What's your least favorite poker quote?

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My least favorite poker quote has to simply be "you gotta know when to hold em' and know when to fold em'." No sh** Sherlock, thanks for the advice. I'm going to utilize that quote to its fullest capacity the next time I sit at a table.

My favorite poker "quote" or saying is "mop squeezers." I was playing live poker the first time I heard the term. Some dude said it at a different table and a woman playing against him replies "are you looking for a fight?" Haha. He was referring to a pair of queens, ladies...."mop squeezers."
 
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"That's poker" after taking a really bad beat...…..yeah thanks.
 
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Mop squeezers lmao. That's funny ass shit.
 
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My least is also "you gotta kno when to Holdem and know when to foldem. but my favorite is "Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing!" Its juss so true u cant deny it
 
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"I knew thats what you had" after calling off chips on the river
 
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My least favorite poker quote, "any 2 cards"!!!:D:D
 
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chip and a chair....
 
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Someone beat me to it, but "That's poker !" has always annoyed me.
 
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agreed! That's poker is my least favorite saying as well.
 
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Ace is not good ace is God.
 
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A chip and a chair.
 
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least favorite - pretty much all have been quoted , but one that sticks
"That's how it goes , First your money , then your clothes".

Another one :
"A Fool and his money are soon parted"
 
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"I knew you had that..." :D
 
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My least favorite poker quote is, "Nice hand."
Is it ever really sincere? :D
 
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Whaevoz said:
My least favorite poker quote is, "Nice hand."
Is it ever really sincere? :D
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Nice quote! :D

I think most of the time people just say 'nice hand' out of respect.

The one I truly hate is 'good game' after you busted out.

The one I laugh at the most is 'how can you call that' after you busted a dude out, then told him 'good game'. :)
 
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Never liked it when players go "I would have flopped quads, or a trips or flush" or even " I rivered my hand" after they fold their hand. I mean after you fold your hand your hand is gone. I guess thats why its called Texas hold em, so you hold on to your hand .....
 
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