You Know Online Poker is Rigged When...

ph_il · Nov 29, 2007

*THIS IS A JOKE TOPIC/THREAD*

You Know Online Poker is Rigged When...

...When you are dealt AA, everyone else is dealt rags. But when you are dealt KK, someone else has been dealt AA.

...The more outs you have on the river, the least likely you'll hit it. But the less outs your opponent has at the river, the more likely they'll hit it.

...You're constantly having to fold rags at a hyper aggressive table, but as soon as you get AA, KK, AK, or a big hand in the BB, thats then table decides to become passive and they all fold to you.

arkadiy · Nov 29, 2007

So true though :S

OzExorcist · Nov 29, 2007

...the flop has five cards

aliengenius · Nov 29, 2007

I lose a hand that I did NOT have a 100% chance to win.

Emperor IX · Nov 29, 2007

OzExorcist said:
...the flop has five cards

Best one so far

%'m not feeling very witty at the moment, so I'll think of one later.

DetroitJimmy · Nov 29, 2007

...I only win half of my coinflips,I only win while drunk,and my aces only holdup 80% of the time.

lilybo · Nov 29, 2007

whats with ur pic?, cant tell u how many times this week that my kk has been killed by aa, was an abnormal amount 4sure, i hate aa grrrrr

DetroitJimmy · Nov 30, 2007

lilybo said:
whats with ur pic?, cant tell u how many times this week that my kk has been killed by aa, was an abnormal amount 4sure, i hate aa grrrrr

I've had my aces cracked by kings the last 2 times i was all in preflop.Lost $80 because of it.The first time the K came on the river.The second the king came on the turn,and then the river again(quads).

I still love aces the best,just happens to be the best starting hand in holdem.Guess I just keep in mind that they will win 80% of all my hands vs. one player.

BTW,it's rigged because I'm not rich yet,and i know I'm good:smile::smile::smile:.

reglardave · Nov 30, 2007

When I read about it on Cardschat.

vanquish · Nov 30, 2007

When a guy posts a bad beat thread that's not actually a bad beat.

beanaddict · Nov 30, 2007

When someone goes all in or bets hard with a high pp after the flop. Then starts calling you names or how the hell can you play with that crap? Not understanding they're playing Omaha.

Dorkus Malorkus · Nov 30, 2007

...when some guy with 2 posts makes a thread on an internet forum about how online poker is rigged with zero evidence to support his 'theory'.

ChuckTs · Nov 30, 2007

outs on the river?

Dorkus Malorkus · Nov 30, 2007

are you denying that poker is obv rigged when the dealer starts dealing out 6th street cards?

pigpen02 · Nov 30, 2007

beanaddict said:
When someone goes all in or bets hard with a high pp after the flop. Then starts calling you names or how the hell can you play with that crap? Not understanding they're playing Omaha.

When someone goes all in or bets hard with a full house. Then starts calling you names or how the hell can you play with that crap? Not understanding they're playing Razz.

beanaddict · Nov 30, 2007

pigpen02 said:
When someone goes all in or bets hard with a full house. Then starts calling you names or how the hell can you play with that crap? Not understanding they're playing Razz.

LMAO, yeah I've also seen that one

DaFrench1 · Nov 30, 2007

When you have hordes of 'rake-pimp' affiliates trying to convince you that its not....

Snowman1964 · Nov 30, 2007

You know you're in a rigged game when ...

...you go all-in every hand using the wife as colateral but still end up going home with her.

...you're playing strip poker and you end the evening having sex with yourself.

...when you finish second in a team event to the Morse Code Society.

I've got a few more but I'll probably use them in my poker diary (see other thread).

Snowman

XXX

aliengenius · Nov 30, 2007

...when you are a losing player and need to blame something besides yourself.

iamthepush · Nov 30, 2007

and the winner is....

OzExorcist said:
...the flop has five cards

it happend so fast i don't know what was going on, so i just checked.

USFDoh · Nov 30, 2007

I'm surprised I haven't seen this one yet:

You're playing on Absolute and this Pottripper guy is taking down every damn hand...

Semicolonkid · Dec 1, 2007

aliengenius said:
...when you are a losing player and need to blame something besides yourself.

This is my favorite answer. Pretty much has all the evidence and reasoning...

didimaketherightplay · Dec 1, 2007

whenever you lose any hand.

bustermoves · Dec 2, 2007

when you fold 2-7 14 hands in a row

Debi · Dec 2, 2007

When you know you are a much better player than Irexes - and he wins loads of money playing and you always lose.

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