[QUOTE="SopianaeExtra, post: 6268425, member: 481869"]
Lol, spot on, dude.

Let me add some other characters I've met over the years:
-the 'grudge-callers'; so let's say in the last hand you've managed to snatch the pot away from someone who had a bad beat. Happens all the time, right? Well, a grudge-caller will it take it personal and his entire focus will shift to sabotage your play whenever it's possible. You raise, he re-raises, you fold, he folds (as to minimize the risk to be embarrassed again in front of you). These guys are quickly removed from the table in my experience.
-the 'children'; they confuse a poker table with their elementary school playground and love to spam table throwables, insults, taunts and are generally nasty to be around. I call them children, but the fact that these are actually adults is just sad.
-the 'boomer doomers'; people who played for years and cultivated a false sense of superiority and sagacity. They love to disparage and criticize you for not adhering to THEIR way of playing, regardless whether you win or lose, and I always imagine them reeking of cheap cologne and having plush dices in their car.
-the loose maniacs, well they are self-explanatory. Players who lack any sound or reason in their play and either lose quickly or win some sizable pots to become an even greater pain in the rear for everyone sitting with them.

And of course every possible combination of these four.
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